Friday, May 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Josi From Brazil's Big Brother 9
Josi, a contestant on Big Brother in Brazil, was walking in a fashion show held in a nightclub/auto-parts store when she kissed the catwalk with the back of her head.
Homegirl was walking around, thinking she looked cute, waving at everyone and BOOM! 0 to 90 degrees in seconds. Just like an ironing board!
And if you've ever wanted to know how many dudes it takes to get a Daisy Fuentes look-alike off the ground, you'll get your answer.
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Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:56pm.
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This is a not common response to cortisone but it can happen. Some of the symptoms of a bad reaction to cortisone include sudden bursts of excitement, paranoia and hallucinations. I highly doubt this will have long term effects on your husband (it was just one shot) but he should see an specialist just in case.
Edited to add: Either your husband's organism is a tad sensitive to cortisone or the dose those fuckers gave him was way too high. He should ask what dosage they used on him.
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I'm having a shitty day for absolutely no good reason and have a list of greivances. Feel free to skip over this shit if you have enough problems of your own.
1. I hate pulling a damn wookie out of my ass crack after every shower. Hormones, get yourself right before I shave my fucking head.
2. I hate the circle jerk of knowing what I need to do to lose weight, go on a good spree, get lazy and fuck it all up only to get down on myself and rinse, lather, repeat said circle jerk.
3. I hate miserable people who are purposefully bitchy to those who are not just to make themselves feel better. Whore I work with, I'm talking about you.
4. Child, I know it can be scary to poop in the potty, but make it happen because I'm tired of shitbombs in your underpants.
5. If I can't get Thing 2 into a preschool in the fall because I didn't think I needed to fill out applications 9 MONTHS in advance, I'm going to cut a bitch.
6. ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
7. It was my favorite show but they've stupified "Bones" so much I can't get through an episode without rolling my eyes and wishing for some form of death to come swiftly.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:20pm.
So yesterday I was a little sunburnt, but it went away overnight, like it usually does. But then this afternoon, my face is suddenly even redder for NO apparent reason. I don't get it.
Mine does that too. Your skin actually continues to burn for quite awhile after. Don't you notice it stays hot for days too! Some aloe gel or that clear one will help and cocoa butter.
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We are talking about going home early. Oh wait, that is just what I was thinking about.
So yesterday I was a little sunburnt, but it went away overnight, like it usually does. But then this afternoon, my face is suddenly even redder for NO apparent reason. I don't get it.
Yo Yo. What are you guys talking about today?
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Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:52pm.
Lory good point! I think MK was probably thinking that 0 was standing and 90 was laying down. But in geometry a line is at 0 degrees while a line perpendicular to it going straight up is at 90 degrees. So obviously geometry ain't his strong point, but being funny definitely is!
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:11pm.
yeah- i hope it was not something really bad, because he was so excited to be playing and I wouldn't want to have that ruined for him. i guess we'll see. i told him he needs to get in shape the natural way, and if he gets cramps or whatever in practice, he needs to sit that shit out till it gets better on it's own!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Paris Herpes- I haven't seen you around much! How's it shakin'?
Bitchette- Cortisone is actually a type of steroid and I can see how it could do that to him, though I only have experience with prednisone (not a shot, also a type of steroid) which made me cranky, but not off the handle. Who knows, it could have been intensified by the extra emotions he may have been feeling because it was his first practice and all..
Thanks Stock and All-
I had a quick thought about calling the coach myself to tell him what I thought about it, but I didn't think that would look so good on my tough ass-kicking footballer man :P
but i have told my man not to take another shot.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:56pm.
Yah that deffinetly sounds like roid rage! WTF is wrong with his coach?
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Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:58pm.
WAAAAA? Hes the only reason I watch CSI! Hes just so ridiculously over the top and campy that I can't help but laugh at his one liners.
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Submitted by dbella on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:57pm.
Wow that must of been traumatic! Really it is only funny if someone doesn't get hurt!
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-Team Valtrex
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:56pm.
CHARLES MANSON
DONT ALLOW SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU A SHOT OF FUCKING ANYTHING UNLESS IT IS MORPHINE.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:32pm.
