Friday, May 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Josi From Brazil's Big Brother 9
Josi, a contestant on Big Brother in Brazil, was walking in a fashion show held in a nightclub/auto-parts store when she kissed the catwalk with the back of her head.
Homegirl was walking around, thinking she looked cute, waving at everyone and BOOM! 0 to 90 degrees in seconds. Just like an ironing board!
And if you've ever wanted to know how many dudes it takes to get a Daisy Fuentes look-alike off the ground, you'll get your answer.
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With a HUGE Wide Ass like Josie's don't you think that she would bounce back up into place even if the floor was wet. Weeble Woble but they don't fall down. Um gee the stage hands put down a piece of rug and what would any normal blond do avoid the rug and walk into the water. Duh giggle giggle
what is with this bitch that she can't seem to stay on her feet? I mean she isn't even walking fast!!
She should obviously stop wearing heels..she has balance issues
And THEN they satirize the Girls Next Door and they make Holly a total stupid bitch! Boo! She's not a TOTAL stupid bitch! Yeesh!
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And Bridget's an over thirty has-been actress! Ha!
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I've played tug-o-war once with a raccoon that tried stealing my cable wire from the outside of the house.
OMG! Holly's playing a SORORITY GIRL in The Telling! LOL! Her bod is hot, tho. And her acting is perfect for horror...or should I say whorer?
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Hugh Jackman looks hot as hell in his new movie.
LATER HORZ!
I'd stand there with my martini and watch them wash up before they ate my cats' food. Thank god my bar was never molested. That might have been the too-far line.
Your mom - I know. Super expensive.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:01pm.
Rishkin - Aren't monitors mean?
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I had a Savanna Monitor..(named Larry..original)
he was mean, I found the Bearded Dragons to be the best lizard friend.
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girl_cheese - YES! The hand washing. SO FUCKING CUTE!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:59pm.
Good grief--what kind of geckos are they? Gold-plated? lol. Your town pet store may be nice, but that's still a rip-off. If it's a case of spending all that money and then having to take care of it after your kids give it about 20 minutes of attention, then I'd definitely say no, too! Even at the price we got my gecko for, it's still not worth that kind of aggravation.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Rishkin - Aren't monitors mean?
What I used to get off on, M.E., was watching them wash their hands in the cats' big water bowl. The baby raccoons would wash their tiny hands and were just so fucking cute. They were eating me out of house and home but I put up with it so I could get my cuteness fix.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:54pm.
You're very generous. Nobody ever comes between me and a steak.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Your Mom, we have a wonderful, family owned pet store in our town and they have lots of types of gecko's and bearded dragons, etc. The gecko's ate $75 plus the cost of getting and setting up a habitat for them.
After dropping $400 on a turtle and all it's needs. That got ignored by the kids and we gave back to the pet store. I'm not really willing to shell out a bunch of dough righ now for something I will have to care for.
Plus, my cat would probably eat it.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:44pm.
Is he short with kind of a gut and shifty eyes? Real hairy? Might have been him, island! I had to hide my purse and car
keys from him.
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Hahahaha! THAT'S HIM!! *looks over shoulder*
I did the same thing, Clarisse. Raccoons are very smart. Loki's mother came into my house and left with my pets' food bin. She would leave with bags of their food if she could. I didn't know she was pregnant. Found that out later. Thought maybe she got hit by a car until she showed up with 5 kits. Woooo. None of them were the caliber of thief that Loki was, however. I had to stop taking off my jewelry while sitting on the sofa or he'd take it.
M.E
My Bearded Dragons are sooo sweet and yeah, big.
just stay away from Savanna Monitors they are nasty!
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Racoons: I used to go camping in Big Sur just about every weekend in my early 20's. And the racoons there are so used to people that they come right up to you and basically climb into your lap to get a bite of whatever it is you are eating.
One night we were eating steak and minute rice and the little bastards were tapping me on the leg with their little paws. So I'd cut a piece of meat, offer it and they'd gently take it out of my hand, devour it then reach up expecting more.
It was really cute.
Ok yall's coon stories is creeping stoney out!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
M.E.--Geckos aren't really that expensive. They sell at stores like PetSmart for about $30-$50 (not including the house geckos, which are cheaper and not as friendly), but honestly, my bf got mine for me at PetSmart and knowing what happened to my poor little guy I wouldn't really trust buying one from there now. Who knows what could be incubating inside those little dudes? I would probably go through a rescue place--there are lots of privately owned herp rescue organizations out there--and you can probably get them at a donation price.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
girl_cheese!
Oh the racoons! I feed the stray cats on my back deck and the local racoon caught on and would chase the cats away, so I started feeding them just inside the door but I would have to leave the door open a little because feral cats spook if the wind changes and that little bugger learned to stick his paw in all the way, grab the side of the pan and jerk it out of the door...now I feed the strays and the racoon.
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Is he short with kind of a gut and shifty eyes? Real hairy? Might have been him, island! I had to hide my purse and car keys from him.
