Friday, May 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Josi From Brazil's Big Brother 9
Josi, a contestant on Big Brother in Brazil, was walking in a fashion show held in a nightclub/auto-parts store when she kissed the catwalk with the back of her head.
Homegirl was walking around, thinking she looked cute, waving at everyone and BOOM! 0 to 90 degrees in seconds. Just like an ironing board!
And if you've ever wanted to know how many dudes it takes to get a Daisy Fuentes look-alike off the ground, you'll get your answer.
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Also, this squirrel was black! I had never seen a black squirrel before and haven't seen one since I moved back to Big D. A friend of mine told me that black squirrels exist in the mid west and east. I have never seen one in Texas!
She may be a klutz, but I'd still like to fuck her brains back in.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
My daycare lady has two baby squirrels in her house right now. Her husband fell a tree and they plopped out of the nest. They were newborns, no fur, eyes still closed. SO CUTE! Well, it's been about 6 weeks, they have fur now, eyes are open and they are getting active! They are about 5" long, plus tail. OMG They are so CUTE! And SOFT!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:05pm.
Really? I always thought they were capable of contracting, carrying, and passing on rabies.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Squirrels do not carry any disease that can be transmitted to humans.
They of course can carry parasites (worms/fleas) and their excrement can carry things like Salmonella, but just don't eat squirrel pooh.
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:58pm.
I love all animals and get relly upset when I see someone run over a squirrel...........it breaks my heart! :((
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I hit a squirrel not long ago and felt like shit about it, but you know, when it darts out in front of the car...
They act goofy (squirrely!) early spring - I guess that's mating season - they run all over the place and don't seem to notice cars and stray cats running around.
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:58pm.
Yeah, they can be bold little bastards. When I was four, one stole a bagel right from my hands while I was in the playground!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:54pm.
Ain't nothin' better than an unjustified authority figure, huh? lol
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
I hate it when birds start attacking me. They start swooping your head and squaking. Friggen berdz.
I lived in Chicago for a year and one day I was walking out the front door of my brownstone, this friggin squirrel REFUSED to let me out!! Everytime I opened the glass door it started running towards me............then he would get on his hine legs an start screaming at me. I swear I was in the hallway for 45 minutes trying my damndest to get out the door.
I love all animals and get relly upset when I see someone run over a squirrel...........it breaks my heart! :((
I know it's May but this song is in me head.
♪ drip, drop
Little April shower
Beating a tune
As you fall all around
Drip, drip, drop
Little April shower
What can compare
To your beautiful sound
Drip, drip, drop
When the sky is cloudy
Your pretty music
Can brighten the day
Drip, drip, drop
When the sun says howdy
You say goodbye right away
Drip, drip drop
Little April shower
Beating a tune
Ev'rywhere that you fall
Drip, drip drop
Little April shower
I'm getting wet
And I don't care at all
Drip, drop, drip, drop
I'll never be afraid
Of a good little
Gay little
April serenade ♪
Your Mom- I am still friends with a guy that still works for my old manager, and he complains to me all the time. He asks for time off, and the guy gives him such a hard time. Because he only goes on vacation for ONE week out of the year. He gets sick and still comes to work and gets everyone else sick. He got yelled at for coming in and working on Sundays, but he still does it. He can't delegate worth a crap because he wants to make sure everything is done right.
KD - Yes, must be nice. 6 years ago he hired on our GM and "retired" opened up a motocycle parts and accessory store, built a new house, etc.
Is only back because GM can't handle ALL of it anymore, so. He (bossman) graces us with his presence about 3 x a week, maybe an hour or so a day.
Must be nice.
Ooo, ME, that is going to be some fun drama right there! Better let us al know how it all goes down when it happens.
And shoot, out of the office for SIX years?
Talking about annoying people at work....
Last Friday one of my managers blamed ME, she said " Do you realize Paquita that it's your fault that it's 8 pm and we are still at the office?"
Long story short of course it wasn't she doesn't know who to manage and has a horrible attitude, she never thought that the project we where working on will take as long as it did. And being the youngest PM she probably feels superior to me and the rest of the normies who are close to her age and just started our career. Another co-worker talked to our boss and told him what happened with him and with me. And he told me he had a lot of complains on this girl and that she ever said something to me like that i could answer back and he'll back me up
No one at my office likes working with her, she is very difficult and she said more than what I'm saying on this post. That fucking bitch.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Your mom - yep! Now if only we can get someone to look over the books.
Who has the money to renovate their house right now?
Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:43pm.
I hear ya. My last boss was a miserable prick who felt the need to make everyone else around him just as miserable. And making his workers miserable during the day wasn't even enough--he would also harass his family several times a day, EVERY day. The sonofabitch needed, like, 12 pills a day to stay halfway normal.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:41pm.
Bring that bitch down!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:37pm.
He's actually way better than my last boss who was (still is) a micromanager, workaholic, and have temper tantrums sometimes. Good guy, but bad manager.
i have a nice job this evening.
i'm going to photograph an irish pub, and they are going to give me and the man dinner and drinks!
guinness here i come!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
KD - she's been here 15 years. The owner (bossman) has been out of the office for the last 6 years. He's back now and her comings and goings have become increasingly long. She's supposed to work 32 hours a week. She works M, T, TH and Fri. Our office opens at 8am and closes at 4:30p. We get a 1/2 hour lunch.
She normally strolls in around 8:30/8:45ish, leaves for lunch at 12, returns around 1:30/1:45 and then calls it a day around 4, saying she's got to go to the bank and the post office.
He wants me to just log her hours for a week so he has proof when he confronts her.
Oh, and she cuts her own paycheck, and I've checked, she pays herself for 32 hours a week, every week.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:32pm.
A guy I work with gets away with a bunch of crap too and the closest my boss has come to saying anything is when the guy admitted he was late he said "Well, we are hoping that some day you might start giving that up". It's like passive aggresive notes but live.
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Your boss is a pussy.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:31pm.
I loathe assholes who have good jobs with great pay and take it for granted. When I was working at this video post-production house in nyc I used to transfer these city lawyer classes to dvd for the nyc law dept. and the quality of these videos was hideous. My co-worker told me that the girl who had the job taping these classes would set up the camera in the back of the classroom, no white balancing, no nothing, and let it run for two hours while she went out shopping. Fucking bitch was getting paid way more than I was, and had no appreciation for her job. If I ever met her, I'd slug her!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
ME- you are going to have to log her hours? One thing that bugs me is when people in authority don't just say something. Has your boss ever been like "hey Donna, I'd like you to work on being on time" or something like that. I mean, if I were being a dumbass, I'd probably prefer people to confront me about it before they go around and dig up dirt on me. A guy I work with gets away with a bunch of crap too and the closest my boss has come to saying anything is when the guy admitted he was late he said "Well, we are hoping that some day you might start giving that up". It's like passive aggresive notes but live.
I know KD!! Squirrels are so cute, but carry so many diseases!!!
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But there was something about you (I want you to know), it brought a change over me (it's starting to show). I've got this feeling inside,Got to have you, have you, ain't no good to hide.
-Boston
Whenever I see squirrels, I yell at them in a cartoon voice, saying, "Where's the nuts? Where's the nuts?!"
It drives them crazy.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:28pm.
i used to shoot the squirrels outside my window with a super soaker. they would just climb higher and yell at me.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Your mom - I am so fucking happy that he's FINALLY getting fed up with her shit.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:25pm.
I'm likin' your boss man right about now.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
PSL- good thing you let it go. That squirrel could have done some damage to poor gracie. I used to shoot at the squirrel on my fence (with a little BB gun) until I saw that one was a nursing mom, then my compassion trumped whatever other feeling I had towards them.
"I LOVE SQUIRRELS AND THE WAY THEY FUCKING STAND UP ON THEIR BACK LEGS LOOKING FUCKING AROUND AND CHASE EACH OTHER UP AND DOWN TREES AND SHIT LIKE THAT."
*sprays monitor with vitamin10*
LMAO!!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Oh, must be nice to be my bookkeeper. She strolls in today at 11:30, takes off at 12:30 for her lunch. She usually takes about and hour and a half, if not more for lunch, so she'll be back around 2....then she'll head out probably around 4.
Must.
Be.
Fucking.
Nice.
Boss man asked me to starting monday, log her hours.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:54pm.
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Ew!!! She sounds just downright insufferable. The chick I work with is just one of those fake happy people in a rotten marriage with someone she hates so she plays supermom to try and make up for it and plays God with playdates and shit like that to make herself feel better.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
OMG! am I on CHARLES MANSON
shit list now? :/
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Aw, sorry Charlie I killed a squirrely friend it was an accident(dont kill me)but they nearly make me crash everyday..I'm an animal lover but no love for squirrels.
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KD, my dog CAUGHT a squirrel one day! She got it's tail, and I yanked her back so it could get away! Poor squirrel!!!