My 3 year old can now get on the computer, go to YouTube or Google and search for "poo", "pee", "pig" and her own name.
Big deal. Sluttsville's been able to do that since last year.
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:58pm.
Team Valtrex came up with it and I loved so much I made it my signature!
Yah I can't watch CSI Mami because everytime he comes on screen a rage comes over me and I want to punch the TV!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
I've had cortisone shots for allergies, bitchette & never ever got close to anything like what your husband was going through.
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:56pm.
CHARLES MANSON
I LIKE YOUR MINI FUCKING STORY. ALSO LIKE YOUR CHEST.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:59pm.
that's kinda what i thought. doesn't seem like it was just cortisone.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Bitchette ~ tell your husband NOT to take any shots from anyone unless he knows what they hell it is.
Sounds like he got a steroid shot.
That shit will make a person "Jekyl & Hyde". Tell the coach to Fu*k off. He sounds like he's dealing in some dangerous shit.
damn bitchette, sounds like steroids!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
CRAZY, I like your sig...David Caruso IS a terrible actor, he really ruins CSI Miami for me. He's always like, you're the killer and you're going to jail. It sucks how predictable he is. There was one episode where he supposedly died but by the end of the episode they find out he faked his own death. The show was actually interesting for about 20 minutes. They really need to kill him off already.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Ooh, not funny. I slipped on some ice right before Christmas, went over backward like that and hit my head. Three + MONTHS to recover from the concussion and brain injury I ended up with and I still have amnesia surrounding the event. I can't remember anything starting about two hours before it happened until about 10:00 a.m. the following day. I don't even remember falling, except for the second of impact when my head hit the pavement, for some weird reason.
So, I can't laugh at that. It gave me the shudders.
i have a mini-story
my man was going to try out for the local semi-pro football team. he went to a few pre-practices but realized that he couldn't make a lot of the regular practices so didn't try out. but then yesterday the head coach personally called him and said he had seen some film of him at college and that he needed him on the team, so he didn't even have to try out he just went to the first practice yesterday!!! very exciting for him! :)
so then obviously he's not in very good shape, missing all the pre-practices and his back starts spasming last nite. the coaches give him a shot! in his back. my first reaction was WTF are they doing? i thought they would only give shots during big games so that they can keep playing, not on the fucking first practice!! Then he gets home and he is fucking crazy, like a meth whore on a 4 day binge. extremely irritable, flew off the handle at the smallest thing, within 5 min of coming home we were screaming at each other (cuz i don't take no shit :) he threw something in the fridge and it knocked out a pot of spaghetti on the floor. then he started yelling about something else, and something else. i was trying really hard not to take it personally, because he is not like that EVER, and i knew it must've been from whatever they gave him. This morning he doesn't even really remember what happened, and he said when it wore off (because i ended up just going to bed, so we didn't have to yell at each other for nothing) he went into a dead sleep.
so weird. why would they give him something on the first practice??? they said it was cortisone. has anyone else ever heard of a reaction like that?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
KD you are dealing with some lazy mofos at work then. They should get their fat asses up and walk or run for lunch then. Last nite I went to my friend's show and then rode my bike all the way home, it took like 35-40 minutes. I was tired when I got back, but it was like a good solid tired. I dig that.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
lol - sorry but that was funny
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:47pm.
O-Town? That's a new one! What does that mean...?
CHARLES MANSON
O-TOWN IS FUCKING ORLANDO WHERE ALL THE WANNA BE CRACK POTS ARE. IF YOU WANT TO TRUELY EXPERIENCE SOME WACKED SHIT GO TO THE FUCKING BURMUDA TRIANGLE KNOWN AS TAMPA-ST PETE-CLEARWATER.
Actually I was refering to a Canadian city. But yours sounds fun!
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-Team Valtrex
Lory good point! I think MK was probably thinking that 0 was standing and 90 was laying down. But in geometry a line is at 0 degrees while a line perpendicular to it going straight up is at 90 degrees. So obviously geometry ain't his strong point, but being funny definitely is!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:47pm.
