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This is what spotlight slut Lisa Rinna told Entertainment Tonight when they asked her about the swine flu: "I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house. How do you know it's the swine flu? I don't know but we had all the symptoms. We had it before it came out. I'm serious. I'm dead serious. We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine."
We had it before it came out? Is she tickling our asses? Isn't Lisa kind of admitting that she's the cause of it all? Everyone had except for Lisa, because she IS the swine flu. I mean, it makes sense. Her lips look like the swollen anal glands of a pot-bellied pig. Except these swollen anal glands still manage to push out caca nuggets. Yes, I do believe Lisa Rinna is the swine flu. Quarantine the bitch!
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Butt ugly lips! She should keep her ass hole lips shut!
If she has a gardener named Rodrigo, she might be telling the truth.
There is an Important Guy (tm) with a corner office (I know he's important because he's always on really loud conference calls on speakerphone with his office door open) who brought his two small children to work today.
I overheard one of the little ones telling a lady that their school was closed because of the swine flu.
Now here's what gets me: I think this guy must be able to work from home, because he's not there every day (either that, or he travels a lot). So why bring the kids to the office...?
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"Her lips look like the swollen anal glands of a pot-bellied pig."
this is the funniest shit i've heard all goddamn week!
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:03am.
I am from Mexico, I've been in the states for 4 years now, grad school and work. But my family is there and maybe that's why i'm overreacting being that I've been reading all this newspapers from there.
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My dear friends living in other parts of the World:
I’m not the kind of girl who sends social mails saying social things but…. As everybody already knows…Mexico, mainly DF, is getting through a really hard situation, which is surrounded by weird and cloudy circumstances. The only thing I can truly say is that the fact of nobody knows what is going and nobody knows something about something
Most of people who live in DF know that a virus is around…. but we know that cause tv says this, not because we had seen sick people. Nor my friends nor my family nor my neighbors nor my workmates have seen sick people neither have I. Nobody meets the victims, nobody meets their families, nobody knows who they are…TV says first of all that the number of victims in the beginning was 100 then 20 and yesterday 7 and today 53…
Work places, schools, clubs, restaurants, banks some stores and shops are closed. We are only at our homes trying to figure out what the hell is going on….The only thing I can tell you is that the real epidemic is fear and paranoia and it is getting worse.
I just let you know what I see…….and that we are not dying.
I felt I had to say you this,
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Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:29pm.
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Off topic, but how did your guy situation turn out?
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:03am.
I am from Mexico, I've been in the states for 4 years now, grad school and work. But my family is there and maybe that's why i'm overreacting being that I've been reading all this newspapers from there.
And about the water, it could be, just because you are not used to the food and water, it happens to be every time i go visit, i get sick the first couple of days and get used to what was my regular diet, they i come back to the states and happens the same, just because what I eat drastically changes,
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Except dumb bitch apparently doesn't realize that hey, the swine flu symptoms are just the same as regular flu. As in the I-want-to-die-I-feel-so-bad bug you get every winter.
Since her mouth looks like a pig's butthole she might be telling the truth.
Ah, stick a cock in it! You know you want to!
Um...so ANYWAY - the symptoms for normal flu and swine flu are the same - you know, except for the dying part. Does she know that?
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The swine flu is just flu. It is always hardest on old and young people. To avoid it you drink lots of water, and wash your hands often. This govt histeria is mind boggling. Just read where Obama wants to spend $1 bill to deal with it? Jesus.
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Not nearly as ignorant of a comment as the one Paris Hilton made on Tuesday! When asked by a papz about the swine flu, she said, "I don't eat pork"...........now, that is just assinine!
I believe her. Since she's a pig I'm sure the chances of her family getting the swine flu was very high.
isn't she part pig, part cellophane?
not surprised that she IS the swine flu,or Lisa flu.
Such a trend-setter!
She looks like she's sportin' a pig snout in the photo above.
Isn't there a muffler pipe she should be sucking on???
