Thursday, April 30th 2009
Feet Don't Fail Me Now
Fantasia's toad hooves look like they have never failed her! Those things look like they have done it all! They've wrestled a hog, planted a thousand pine trees, laid a dozen T-Rez eggs, carried Pocahontas across the Potomac River, built the pyramids, won the Heavyweight Champion of the World title, dug a tunnel to Mesopotamia and played the title role in The Hunchback of Notre Dame the musical. Oh, the tales Fanny's feet could tell! They should write (they can do that too) a book!
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Guess what she doesn't need when she goes scuba diving!
you guys are killing me here....my tiny fists of fury are balled up...lol
I am laughing so hard!
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Don't like his baggy jeans but I may like what's underneath them
-Estelle "American Boy"
At least they take the attention away from her mug. Well actually, they're both just as hideous.
Have you seen Oprah's feet? She is the queen of hooves.
Oh MK you make me LAUGH! I wonder what you'd say about my hooves?
Footasia! Dang gurl!
Yeah, yeah, whatever.... just tell me who her friend is.
I just googled "toad hooves".
http://www.melissaomarkham.com/images/Monster%20Toad.jpg
Heh!
They are nasty & mangled because she has size 12 feet and she crams them into size 9 shoes in order to make her more "ladylike".
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by kevinvt83 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:42pm.
You people are crazy, superficial and fabulousness-obsessed! I think those feet are completely normal feet.
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Please. Those feet are as ugly as mine.
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Ok, now this is bad. This, my own post, made me take another look and this is how bad her feet are: They make mine look cute.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by LASux on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:49am.
At least they're not webbed.
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Alcee Hastings has a name for that.
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"This doesn't call for hyperbole, or hyperventilation, or fancy.rhetorical.flourishes..." Alcee Hastings
At least they're not webbed.
WTF . I think her feet are gorgeous! You should see my hammer toes and swollen ankles.
I WISH HER ALL THE FUCKING SUCCESS IN THE WORLD. BUT ANY FUCKING NUMBER OF PEOPLE CAN SING. THERES A TON OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEAUTIFUL VOICES. ITS ALL FUCKING ABOUT BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME. EVEN STREISAND ONLY HAS ABOUT A 3 OCTAVE RANGE. SUSAN BOYLE HAS ABOUT A 5. BUT WILL SHE LAST. THAT IS LEFT TO BE SEEN.
CHARLES MANSON
WELL THEY ABOUT FUCKING READY TO GO RUNNING ACROSS THE DESERT.
LMFAO. Like I said, only Michael can write shit like this!
Give her a break, guys. Keep in mind that the lighting isn't the most appropriate. I've seen worse!
I'm not a foot guy, a womans feet are the last thing I look at, if at all. But seriously, these look like frost-bitten-death.
Submitted by kevinvt83 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:42pm.
You people are crazy, superficial and fabulousness-obsessed! I think those feet are completely normal feet.
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Please. Those feet are as ugly as mine.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
You people are crazy, superficial and fabulousness-obsessed! I think those feet are completely normal feet. I prefer that than a girl who refuses to take out her own trash and do her own dishes just because she just has her nails done. Get a life people!
@TV: Separately and in moderation for me towards both...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:32pm.
I LIKE corn chips! And doggy feets!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Corn chip smelling doggy feet is the truth; I've had paws in my face unfortunately and they do NOT smell pleasant. (As I type, I hear one of my dogs pooting away behind me...ugh). As far as the color of Fanny's feet are concerned, um, the color in the whole PIC is off...kinda hard to make a color judgement about that..
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:24pm.
I guess Paris and Fantasia could be cast for a remake of Flipper.
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Nah, dolphins are friendly and intelligent. Friendly and intelligent on rye bread with a little bit of mayo.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nite, Slitty
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I guess Paris and Fantasia could be cast for a remake of Flipper.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Nite, Slutty!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:07pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:03pm.
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Tigerlily...you can not haz smokin' baby, smokin' baby is bad for your health.
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But smoked baby is a delicacy where I come from...wrapped in bananna leaf simmered in coconut milk....
*zoo officials approaching*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm outta here, going to take a sleep cruise to Nightmare Island, where camel toes & Frankenfeet will be chasing me all night long.
Thanks for the laughs, Tigerlily...you have a toenails clipping on the side of your lip.
Night all!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:03pm.
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Tigerlily...you can not haz smokin' baby, smokin' baby is bad for your health.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:54pm.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But wait...two can play this game....Fanny's toe jam in your HAIR....oh yes I did...I'll hold you down and rub it in your scalp too, bitch....
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I can shower it out Tigerlilly, you will have to lick it off your coat...let me know how it tastes.
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EVIL! EVIL TO THE BONE.... hmmmm...bones...*licking tiger chops*...
