Friday, May 1st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 30th!
since britney got the restraining order, the only job Sam Lutfi's been able to get is as K-Fed's Sperm Sherpa. - flannery
Runners-up:
Exclusive: Gay Fish's new cover art for the re-release of "Stronger" - lovefoxxx
Ever since Oragalu Orakpogulo went down on Urethra Franklin, he just cant stop. - fleawatch
scam cures for the swine flu are getting ridiculous... - misstia
(Thanks Becks)
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Wait till you see the chips!
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Kid:
"are we there yet ?"
"are we there yet ?"
"are we there yet ?"
Dad: "Don't make me turn around and fish-slap you, junior."
Roly poly fish heads, roly poly.....wtf is that ?
Ta angel-i-lina :)
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Paris Hilton's snatch takes another victim.
Should have never done sexy times with Blohan. Now that firecrotch stench will follow me for days.
You should have seen the one that got away.
Daman's delivery guarantee : there in three days or it's free.
Moby Dickhead.
(I dunno, I'm just throwing it out there. You guys are all frickin' hilarious today.)
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
gives new meaning to the term "dick head"
Mercy's dad just can't Vadge off his back.
After refusing to drink his kabbalah water, Madonna sent Jesus home with her old vagina-
Madonnas true nature is revealed when photographers captured her in the process of sucking the youth out of a poor third world victim.
Boy: "See Mom I told you not to let Deepak read The Old Man and the Sea!"
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
Isn't it obvious? He went down on Paris Hilton.
Oh fuck!! Abhay!! Behind you!!! RUuuuuuuuuuun!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Look who is taking lindsey Lohan home from a night of drinking.
It is a local ritual for Malawi natives to welcome a virgin flower to their town by donning large phallic symbols in hopes of attracting her. I guess someone forgot to tell this young man that Madonna's Like A Virgin came out in the 80's, not 2009!
The burden of carrying Vadge's Vadge was one she could no longer shoulder alone.
Now everyone knows the stress Paris Hilton's tampons go through!
Kayne's secret fishdick power top
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:32pm.
Oh my gawd, hes got a brain tuna!
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LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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My friend, fish only works as brain food if taken internally.
The only way Lindsay could get over Sam (and go definitely back to penis)
O man, I dropped my other stick - Hey dude, could you grab that for me...?
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
NSFW Lance Bass mounting Sanjaya .
Ta CRAZY! :)
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Fishsticks anyone? Gwyn?
Like a praying mantis Madge finally devoured her babies.
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"You're here_ and I'm here -"
The only guy on the planet who smells worse than Robert Pattinson.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
Sanjaya debuts a hot new hairdo for his upcoming reality show.
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"i don't drink, i don't do drugs, and i don't lie."
Ill never be your beast of burden
My back is broad but its a hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me
Ill never be your beast of burden
Ive walked for miles my feet are hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me...
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:16pm.
" Pass me an painkiller Sanjip, i've got an enormous haddock !"
Bahahahahahahahaha! Awesome!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
Even with the absence of a Slap Chop this tuna figured out how to have an exciting life
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Oh my gawd, hes got a brain tuna!
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Vince. Gill.
You wouldn't exactly say SamRo was a MONKEY on Lindsay's back...
Good thing it's not a salmon, or else he'd have to be walking against the crowd.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Brad: I just called on dinner - it should be ready by six.
Angie: O good! I told the paps we might just have time for a visit to the library - so slap!chop! boy! Gather up the blonde one and that big chinese-lookin' one over there and let's go!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
MUMBAI'S GOT TALENT
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The only scoliosis treatment that his HMO would cover.
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:28pm.
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Hahahaha...funny chica. ;)
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
The real OctoDaddy has surfaced....literally
My Perchy is hangin' out!! y'all
Rodz out with your Codz out!!
...and you guys thought the lady with the horn growing out of her head was gross!!!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Catfish-"Im up to my GILLS in poverty"
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Even he couldn't stand the smell of Paris' vajajay
Hook , line and Sankara .
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Someone has leaked the un-airbrushed photos of Brad, Angie and Maddox at Super Stop & Shop, Oyster Bay, L.I.
Not only is Angie not glowing.. she smells like low tide.
He ain't heavy, he's my grouper!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
I am beginning to suspect something really fishy is going on in the village!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Slumcod Millionaire.