Paquita, don't be scared. Just research it. The actual numbers of swine flu deaths are extremely low. The media reports every damn thing like it's a pandemic; it's not:
http://www.cdc.gov/h1n1flu/key_facts.htm
About drinking the water: When I went there I was told by the cruise line to make sure I drank Coke from a bottle and not in a glass with ice. No one wants Montezuma's Revenge. On their honeymoon. When I had my period anyway. Dang it!
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Considering they use rooster combs and cow parts to make the things with which they've injected her lips and body parts, she probably figures she's as good as immune.
Dallas, are you serious???
I think she knows (one would think) and just did that to keep people talking about her>?? Who am I kidding she's not that smart.
She should vanish.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I have such an urge to slap Preparation-H on her scary lips.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 9:18am.
I've never understood what people mean by don't drink the water, What moron will drink whatever from the sink?? You drink purified water from bottles.
But being all serious and OT this skank trying to be relevant is sad. Not as sad as people actually dying of swine flu.
I wore a surgical mask on the metro to work (I'm in DC) I was the only one. Am I overreacting???
I am really scared!! :)
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
You know what?? When she puckers up her lips - it does look like a pig's snout. I think you are right, MK, she did start the whole thing.
"We had it before it came out."
Stupid celebrities get EVERYTHING before us working stiffs!
What a dumbfuck!
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 9:09am.
Way to jump on the flu-hysteria bandwagon, dumbass.
I'm not worried about the flu one bit. If offered an all expenses paid trip to Mexico City, I'd go there today. They have an AWESOME archaeological museum.
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100% agreed. Bring some wipes with you, wash your hands, you're good to go. Just don't drink the water.
The media whips this up into a big frenzy for the ratings, and people lap it right up. And idiot Biden didn't help with his comment the other day.
Incidentally, Lisa Rinna had hemorrhoidlip syndrome at her house, not swine flu.
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This friggin swine flu is in my area now..GREEEAT!!!
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Actually, the WHO is now saying that they believe that the Swine Flu may have originated in CA, not Mexico as originally believed.
That said, I wish she'd die before everyone else too.
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Way to jump on the flu-hysteria bandwagon, dumbass.
I'm not worried about the flu one bit. If offered an all expenses paid trip to Mexico City, I'd go there today. They have an AWESOME archaeological museum.
Damn! She got the limited edition swine flu? I'm so jealous!
Stupid whores say the darndest things.
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She's right .....same thing happened to my fam few months ago
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this stupid bitch's lips are leaking into her stupid brain....
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Is Friday , I'm sick, , is too fucking early for this stupidity. seriously
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Maybe I'm getting old, but I thought she was smokin' hot in that Playboy shoot. No wonder we haven't heard a peep out of Harry Hamlin lately.
Please. Just shut your hemorrhoidal piehole.
Not everything is about you bitch.
My husband, my brother, his girlfriend, a cousin, and I all had it, too, I suspect. We were together for one day in San Diego and the next day we were all violently ill like I have never been ill from the flu before. It was horrendous. Two days later we start hearing about swine flu. I'm just saying... I think a lot of people have already had it that they're not factoring into their numbers.
I dunno, my step dad just got over what he calls "the worst flu of his life" just before the swine flu hub bub. He's a postman in Texas, so...possibly so.
The only thing that stunned bitch has had is the Collagen flu...busted asshole lips.
god, how i loathe this talentless twat. who gives flying fajita what she has to say about anything?
Who knows, she could be right. She just shouldn't have said "before it came out", but before they gave it a name or whatever. Isn't it really just a strain of the flu?
Freaking Swine Flu. Mexico hit the panic button by saying 150 peole died from it, and it was only 12.
When your mouth looks like an ass what do you expect to come out of it? Exactly.
Who gave this dumb bitch a microphone? Seriously?
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That should have read : Trend Setter, I am loopy from Benadryl!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
What a fucking trend setting! Having the Swine Flu before it was released to the general public!
She truly is special!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............