Afternoon Crumbs
Guess that glittery ass? Hint: It's not Gay Al Reynolds - Hollywood Tuna
Marisa Miller is obviously allergic to real clothes - Egotastic!
Blair Waldorf's new hair color makes her look a little Lohan-ey - Just Jared
Kim Kardashian's untouched bikini photos have totally been touched (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Simpson is going to perform at SeaWorld in Texas (insert your rotten chicken of the sea or Shamu joke here) - Lainey Gossip
Jennifer Garner isn't the slice of apple pie we all thought she was. She's a CUTTER!!! - Popsugar
Another reason to lurve Howard Stern - Towleroad
La Bella FLAT ASS - Hollywood Rag
Lane Garrison looking like a methed-out Santa Monica Blvd. hustler - Socialite Life
Sean Penn sucks - Celebitchy
Ty Ty Baby's stalker convicted! Expect to see an episode of The Tyra Show where she goes undercover as her stalker to stalk herself - I'm Not Obsessed
A giant Peep died and melted on Parasite's toxic skanky head - ICYDK
The sad fact is I'd hit all of them - Cityrag
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Submitted by mesopwitty on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:22am.
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actually you know you are right about the thigh thing i have a big but and hips and thighs to match (like its all in proportion) unlike kimmy who looks like she has to beach balls where her arse should be
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tSubmitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:11pm.
I know guys like big asses and all, but seriously...Kim's ass grosses me out
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I'm glad big butts are in 'cause that puts me at the top of the chain, but Kim K's ass has absolutely no shape. It has no lift. AND, it is padded and enhanced. Even black girls w/ big booties have the thighs to match somewhat, but Kim K's thighs just look detached from her butt. I'm not sayin' her thighs have to be as big as her butt, but something is off. Look at the difference between the bottom of her butt and her thighs. It looks like the butt has been put on. Second, I've seen pics of Kim w/ a normal ass, so she's got some 'splainin' to do.
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:20pm.
Thanks, S_S! With the reporting of this, it's easy to give in to mass hysteria. But what are we going to do? Life has to go on... and we have to do what we have to do. And I can't be scared of Texas when I live in CA. Apparently there are cases in San Diego as well as Sacramento. Oh, well. I'm looking forward to visiting your city. I've only ever heard good things about it. Regards~
Fuck kim SLUTdashian. What a stupid braindead whore. Everytime I see her, I have an overwhelming urge to pee...
i am SURE that is Bobby Trendy's butt. Has anyone else noticed that he totally has butt implants? It's crazy
"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
That ass is wearing a fuckin' DIAPER!! So freakin' easy. Kimbo Kardamotherfuckin'stupidestbitchofallwannabecelebritybitcheshian.
By the way, have I mentioned that I hate this bitch?
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LiLo and I have the same arse but I'm not on drugs. Must be the Irishness ;)
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:12pm
No one I know is scared of swine flu. We get a lot of nationals (people from Mexico) but they pretty much stay away from my part of town (I live near LaCantera/UTSA). Fiesta was going on last weekend and no one has reported anything so it seems like it's the media making a big deal out of it. Everyone's still going out doing their own thing, no masks in sight.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:14pm.
She does look natural. Whatever she had done, it was good. Still, she's relatively young. She still has another 20 or so years to ruin it -- a la Meg Ryan, Faye Dunaway, etc. Let's see what she does in her 40s. I think that'll be the test! (Also when most Hollywood actresses freak out about their age).
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:05pm.
Oh, I'm going to San Antonio next week for a wedding! My relatives keep teasing me that there's a serious case of swine flu nearby. I can't decide if that's all hype or what? Should I be scared? I'm not so scared of being close to it (I live in California) as much as I'm scared of being trapped in a plane with someone sick. I always get sick on planes. Ugh. Well regardless, Airborne and Emergen-C, here I come!
Bwhaha! I live in San Antonio and that is some low budget shit right there. Sea World? What she couldn't get a gig at Fiesta Texas?
SeaWorld isn't too bad...although getting splashed with fishy smelling piss water filled with bacteria and microscopic spiroketes as you're watching Shamu doing backflips is not really my thing.
Go Chestica!
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Gawd sean penn is an asshole.leave him,Robin! while you still have your pride.
i can't comprehend how anyone can consider that big, fat arse an asset. it is just beyond GROSS.
Another reason to lurve Howard Stern - Towleroad
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I'm a Stern fan from waaay back. Well spoken, Howard!
I wish I could afford satellite radio. I miss Howard on terrestrial radio.
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:01pm.
Oh for sure!! I think we have photos like that, lol. I was just so surprised because whatever she's had done, it looks very natural. Why can't all the other trout-lipped broads in hollywood do the same thing?
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:53pm.
Oh, maybe! I can't really make judgments on one photo but it does seem like you're right! Looks like she might've done something with her teeth, too. Anyway, get a load of that gum line. And those eyebrows. This picture is just funny. I sort of looked like that when I graduated college. Not literally. But all dopey and shiny with my own high gum line and no personal sense of style so a good girl blouse will do. :)
I love old photos. Shows you who you were before you made any decisions about who you'd be.
