Friday, May 1st 2009
Denise Richards Sings......
I'm sure that title alone made your ears curl up into your head where they are shaking and waiting for the coast to clear. It's really as awful as it sounds. This kills SOULS. This kills BONERS. This kills EVERYTHING.
At a Chicago Cubs game today, some hateful bitch gave Denise Richards a microphone so she could screech "Take Me Out To The Ballgame." The grass died, hundreds of birds committed mass suicide, clouds exploded, children turned into dust and Denise kept on going.
If two cats in heat every wake you up in the middle of the night, just play this for them and it will instantly turn each of them into THIS.
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We Cubs fans have suffered enough this century. Now we gotta listen to this dim bulb butcher a song which requires the least amount of talent?
This is EPIC!!! I know a true blond BOMB shell when I see one. Everyone knows that she wasn't asked to perform for her theatrical talents. No Every Straight man was waiting for her to show some titty hooters. She was truly blowing some good men away and I do mean blowing. Thats the most talent a woman like that has.
I was at this game. My ears were bleeding. What the hell was the Cubs organization thinking???
wow that sucked it didn't even sound like singing she was sort of talking it.
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I like Denise and Papa. At least she gave it her all.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:08am.
I'm Bitchy by nature, Imagine while sick!
Ouu, looking out for chu....
Eeee.that's not really *singing* as much as it is braying into the mic. Wow.
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Submitted by Zoe-in-Atlanta on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:57am.
I've wondered for years why people hate Denise Richards so much..
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I assume that it has something to do with her instance on attending these and other kinds of events while fully clothed. She really just needs to take those clothes off. I mean - pants?!? WTF is she thinking?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:06am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:59am.
LOL, I'm Bitchy by nature, Imagine while sick!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:59am.
It might have to do with the fact that she was fucking her Best friend's Husband.
hahaha. You don't sound sick! My main prob with Denise is she's dumber than a housepet.
Submitted by Zoe-in-Atlanta on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:57am.
I've wondered for years why people hate Denise Richards so much
It might have to do with the fact that she was fucking her Best friend's Husband.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I've wondered for years why people hate Denise Richards so much..
She was married to a self-confessed gambling and pussy addict, she clearly dotes on her children, yet somehow she came out the bad guy and he's still getting movie/tv offers.
Thats fucked up.
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Pathetic. Even Taylor Swift could have done better than that.
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fucking awful! i need to listen to some michael jackson now to forget how denise sounds like!
I spared myself listening to that drivel. B!tch would probably be surprised to know the "ballgame" she's singing about is baseball and not ....
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Ugh... I can totally seeing her doing a bukkake on the team in the locker room post game..
what a foul no talent desperate attention whore gold diggin sperm receptacle..
you are in rare form today MK.LMAO..
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Wow, she's bad!
My ears. :( Not everyone can sing, but God damn, at least pick a song that's easy for anyone to sing.
I didn't even listen to it because I value my ears too much to even hear it for five seconds. Why bother really? I'm sure it's awful, bitch doesn't know how to do anything in my opinion. Even act.
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
That was pretty bad, but in her defense, I don't think anybody could make that song sound good. At least she looked hot!
this is what it must sound like when denise gets it from the back...who invited this trick to the game anyways? she probably has her eye on some baseball player's money...
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I got about as far as "Take me out to the ball ga-" before I stopped watching.
It's funny how she had to read ' aright fan let me hear you' and 'A-one, a-two, a-three' from a piece of paper. I guess the nerves get to you up there in front of thousands.
I laughed because it appears Denise is looking down for lyrics...
as if she can read!
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Well, at least this proves to me what I've suspected all along: She possesses keen oral skills — albeit of a markedly different nature. That's the only way I can picture how this slag got famous, in the first place.
I have this idea that we should discontinue capital punishment in the US. What we should do instead is just lock the criminals concerned one by one in a small, dark, windowless room, with no chance of escape, playing this recording over and over and over again until they simply bump themselves off. If nothing else, it'd be hella cheap! And in this economy, isn't it all about savings, at the end of the day?
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At last!!! A cure for swine flu!! You may go deaf--but the flu will be gone!! She makes Rosanne Barr look good.--my ears!
I got through 36 seconds, that's a lot.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:03pm.
Hahaha.
Denise is hot but her voice and singing has got to go...just pose and look good. Thank you.
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Exactly! That whore should have "just shut the fuck up and look pretty" tattooed on the inside of her eyelids and she should blink A LOT...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Another EPIC fail for Denise.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:03pm.
Hahaha.
Denise is hot but her voice and singing has got to go...just pose and look good. Thank you.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 7:48pm.
Horrible! My awkward boner disappeared.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! No it didn't...Don't lie....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'll give her a little leeway and say that was an AWFUL key to make someone sing in; no matter what you're going to sound horrible. Try it; it's kinda funny...
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Horrible! My awkward boner disappeared.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
How is it things like this posted on D-listed are always *worse* than I think they're going to be?
Why is this professional gold-digger still getting any attention? She does nothing except collect her child support checks and snort blow.
The Phillies wouldn't let this skeezer clean the restrooms at CBP.
Who doesn't know the words to "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"? I wonder if Denise knows the words to "Happy Birthday to You".
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Submitted by LA on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 6:55pm.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Tone-deaf drunken slag. She doesn't even know the words, for crissake.
Why do I have the feeling that Denise Richards has been taken out to the "Ball" Game quite a few times already.
Christ, she sings like my tune-deaf husband:( I like her but she needs to not sing anymore, except at home.
tragic cunt!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 6:04pm.
Yet another reason I'm happy to be a Cardinals fan, not a Cubs fan.
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Substitute "Brewers" for "Cardinals" and ITA. :)
Here's another (it's super disgusting):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWhU4Z0mBDM
That was not very good. Ozzy and his slag wife were gawd awful as well when they sang it last year.
Eckstein is a big loss for the cards. he's that scrappy player you love to have in the playoffs. while the A-roids of the worlds are hitting into double plays Eckstein always comes up with a big hit and doesnt waste at bats. you wont feel it in the regular season but once the playoffs roll around (and the cards are def. contenders) theyll regret letting him go
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"Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 6:10pm.
Eckstein wasn't a huge loss for us, but I know a lot of people were disappointed when it happened. Whatever, we have a good lineup and are playing great these days, that's all I care about!"
Actually, I'm more pissed at the Angels for trading him to the Cards in the first place. I hate how my favorite players are shown the door when they work so hard. Boo.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 6:05pm.
Eckstein wasn't a huge loss for us, but I know a lot of people were disappointed when it happened. Whatever, we have a good lineup and are playing great these days, that's all I care about!
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just passed by wrigley field on my way home... thousands of dead fans (or drunk) due to this bitches vocal cords...