Friday, May 1st 2009
Denise Richards Sings......
I'm sure that title alone made your ears curl up into your head where they are shaking and waiting for the coast to clear. It's really as awful as it sounds. This kills SOULS. This kills BONERS. This kills EVERYTHING.
At a Chicago Cubs game today, some hateful bitch gave Denise Richards a microphone so she could screech "Take Me Out To The Ballgame." The grass died, hundreds of birds committed mass suicide, clouds exploded, children turned into dust and Denise kept on going.
If two cats in heat every wake you up in the middle of the night, just play this for them and it will instantly turn each of them into THIS.
(Thanks Cara)
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"Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 6:04pm.
Yet another reason I'm happy to be a Cardinals fan, not a Cubs fan."
Screw the Cards. They traded Eckstein. And now he plays for the crappy Padres.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Yet another reason I'm happy to be a Cardinals fan, not a Cubs fan.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Holy crap. Even *I* sing better than this bitch!
The best singer evah was Freddie Mercury.
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I don't get it. Why does she have clothes on?
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Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:48pm.
Another great singer - Ann Wilson of Heart.
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Oh, I completely agree--her range is incredible!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
To her credit, she did count to three.
Dumb bitch has to use a piece of paper with lyrics on them.
Jesus, don't quit your day job. Oh, wait. She doesn't have a day job.
Another great singer - Ann Wilson of Heart.
Nobody ever sings that song right on mic. It has a lot to do with the horrible acoustics and lack of monitors.
Why is she shouting into the mic?
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:13pm.
CHARLES MANSON
Know whos voice is great, the singer from the cranberries (not sure of her name). she does a great version of ave maria i found on limewire. something about a irish bitches voice that gives me goosebumps
CHARLES MANSON
ACTUALLY ROBIN GIBB HAS THE BEST FUCKING VOICE EVER. IF YOU EVER GET A FUCKING CHANCE GO TO YOU TUBE AND WATCH I STARTED A JOKE AND GOING TO MASSA WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS CALLED.
This deserves a "Why are you doing this to us (Chicagoans)" tag.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Goodness!
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:23pm.
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Dolores O'Riordan.
When I lived in Dublin, I worked for a furniture shop and she came around regularly. She's tiny!
Fabulous voice though :)
Ha, I don't like watching baseball on tv anyway.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:23pm.
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I love her "When you're gone" too.
Oh Lord that was horrid. But give her credit for screeching like a wounded banshee in front of thousands. Maybe she was hoping the crowd would drown her out.
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:13pm.
CHARLES MANSON
Know whos voice is great, the singer from the cranberries (not sure of her name). she does a great version of ave maria i found on limewire. something about a irish bitches voice that gives me goosebumps
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has been. whore. no talent. useless. that is all.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Yikes! That was embarrassing to listen to!
Wonder how many asked for a refund/filed a lawsuit
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:13pm.
KAREN CARPENTER
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She has such a soothing voice...loved her
I love how she keeps having to look at the lyrics.
i feel bad for everyone at that game...hearing her just talk is irritating enough, let alone being subjected to her "singing"
ROTFLMAO @ dude's expression @ .49 seconds! Take the mic away from her. I think I'm the only one that likes Denise, but girl, no.
And yes to this @ "It's really as awful as it sounds. This kills SOULS. This kills BONERS. This kills EVERYTHING."
It almost killed my appetite.
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"I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane".
edited version of 'Snakes on a Plane' by Samuel L. Jackson
Who needs waterboarding? I had the volume turned up and when Denise started singing, my world exploded. Bitch is bad enough to make ANYONE CRACK!!!!!!
CHARLES MANSON
YOU KNOW WHO HAS THE BEST FUCKING VOICE IS A TOSS UP BETWEEN HELEN REDDY AND KAREN CARPENTER. STEISAND CAN STICK SOME GREAT AND STEADY NOTES BUT HAS A VERY LIMITED OCTAVE RANGE.
I'd listen to this blasphemy, but I think I've had enough unpleasantries for the time being.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Is she still alive???
whats truly awful is that the marlins w/ runners on 1st and 2nd w/ 0 outs in a 2-2 game in the 8th inning didnt bunt over the runners to scoring posistion for the win, i mean a sac fly or a ground ball GIVES YOU THE LEAD!! Which took away the decision away from Chris Volstad who pitched a gem of a game and which would of given me more fantasy points. Im surprised MK didnt speak of this in his analysis....
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Well, that just killed any love of baseball that I had.
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