Here is the link to that pic of Jen Garner I was talking about. Her lips are DEFINATELY smaller. Hope the link works.
http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/general/photos/0,,20219137_202723...
Deb,
I've never been to Sea World, so tell me more about the trashy people. lol
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:40pm.
Hey Miss P! I hope she DOES wear black and white! SeaWorld Orlando is pretty cool except for the trashy people that visit it. The Clyde and Ollie Show was fun, and much better performed than anything Jessica comes up with. The best part was finding the Anheuser Busch pavillion where they were giving out free Michelob dark.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
eww ;/ i knew it was kim's ass!
I've never really read celebitchy before but I think her commentary on the Sean Penn/Robin Wright separation is on point. If she made professional concessions to him so they could build a life together, I understand that and think she should get something for it. Same vice versa. I'm just old school that way. This, of course, is gold diggers and horrible, abusive partners aside. There are always loopholes, aren't there.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:41pm.
I remember her from Felicity and remember thinking how beautiful she was -- more so than Keri Russell -- and she had full lips then. Maybe it was the angle or the particular photo? I mean, as a celebrity it's possible -- no, probable -- that she's had plastic surgery. But I never thought lip injections were a procedure she'd need!
Did anyone actually have any doubt as to who the glitter butt belonged to??
In the newest issue of Instyle, there's an article on Jen Garner with pics of her throughout the years. I was shocked that in the oldest one (from '99 I believe) she barely has a top lip at all!! I mean I know all the hollywood ho's have fake everything, but it just never occured to me that Garners lips were fake. HUH.
Hi DEB!!
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I can't wait for the pictures at this shit show in SeaWorld. The girl's so dumb she probably WILL wear black and white without realizing it. hahhahaha
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
@ PSL
You said it! She isn't ugly, but she doesn't exactly make me stop and stare at her either. She's a middle of the road kind of person in my book. But I'd still love to posses her stomach or chest though. hehe.
And I'm glad i've never heard her say anything embarassing or stupid too.
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Kimmy should give Blowhan an ass-loaner.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:10pm.
So you get to feed Jessica fishdicks at Sea World?
LOL! I hope she didn't wear black and white or else she might get mistaken for Shamu!
Howard Stern rules! I've been a fan since '86. If you look through his bombast, you'll fine he's not only wickedly funny, he's a good person.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"The sad fact is I'd hit all of them"
Oh come on MK, admit it, You have hit all of them!
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
Hohan's ass is still better than Paris's.
Lavadama, I think MM has an insane body- but I don't think she is pretty. But I am glad she doesn't try to give her opinion on everything like Fat ass Kim.
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Don't like his baggy jeans but I may like what's underneath them
-Estelle "American Boy"
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:25pm.
WOULD YOU RATHER...
kk's. it looks like fun times : D
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where was the morning wood?
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:25pm.
WOULD YOU RATHER...
Have the huge Kim K ass or the non-existent Lilo ass? Or, guys - - have a girlfriend with the huge KK ass or the LL non-ass?
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Kim Ass!!! Hohan's is flabby like flapjacks.
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:25pm.
WOULD YOU RATHER...
Have the huge Kim K ass or the non-existent Lilo ass? Or, guys - - have a girlfriend with the huge KK ass or the LL non-ass?
Kardashian ass for me!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
I was gonna say Lady Ca ca for the glitter nalgas, but I guess it's KK.
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What What
Marisa Miller bores me, but least she knows how to STFU and just look hot.
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"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
WOULD YOU RATHER...
Have the huge Kim K ass or the non-existent Lilo ass? Or, guys - - have a girlfriend with the huge KK ass or the LL non-ass?
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Submitted by Trini on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:19pm.
Hohan's butt is soooooo gross!!!
What butt? LMAO!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
Hohan's butt is soooooo gross!!!
Sean Penn is an emotional cripple and one event away from causing serious physical harm to somebody. I read about his father and as I have said before, his behavior patterns became quite clear. This fucker needs serious help - seriously he needs to quit the biz for a few years and get some professional help or he will self destruct just like his brother. Fucktard!
eeeuuuuuwwww. Yeah size 2, sure Kim. Suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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Don't like his baggy jeans but I may like what's underneath them
-Estelle "American Boy"
I know guys like big asses and all, but seriously...Kim's ass grosses me out
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
So you get to feed Jessica fishdicks at Sea World?
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Artie lange sucks since he got sober. the whole stern show has gotten shitty the past year. Stern is only talking about gay marriage so he could fit in at cocktail parties in the hamptons
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Jessica Simpson performing at Sea World. Six Flags can't be far behind.
Ok the puckering "I think I'm an Italian Stallion" myspace pics are pure jokes!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
I think that culo is getting past the realm of hot and moving to the realm of kirsty alley.
I'm so sure Kim is a size 2. What a load. The lie - not Kim.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Kimmy can skip the glitter but her pool pics are delish!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
OMG Kardashian's ass looks like a giant cosmic storm coming right at you!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
Lane will now commence to working the talk show circuit talking about his experience in the slam and how he's found Allah or some shit.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
She really puts the 'tard' in unitard.