Friday, May 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Josi From Brazil's Big Brother 9
Josi, a contestant on Big Brother in Brazil, was walking in a fashion show held in a nightclub/auto-parts store when she kissed the catwalk with the back of her head.
Homegirl was walking around, thinking she looked cute, waving at everyone and BOOM! 0 to 90 degrees in seconds. Just like an ironing board!
And if you've ever wanted to know how many dudes it takes to get a Daisy Fuentes look-alike off the ground, you'll get your answer.
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:39pm.
@migraine regarding the question of the day: my mother and i are taking the nephew to the circus...i've spent my entire friday so far, waiting for the plumber to fix the tub in the bathroom...good times...
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oh gurl, better you than me. I am so skeert of clowns I would piss my pants.
People in shops are always invading my personal space.
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Why do people come in your office, somebody who should know you don't like them, and start chatting! And don't get the hint that you want then to leave because you don't make eye contact, you keep typing as the talk and just say uhmmm! to everything! FUCKING GO AWAY!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
I was just on ebay and Ryan Reynolds' nalgas I mean X-Men dog tags for Ellen's charity are going for over $1000. Fucking nerds.
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Why are those things so slippery, anyway? Runways I mean, of course! Get your mind out of the gutter!
My dad had this special car cleaner wax stuff that was really good. We tried it on a spot on the linoleum in the kitchen and I think everyone took a spill there at least once after that. Even the dog went sliding across it a few times! It was funny, but amazing no one got hurt, since it was by the cupboard corner and it could be sharp if you hit it in just the right place!
I loves me some latinas and their manly hotness counterparts...I remember taking a spill down the yearly Halloween walk of shame, only when I bit it, my wig rolled off down the street. Some sweet muchachitas with whipped-on eyebrows came running up to me with my hair in hand like I was their hot memaw on Sábado Gigante circa 1973...and put my shit back together! Now that's some LOVE, people!
That bitch got serious root glue on 'cause my hair don't NEVER stick like that. They must have better wigs in Brazil.
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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."
HA!.. I also think people falling is funny(not old people)..I fell like that just the other day RIGHT in front of my Garbage man and I laughed mah ass off.
My ass went down HARD, flat on my back hahaha!
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:35pm.
shut the smurf up:
Congratulations! I will now summon the power of attraction from your post! Thanks:)
What I failed to say is that Savings now is on + $12.01 and Checking is on + $0.06, but that's not the point LOL
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Hunny - that is FABULOUS! Don't sell yourself short! ;p I can only DREAM of having such wealth one day!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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@migraine regarding the question of the day: my mother and i are taking the nephew to the circus...i've spent my entire friday so far, waiting for the plumber to fix the tub in the bathroom...good times...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
migraine - my weekend plans included a family BBQ at my cousins, who just moved here from Texas, but my bitch parentals decided we should postpone and reschedule when the weather is clear.
Uhm, there is a CHANCE of rain EARLY Saturday.
Fucktards. If it doesn't fit their schedule everyone else has to move around it. UGH!
So....I have no clue what we will do this weekend instead.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:35pm.
shut the smurf up:
Congratulations! I will now summon the power of attraction from your post! Thanks:)
What I failed to say is that Savings now is on + $12.01 and Checking is on + $0.06, but that's not the point LOL
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Why does WSHH have the best clips of people falling on their asses?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I feel bad for the guy in the orange shirt who came to her aid, got THAT close to heaven and her spectacular titaculars and then was shoved off to the side by security.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
shut the smurf up:
Congratulations! I will now summon the power of attraction from your post! Thanks:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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I wish I'd been there. She could've fallen directly into my lap.
@Bitchette
Love the new avie! Those..I mean that's a nice shirt!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
It's the desperate scrabble for traction that does it for me.
That and her literally falling flat.
..and her popping up immediately.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:30pm.
i second that!
in between sitting on my ass i will also have to do a mountain of laundry and take my pup to the dog park.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
At the risk of evoking the anger of the Karma Gods, I laughed.......... ALOT. Who knew silicone boobs and booty don't bounch?(much)
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Bitch is fat.
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It's a sad fashion show when no one is even paying attention.... nice fog effect LOL
I would have bowed or curtsied after.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:25pm.
Actually, it's quite amusing. I've been living like this for years - I have no idea how. I hope it keeps working, whatever it is! ;p
Drumroll!!!!!!! Yesterday I deposited my pay and guess what Horz!, my account came out of the Negative sign!!! for the first time in almost a year!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Question of the day....
Weekend plans?
Mine.....to do as little as possible :)
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:28pm.
I gotta go, hwores. I'll catch y'all later :)
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RUDE!
See ya:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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What kind of ghetto-ass fashion show is that?!
Why is it I get such pleasure out of people taking a spill?
I also laugh when I fall too, so I guess it all evens out.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:25pm.
Hey Nanoop, what's shakin'?
Not much, you hot skeezer! How 'bout you?
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Me! I'm shakin in my boots, over here - everybody be asking me for money I don't have! Cha!
Actually, it's quite amusing. I've been living like this for years - I have no idea how. I hope it keeps working, whatever it is! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
I gotta go, hwores. I'll catch y'all later :)
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
People falling is one of the funniest things of all time.
Props for keeping her composure. Although there are certain advantages to being a bellycrawler.
"This doesn't call for hyperbole, or hyperventilation, or fancy.rhetorical.flourishes..." Alcee Hastings
That is one SAD-ass fashion show!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:25pm.
Hey Nanoop, what's shakin'?
Not much, you hot skeezer! How 'bout you?
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
I go to Brazil all the time, believe me making it to their Big Brother show makes you an A-List celebrity in that country.
those are some big hooters!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Hey Nanoop, what's shakin'?
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
In the words of Homer Simpson, "It's funny 'cause it's not happening to me!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LOL I always love when people fall, Is my favorite !
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Bahahahahahaha! I love seeing hot women fall down!!!! There is a god!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
Damn, that was like a flat out head slam flat on her back. Ouch.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
'sup, hwores?
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
if josi fell forward on those big knockers, she would've bounced up on her own...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.