Racoons are THEIVES!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:32pm.
lol...I think it was the simple naivete of a young, first-time parent as opposed to the supporting of old wives' tales.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:38pm.
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Are you sure it wasn't my ex-husband? :)
Rishkin - OOOH! I love Bearded Dragons! They are so CUTE! But they get too damn big! I wouldn't be able to house a terrarium large enough!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:30pm.
Thanks, M.E....and you're tellin' me, they're expensive! If they get sick, that is. I spent over $500 trying to aid in the recovery of my poor little guy, but he had something incubating that was beyond my control and now he's gone and so is all the unemployment money I spent on him when I should have taken myself to the doctor. I sacrificed my health and money for the poor little guy, and he ended up dying anyway. It makes me so angry, sometimes!
Sorry. Couldn't stop the rant there.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Squirrels? How about raccoons? A raccoon tried to steal a pan of brownies from me one time. I don't know why, but I peeked out of my boudoir and into the kitchen and saw him working the pan off of the kitchen counter, at which moment I said, "HEY!!" He almost quit on it. He looked at me over his shoulder and then tried to grab em real quick while staging right. I said, "You little shit," and went after him. He beat feet out through the pet door. I loved him at first and named him Loki. True to self, he nearly robbed me blind. I'd go out back every day and collect my stuff from the yard - scissors, coins, DVDs, batteries, my t-shirt, my scarf, pet food dishes .... He would sit at my dining room table and watch me in the kitchen. I also (this is creepy) caught him watching me one night while I was sleeping. I looked up to see his fat silhouette in the bedroom door with the living room light behind him. I miss him but I had to watch his stripey ass every second.
My kid wants a gecko. But they're EXPENSIVE!
M.E...I have Bearded Dragon babies..I give them out like Halloween Candy,they have 25 to 30 eggs 3 times a year. and I cant keep up.
They are sooo cute.
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My bookkeeper just walked back in. Been gone for two hours for lunch. But guess what. She walks in with a bag of food from the deli and is eating at her desk?
JESUS!
YMAtT,
Moms are FAMOUS for that!!! feed a fever starve a cold and carrots improve your vision, right!!!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Your mom, sorry about your lost bagel. Let's hope the squirrel had indigestion for that.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Dallas - MUAH! Thanks you! I'm going to be sad when those little tree rats are put on the farm.
Your mom - OH! Poor gecko's and puppah.
My kid wants a gecko. But they're EXPENSIVE!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:24pm.
I'm just jelly. I can't have pets in my apartment and just suffered the loss of a gecko and my first dog in a matter of two months--double whammy!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
M.E. ~ I am very envious of you..........kiss the babies for me!
Have a good weekend everyone! Going home to get ready for a garage sale tomorrow.........grrrr!
FINE! Pfft.
Nobody cares that I get to play wiff baby squirrels every day.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:19pm.
It's not like I ever looked it up or anything, but I guess I'm getting my assumption from my mother who was ranting and raving about rabies when the squirrel snatched the bagel from my hand. The squirrel bit my finger but didn't break the skin, but my mom took me to the doctor just as a precautionary measure. Of course, everything was fine--except I was out of a tasty bagel! lol
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
YMAtT,
I was being very broad...While it is possible for squirrels to contract rabies it is extremely rare for them to carry it. I think there are maybe a handful of cases of rabies since the 50's. Herbivores rarely contract rabies. Goddamn I sound like a know-it-fuckin-all!!!
Reeter,
Haven't you ever seen Bambi?? They're twitterpated!!!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:11pm.
Reeter ~ I hit one down at Turtle Creek one time. I stopped the car and cried like a babby! You are right about them being really "squirrely" in the spring.
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That sucks. ; (
As cute as they are, there are a chosen few I would like to thump in the head. They dig up my Muley grass in my front yard and that pisses me off. I have no idea why they do that.
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:16pm.
I've seen some porker squirrels in my time, but unfortunately no black ones. I guess they don't like Jersey! lol
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
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Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:08pm.
I live in the east and I've never seen a black squirrel...would like to, though--it's like the Squirrel of Death!
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I live in DC and the black squirrels I've seen are at the Georgetown campus, they are really fat. Must be from all the garbage they eat.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
have a good weekend hors!!!!
*shakes titties* i'm takin' em down
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:08pm.
Also, this squirrel was black! I had never seen a black squirrel before and haven't seen one since I moved back to Big D. A friend of mine told me that black squirrels exist in the mid west and east. I have never seen one in Texas!
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I have a black squirrel in my yard too! never saw one before..he seems like a loner..I kinda feel bad for it..i still dont like squirrels tho.
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Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:08pm.
I live in the east and I've never seen a black squirrel...would like to, though--it's like the Squirrel of Death!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Reeter ~ I hit one down at Turtle Creek one time. I stopped the car and cried like a babby! You are right about them being really "squirrely" in the spring.