Another Bites The Dust
Kelis and Nas are two people I never thought I'd see getting on the Chinatown bus to divorce town, but away they go! Kelis, the chick whose milkshake makes all the boys thirsty or something, has filed for divorce from Nas after about 3 years of being married. Kelis even has a baby friend simmering in her womb. It's due to be released into this cruel world in about 2 months.
In the papers, Kelis is asking for spousal and child support. Also, she wants joint legal and physical custody of their unborn baby.
Kelis states they have only been separated for around two weeks, so maybe this is one of those "If you don't raise the toilet seat when you piss, I'm divorcing your ass" things. He didn't raise the toilet seat, so she dropped the papers off to teach him a lesson. Or maybe he just creeped on another coochie and got caught. Yeah, probably that. All I know is that I will be pouring out a milkshake for them.
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1) "Who cares" label? Um, I was actually interested in this news 2) Nas doesnt suck 3) Kelis is crazy 4) Despite Kelis being crazy, I thought they'd work out.
For some reason this makes me kinda sad; why does 3 years seem to be the magic# for Hollywood couples?
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Thank for posting M.K., Man this is a sad news day I tell you. First Danny Gans and now Nas & Kelis. I still love the wedding & their dress. Anyhoo, hope the relationship isn't too far gone that they can't reconcile.
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I hope this becomes an amicable split..for *his* sake. Has Nas seen what wifey did to the brother in the "Caught Out There" video?
too bad, i liked them. they seemed to have a 'normal' relationship
Didn't see this coming.
Weren't they married longer than 3 years?
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They've always been rumors about Kelis, and how she was sleeping around and how much of a freak she was. I was more surprised to hear she was pregnant than they are getting a divorce actually. I'm still sad though.
This makes me sad. I had hope for these two. I don't think Nas was overrated at all, illmatic still gets airtime on my Ipod. _____________________________________________
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Shocking! I thought these two would have made it to their golden wedding anniversary.
they were married? huh. shows you how much i know.
I love Nas. Kelis-- not so much. On the radio this morning, they said Kelis was alledging Nas verbally abused her. I really hope that isn't true.
They both seem obnoxious to me.
And I didn't immediately notice it, but it's really bugging me now. What's going on with his seemingly-normal shirt? Half a bow? A shirt pouch?
I kinda thought these two crazy kids would make it! And as far as the "who cares news", I care, and sometimes wish this site would pay a little more attention to the black celebs that are out there, because there is hella gossip that just flies right by this place that really needs MK's scathing commentary.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 9:54am.
Gee, is Rick Astly also our other resident racist, SICKITTEN?
Or just trying to get attention so I will now ignore it!
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Submitted by rick_astley on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 9:48am.
CRAZY, YOU MUST BE A FAT WHITE CHICK.
Ummm sorry don't confuse me with your wife! And Wow that was a good comeback!
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Gee, is Rick Astly also our other resident racist, SICKITTEN?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
This doesn't surprise me in the least. Rapper + Crazy / baby = DIVORCE.
CRAZY, YOU MUST BE A FAT WHITE CHICK.
We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy, I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you
Woah, whilst pregnant? Harsh.
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Sadder to stay together for the kids than to sack up and go your own way.
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Submitted by rick_astley on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:49am.
Hey fuckstick I have been married to A black man for 11 yrs and we have four kids! Everybody in his family is married with kids as well! You ignoramous fucktard!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
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I love Kelis! Too bad with a baby on the way!
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Awww this is sad news. I was rooting for Nas and Kelis (I always think Cialis when I hear her name) to be a strong couple in the music industry.
I actually liked these two, they seemed pretty normal by entertainment industry standards.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Wgaf... Nas sucks and her career didn't take off
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Kris knows exactly what he's doing when he's "taking off your clothes and rocking your coochie with his" eyes. MK 4/29/09
I always figured that Kelis was too much woman for one little Nas.
rick_ASSley go fuck yourself with a broom. Moron. WTF do you know about most black people?
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Curdled Milk Shakes on the house!
I do like these 2 together. Its always shocking when a pregnant woman files for divorce, though its either hormones or the guy got caught cheating. I pray its just hormones and they reconcile.
According to their divorce papers, posted on vibe.com, they were married 5 years and 9 months.
WHO??? (kidding)
yeah, work things out for the baby.
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I actually like these two and am a little sad. "I Hate you so much right now" was my theme song for a while and I've always been a Nas fan. Hope they work things out, at least for the baby.
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This is really sad news. I mean it
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Slow news day, eh?
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UGH. Can't stand them. And I swear her milkshake made me lactose intolerant.
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Haha, MK should have also filed this under the "Who Cares?" news. Seriously! Milkshake came out when Lindsay Lohan still had a viable career and Nas was hot in like 1997.
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LOL FMDOOM! ahaha
......celebrities are vile!
how fukin stupid. no one believe's in marriage anymore except for the gays. shit...
......celebrities are vile!
I have Weird Al's "Another One Rides the Bus" playing in my head right now.
Other than that - this post does nothing for me.
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Why do people keep trying to bring back the bowl cut? Not sexy, even on women.
I guess he got tired of always having her milkshake.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Well at least he didn't beat the hell out of her. Not that I'm aware of anyway.
okkkkk....???
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She worked really hard to have that one semi-hit.