Oh, Sluttsville, I'd like anover combie pwease....*giving Sluttsville tiger sweet eyes*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:52pm.
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Just a guess, but did he serve a large spaghetti dinner at the end of the movie and had a special cheese-like topping to serve the dinner guests?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:54pm.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But wait...two can play this game....Fanny's toe jam in your HAIR....oh yes I did...I'll hold you down and rub it in your scalp too, bitch....
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I can shower it out Tigerlilly, you will have to lick it off your coat...let me know how it tastes.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:46pm.
A co-worker of mine wrote an entire blog about his dog's feet smelling like corn chips; I thought he made up the story.
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I used to have a dog whose head smelled like pork...What? What? He died of natural causes....
No, I loved that lil' bastid...
And it's true...doggy, kitty feets smell like corn chips...People feet smell like stanky cheese...Live with it sluts you bipeds have some RANK ASS FEETS! All of yas!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:50pm.
*holds back barf*
I hate the feet subject. Corns, bunions, funky odd shaped toes with discoloration. *hurl*
One of my friends (guy) once had a friend (girl) use that cheese grater thingy on his callus lump thing by his big toe, I swear I almost died. Parmesan Cheese anyone?
Oh gawd *barf*
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You'll want to watch the 'worlds fastest indian' with anthony hopkins.
In one scene he's getting dressed up and finds he can't put on his dress shoes due to his oyster-like toenails.
I won't spoil the surprise for you, suffice it to say, he figures out a solution.
You can thank me later.
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remember that dumb and dumber scene where they get all dolled up? jim's feet were outstanding.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:38pm.
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But Tigerlilly, not only can I use Fantasia's feet to brush your coat; but afterwards, those toenails can be used to floss your teeth
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But wait...two can play this game....Fanny's toe jam in your HAIR....oh yes I did...I'll hold you down and rub it in your scalp too, bitch....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:46pm.
A co-worker of mine wrote an entire blog about his dog's feet smelling like corn chips; I thought he made up the story.
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We have yet to determine what Frito Doritos feet smell like.
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"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:50pm.
*holds back barf*
I hate the feet subject. Corns, bunions, funky odd shaped toes with discoloration. *hurl*
One of my friends (guy) once had a friend (girl) use that cheese grater thingy on his callus lump thing by his big toe, I swear I almost died. Parmesan Cheese anyone?
Oh gawd *barf*
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You'll want to watch the 'worlds fastest indian' with anthony hopkins.
In one scene he's getting dressed up and finds he can't put on his dress shoes due to his oyster-like toenails.
I won't spoil the surprise for you, suffice it to say, he figures out a solution.
You can thank me later.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:49pm
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I think that Congressman Hastings is trying to stop that kind of behavior.
Can you imagine seeing those feet in a pair of lucite heels?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:42pm.
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A co-worker of mine wrote an entire blog about his dog's feet smelling like corn chips; I thought he made up the story.
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It was one of my co-workers that told me his feet smell like corn chips. The dog's, not the co-worker's.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:34pm.
*screams*...are those supposed to be human hooves?
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Now, now...*treating letinstar for shock*...the DNA tests haven't come in yet...
Transport patient to hospital for overnight observation...Yeah, another one saw Fanny's nekkid feets...
Yeah, there hasn't been this kind of DListed emergency hospitalization since that 5 alarm FIRE CROTCH incident years back...*shudders*...I know seasoned firecrotch fighters who still break into tears over that horrific inferno....They can't forget the stench...Like a tuna boat on fire...they said...Sad, really sad....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:44pm.
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*Runs to angel_i & begins whispering out a plan*
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:06pm.
Madonna's cooter has FEETS???? I just thought it had TEEF! Freaky....Oh, wait...you said "SasQUATCH"...Ok, nevermind...Carry on...
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Ha! I'm pretty sure Madonna's SasCROCTCH has feet and teefs!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:42pm.
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A co-worker of mine wrote an entire blog about his dog's feet smelling like corn chips; I thought he made up the story.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:26pm.
angel_i & TV: Can't one of you Photoshop her licking those feet? It will be her non-Mother's Day gift or Cinco de Mayo present.
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*deep evil growly giggle*
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:35pm
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Three weeks huh....she should awaken from her coma by then.
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She sleeps 31 hours a day, how will I be able to tell?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:38pm.
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But Tigerlilly, not only can I use Fantasia's feet to brush your coat; but afterwards, those toenails can be used to floss your teeth
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:38pm.
My dog's feet smell like corn chips. The rest of him smells like dog.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:35pm
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Three weeks huh....she should awaken from her coma by then.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:28pm.
Tigerlily, one guess what I am brushing your fur with?
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NOT FEETS???????!
Ever notice how you human feets is a hell of a lot NASTAYER than us "animal" feetses is? Just sayin'...You bipeds got some NASTY ASS dogs, dawgs...for reals!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...