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But there was something about you (I want you to know), it brought a change over me (it's starting to show). I've got this feeling inside,Got to have you, have you, ain't no good to hide.
-Boston
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:08pm.
Audry - That kind of shit happens all the fucking time with my parental units.
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Sounds just like my family. At least you're in good company. Let's create our own family unit so at least we know we won't screw eachother over. I hate inconsiderate assholes, even when they're blood relatives. And yes, I know I'm a bitch. *hugs*
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Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:44pm.
I had a shitty day too..I ran over a squirrel today, and I dont even care cause I hate squirrels.
CHARLES MANSON
I LOVE SQUIRRELS AND THE WAY THEY FUCKING STAND UP ON THEIR BACK LEGS LOOKING FUCKING AROUND AND CHASE EACH OTHER UP AND DOWN TREES AND SHIT LIKE THAT. HOURS OF FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT. EVEN BUY SPECIAL MOUSE FOOD FOR THEM YOU KNOW THE FUCKING KIND THAT HAS OVER SIZED SUNFLOWER SEEDS AND CORN KERNNELS AND THOSE GRANULE NUGGETS. THEY GODDAMN LOVE THAT SHIT. GO THROUGH A COUPLE OF FUCKING BAGS A WEEK.
I swear to god there is a squirrel at my work that hates me. Everytime I sit at our pinic table outside he throws shit at from the tree! Little Fucker!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
I think it's funny when my dog chases a squirrel and when it knows it is well out of his reach it turns around and sounds like it is cussing him out. And he just stands there and grins.
FUCK
The people at my job have been mucho fucking irritating today. And the irritations aren't something everybody can relate to, it just annoys ME. Which makes it impossible to explain. *grits teeth*
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"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
Oh my lawd. I spelled 'once' like 'ones'. TGIF.
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:44pm.
I had a shitty day too..I ran over a squirrel today, and I dont even care cause I hate squirrels.
CHARLES MANSON
I LOVE SQUIRRELS AND THE WAY THEY FUCKING STAND UP ON THEIR BACK LEGS LOOKING FUCKING AROUND AND CHASE EACH OTHER UP AND DOWN TREES AND SHIT LIKE THAT. HOURS OF FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT. EVEN BUY SPECIAL MOUSE FOOD FOR THEM YOU KNOW THE FUCKING KIND THAT HAS OVER SIZED SUNFLOWER SEEDS AND CORN KERNNELS AND THOSE GRANULE NUGGETS. THEY GODDAMN LOVE THAT SHIT. GO THROUGH A COUPLE OF FUCKING BAGS A WEEK.
ISMU, my friend R. had a friend who we couldn't help but encounter every once in a while and she was one of those peeps who CAN'T STAND people being happy. She'd find some way to pick you apart until an argument started, which was always, "your fault, you bitch." She was always saying to my friend R., "Why is cheesie such a bitch?!" I was happy until I saw YOUR FACE. Her husband kicked her to the curb, for a good reason, I see, and pays her a huge amt of alimony, no children, so she doesn't work. She might do an odd job every now and then to cut the boredom. Until she's fired, then she runs to R. to cry on her shoulder about how the mean people fired her. Baawwwww. She gets in screaming arguments with whomever she lives next to until the police are called and STILL DOESN'T GET IT. ALL OF THESE THINGS HAPPEN BECAUSE OF YOU!! Lucky me, she moved away. Whew. Never felt better. She still calls R. on the phone and says how MEAN the people are where she's now living. And I'm laughing in the background.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:27pm.
Ok I currently identify with # 2 and have dealt with # 4! #4 I tried all the potty parties and bullshit and basically I figured out by the fourth child they are only going to do it when the bloody want to do it!
I may start fitness walking on Monday and I will get back to you on that!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
KD- It's post-partum hormones. I always lose a ton of hair 4-6 months after my crotchfruit find air.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
I had a shitty day too..I ran over a squirrel today, and I dont even care cause I hate squirrels.
You know how many times I've slammed on my brakes for squirrels..so HA!
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Ha! model fall down....
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:27pm.
i have that problem too (with the hair) if i don't rake my hands through and get it all out that way after shampooing and conditioning, it all ends up in my ass crack. sexay.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:27pm
Im with ya on number 2 and 6! Dont know what the hell 1 means and hope number 4 happens soon
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
ISMU- is your hair shedding more than normal? I had that ones when I was really stressed out. Even had a bald spot from it.