Friday, May 1st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 30th!
since britney got the restraining order, the only job Sam Lutfi's been able to get is as K-Fed's Sperm Sherpa. - flannery
Runners-up:
Exclusive: Gay Fish's new cover art for the re-release of "Stronger" - lovefoxxx
Ever since Oragalu Orakpogulo went down on Urethra Franklin, he just cant stop. - fleawatch
scam cures for the swine flu are getting ridiculous... - misstia
(Thanks Becks)
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Look what else fell out of Britney's cooch!
Reel Big Fish roadie.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Preview still from "Paris Hilton's My BFF Dubai"
After blinding Angelina Jolie with hot pokers, her adopted son Ulysses donned the cover of a giant smelly fish to escape unnoticed during her morning queefing exercises
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"Listen Dad, if you don't prepare Madonna's sushi just right, I'm as good as gone."
He finally got the monkey off of his back and now THIS!
Britney's dancers should form a union because she seems to torture them a lot with all the hoisting and lugging they have to do with her.
New to HBO ' The Deadliest Piggyback '
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnV5gaGrnY
The latest line of eco-friendly hats sold on GOOP. This one is called The Gwyneth.
Vadge takes local transport to the orphanage to check out the latest merchandise
"no no I meant go get FISH, Abe Vigoda, not a fish!"...
He still doesn't smell fishy enough to pass for Paris Hilton.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The "before" picture of Jenna Jameson's labiaplasty.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
wowzers.
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
:)
~Zoe
http://www.myspace.com/misszoesimone
"you think that fish is heavy? i had to carry the aftermath of lohan's gynocologist visit to the trash"...
Scumbag Millionaire
Whats brown, sweaty and smells like fish? Please put your hand down Lil Kim.
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madonna pays a local to smuggle mercy out of the oprhanage for her...
Aretha's second choice for the Inaguration.
"What you lookin at ass eyes? You plottin on me boy?"
scam cures for the swine flu are getting ridiculous...
Slumdogfish Millionaire .
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnV5gaGrnY
Oh, I see, you're with Miss Hilton. The closest bar is thatta way.
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Blanche: I can't beleive you said that, if I weren't a lady I'd deck you!
Dorothy: You try. I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date!!
What if it were you hanging up on this slumdog
if it were you on this Hindu
you wouldn't be laughing at all!
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Sam Ro pays someone to get rid of that pesky fish odor that's lingered since Lohan left...
In order to be considered being adopted my Vadge the orphans must carry her around on their back for a minimum of two hours while wearing her used gym shorts drenched with her snatch sweat..
" Pass me an painkiller Sanjip, i've got an enormous haddock !"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnV5gaGrnY
Hey, dad, you have something stuck in your hair.
Madonna tours another Third World village.
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
NVM.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
HAY MISTER! I didn't know you were going out with Paris Hilton!
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Blanche: I can't beleive you said that, if I weren't a lady I'd deck you!
Dorothy: You try. I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date!!
PARIS HAS TO BE CARRIED OUT OF THE BAR AFTER A ROUGH NIGHT DRINKING!!