Friday, May 1st 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 30th!

since britney got the restraining order, the only job Sam Lutfi's been able to get is as K-Fed's Sperm Sherpa. - flannery

Runners-up:

Exclusive: Gay Fish's new cover art for the re-release of "Stronger" - lovefoxxx

Ever since Oragalu Orakpogulo went down on Urethra Franklin, he just cant stop. - fleawatch

scam cures for the swine flu are getting ridiculous... - misstia

(Thanks Becks)

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Submitted by Velvet Crotch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:42pm.

Looks like is documentary time for Fishsticks Paltrow again.

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:40pm.

Even though he's clean and sober now, Krishdeep was happier with a monkey on his back.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by lassar on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:37pm.

gwyneth paltrows un-photoshopped magazine cover.

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Submitted by _fail_ on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:34pm.

Bollywood, intending to cash in on "Slumdog Millionaire", begins shooting the musical remake of "The Incredible Mr Limpet".

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Submitted by _fail_ on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:29pm.

He ain't heavy...he's my dinner...

Submitted by neeleycharles on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:18pm.

Wow, I haven't seen Daryl Hannah in, like, forever.

Submitted by MsT on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:18pm.

Quick - call St. Angie. Baby Jesus isn't gonna recover from this one.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:18pm.

A bad spell has befallen the judge who denied Madonna's adoption. He has to endure the sketch of her for the rest of his life.

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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno

Expecting my third in October.

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:16pm.

e*Hatchery- "fall in love for all the wrong reasons"

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Submitted by lovefoxxx on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:16pm.

"Exclusive: Gay Fish's new cover art for the re-release of "Stronger""

Submitted by 123456789abcd on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:14pm.

I hope you like fish sandwiches, son!

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Submitted by RaTaTaTit on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:13pm.

And you thought that lady with the horn in her forehead got the side-eye a lot

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Submitted by themodrenman on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:12pm.

Mercy, after being adopted, was forced to carry Madonna's other fish.

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Submitted by RaTaTaTit on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:11pm.

Blackface and carp head? Lady CaCa has yet again crossed over the line of decency in fashion.

Submitted by complication on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:08pm.

pinter hasnt gotten any in a while so he puts on his ceremonial garb and does a "pussy dance"
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Yes, big tits, a blessing when you are a horney teen, a curse when you stop your slutting.- M.E.

Submitted by sooty_bird on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:07pm.

Since her child buying mission failed, Baby Jesus carries Vadge upstream to spawn a new orphan.

Submitted by complication on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:07pm.

so this is what its like to be shauna sands gynocologist
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Yes, big tits, a blessing when you are a horney teen, a curse when you stop your slutting.- M.E.

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Submitted by RaTaTaTit on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:06pm.

Fishsticks for everyone!!!

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Submitted by Helena on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:06pm.

Eat your heart out, Amber Rose!

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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.

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Submitted by PhaQ Bitch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:05pm.

Even a real fish can't cover up Vadge's snatch stink!

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Submitted by devilman10 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:04pm.

There is where the double filet-o-fish comes from.....Yummm

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:03pm.

Please help wipe out Scrodliosis.

thank you. send money.

RaTaTaTit's picture
Submitted by RaTaTaTit on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:02pm.

After their 12th honeymoon in Cabo, Heidi found she was tired of carrying around Spencer's deadweight.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:02pm.

The first casualty of Speidi's walk on the beach drifted ashore today ..

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Submitted by fmdoom on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:01pm.

Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg — with 2 legs and 2 arms...but a fish on his head.

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Submitted by devilman10 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:00pm.

Oprah's slave is taking her massive snapper out for excercise

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:59pm.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:55pm.

Not a comment....but I wonder what the hell he used for bait??

A small Nissan car .

Ta CRAZY, twas an olden ! :)

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Submitted by Hooray 4 Hollyweird on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:58pm.

Thanks to the heroic efforts of a local, Lindsay Lohan was saved from drowning in Hawaii.

When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.

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Submitted by fmdoom on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:58pm.

Guess who lied about the size of his codpiece on casual encounters?

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:58pm.

...this is what crawled up Vadge's ass and died.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:57pm.

Dad: "When you said you wanted a sea kitten, this is not what I had in mind!! Couldn't just have a goldfish like everyone else, couldja?"

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Submitted by hobie59 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:57pm.

An umbrella works just as good man.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:57pm.

Friday Nite Fish Fry at Kirstie Alley's house.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:57pm.

On her last visit abroad, Gwyneth Paltrow set out to prove just how "down-to-earth" she really is by taking leisurely tours around poor, rural neighbourhoods...

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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:55pm.
Not a comment....but I wonder what the hell he used for bait??

A small dog I think!!!! LOL!

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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:56pm.

I said wear a turban NOT a turbot ,you bloody fool Deepak!

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Stock Broker's picture
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:55pm.

Not a comment....but I wonder what the hell he used for bait??

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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:54pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:52pm.

Kid- " Why are you carrying that ? "

Man- "Just for the halibut! "

SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!! :o(

Bahahahahahahaha! No apologies necessary!

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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:52pm.

Kid- " Why are you carrying that ? "

Man- "Just for the halibut! "

SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!! :o(

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:51pm.

"I won an Oscar and all I got was this lousy catfish"

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:51pm.

The Pitch: It's about a Third World Athlete training for the Olympics and his friendship with a charismatic orphan who becomes his trainer. It's Rocky meets Slum Dog Millionaire!!

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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle

Submitted by tereth on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:50pm.

brit brits dancers are told to do more than dance..look at this one carry her tampon off stage after it was let loose on the poor unsuspecting audience.

Submitted by gromitvt on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:49pm.

What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

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Submitted by fmdoom on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:49pm.

The South Asian bureau of PETA is against wearing fur, but scales...they're ok with scales.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:48pm.

" SEE Ranjit, told you that car salesman looked shifty! "

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fmdoom's picture
Submitted by fmdoom on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:48pm.

Sure you'll become famous, but do you really want your town to be known as the epicenter of the grouper flu?

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:47pm.

"i should had a V8"

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Submitted by Datura1207 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:47pm.

Spurned by the failed Malawi adoption, Vadge turns to kidnapping random third world civilians.

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Submitted by SoMissDelicious on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:47pm.

in her latest issue of POOP fishsticks paltrow shows off her newest eco friendly mode of transportation. of course the rest of us can't afford our own piggyback giver thus reinforcing her holier than thou attitude ***************************************** This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K

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Submitted by fmdoom on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:47pm.

To take his show on the road, Sweet Baby Jesus carried his own fish, but each town had to supply a large red curtain, and of course, their own chair and posterboard.

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