O-Town? That's a new one! What does that mean...?
CHARLES MANSON
O-TOWN IS FUCKING ORLANDO WHERE ALL THE WANNA BE CRACK POTS ARE.
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Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:34pm.
Ahhhh! Yah I moved from the T.O.! The Tamils must visited you all after they annoyed us for two weeks!
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Ah..they only got three days here. Really, I try not to pay attention to society, in general, if I can possibly avoid it:) I get slapped with a headline or radio announcer now and then, but that's about it.
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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M.E. ~ congrats!!! Are you buying the 1st round?
O-Town? That's a new one! What does that mean...?
CHARLES MANSON
O-TOWN IS FUCKING ORLANDO WHERE ALL THE WANNA BE CRACK POTS ARE. IF YOU WANT TO TRUELY EXPERIENCE SOME WACKED SHIT GO TO THE FUCKING BURMUDA TRIANGLE KNOWN AS TAMPA-ST PETE-CLEARWATER.
That was hilarious! It's interesting she fell flat on her back like that, she obviously had lots of practice with that maneuver...in bed!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:34pm.
Ahhhh! Yah I moved from the T.O.! The Tamils must visited you all after they annoyed us for two weeks!
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-Team Valtrex
Congrats M.E. does that mean a bonus?
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
KD - I was waiting for her to renegotiate herself to a standing position wearing that skirt, hahaha! Oh, but she had help ....
WOOT! I just contracted two more units for service, one for modernization and I'm waiting to finalize my quote for the MAJOR one that will be over$100K job!
YEA ME!
Some people make such a big deal about finding a parking spot that is close! I don't get it! I don't give a flying merkin about it. I don't mind parking far away. I sit on my ass all day, the extra activity is good for me. Even though I do work out regularly.
CRAZY: I HEAR you! If I wanted to, I could be a big old fatty, too. I'd LOVE to have the self-delusion that it's okay to be obese. But I stay thin because I want to be HEALTHY and attractive and not a burden to society.
And I am tired of obese people getting special treatment, yeah, like those handicapped plates and shit.
Oh, and I am completely aware that there are healthy fat people.
OHH one time I was facing the parking lot at Angel's stadium and they have this whole first parking row dedicated to handicap spaces.. well NONE of the motherfuckers that were parking there weres disabled! NONE...
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:32pm.
My 3 year old can now get on the computer, go to YouTube or Google and search for "poo", "pee", "pig" and her own name.
I'm askeered.
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Net Nanny! I didn't even actually think of it - my kid doesn't surf so much as play games...but one day she searched and she was like: That's bad - so she told me and she actually puts it on herself before she surfs...not even net nanny - it's just the security settings on Mozilla...they can toggle on and off...
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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If she was standing and suddenly finds herself flat like an iron table, wouldn't it be more accurate saying that this bitch went from 90 to 0 degrees? She did go 0 to 90 when she stood up though.
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Girl Cheese ~ maybe their handicap is stupidity.
I'd report her...anyone who isn't rightfully handicap doesn't deserve the sticker.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:28pm
You live in O-Town? I live across the river but work in O-Town!
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O-Town? That's a new one! What does that mean...?
River? What river? Maybe this happened somewhere else too...I think I know! No! I live in the Tdot.
Oopsie!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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how/why/when did we get on the fat train?
Sometimes those fat people have a genuinely handicapped family member and they just take advantage of their handicap sticker. I know several people who do that.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
My 3 year old can now get on the computer, go to YouTube or Google and search for "poo", "pee", "pig" and her own name.
I'm askeered.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:28pm
You live in O-Town? I live across the river but work in O-Town!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:21pm.
When I see some 600 lb. lard ass with a handicap sticker on their car. Where the F**k do they get off getting away with this??
Yah I fucking know! You are not disabled you ar FUCKING FAT! When did lack of self control become a disability ( Not to include those with a genuine thyroid problem). I am getting so sick of people getting special treatment and privileges because they are whiny dramatics attention seekers! FUCK YOU MY LFE SUCKS TOO BUT I FUCKING WORK EVERYDAY AND DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!
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