Friday, May 1st 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 30th!

since britney got the restraining order, the only job Sam Lutfi's been able to get is as K-Fed's Sperm Sherpa. - flannery

Runners-up:

Exclusive: Gay Fish's new cover art for the re-release of "Stronger" - lovefoxxx

Ever since Oragalu Orakpogulo went down on Urethra Franklin, he just cant stop. - fleawatch

scam cures for the swine flu are getting ridiculous... - misstia

(Thanks Becks)

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Melinda's picture
Submitted by Melinda on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:23pm.

The Indian way of luring boys back to his apartment.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:20pm.

CoCo's "mackeral toe" REVEALED!

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:19pm.

Let Fantasia walk-bitch can afford shoes!

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:15pm.

Big Gay Al regrets ever laying eyes on Star.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:14pm.

Sarah Jessica Pony's surrogate REVEALED!

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:11pm.

"When Madonna tried to adopt me, I didn't even have to wear pants!"
"Fuck you kid!"

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:10pm.

"You might want to have that thing looked at. It seems infected."
"Fuck you kid."

bisou's picture
Submitted by bisou on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:07pm.

Outsourcing: The saving grace for TommyGirl's secret dildo business.

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My bottom is a treasure house. -Stephen Fry

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:06pm.

"Mrs. Paul's house is that way. Big fish on the roof, you can't miss it."
"Fuck you kid."

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:59pm.

Ever since Oragalu Orakpogulo went down on Urethra Franklin, he just cant stop.....

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:57pm.

The Somalians have figured out a way to trick the Navy Seals, the old Trojan Fish trick....brilliant......

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:54pm.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time....can you dig it?

gina latina's picture
Submitted by gina latina on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:26pm.

Hamid was thankful to have found a job IN THIS ECONOMY. Even if it's carrying Lindsay Lohan out of the club at 7am.

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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?

Submitted by Jose Pistola on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:23pm.

The World's Strongest Mumbain contest was broadcast with one picture taken with a Polaroid.

jiggywiddit's picture
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:41pm.

Scuse me for getting all religious, but this dude needs a bris.

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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse

Submitted by UnListed on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:39pm.

Hey look! We are still evolving!

Submitted by swooshgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:38pm.

I'd walk a mile with a fish on my back for a camel...cigarette that is!

ceofancypants's picture
Submitted by ceofancypants on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:35pm.

I always wondered what happened to the cast of 'Different Strokes'.

Submitted by pissycrissy on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:32pm.

"Watch out, baby don't look now there's a Paltrow on your back."

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:31pm.

OMG, guys - these are fucking funny! Too, too many to mention!

♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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flannery's picture
Submitted by flannery on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:30pm.

since britney got the restraining order, the only job Sam Lutfi's been able to get is as K-Fed's Sperm Sherpa.

Drip van Wrinkle's picture
Submitted by Drip van Wrinkle on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:28pm.

I can bring home the catfish
Fry it up in a pan
And never never let you forget I'm da man!

'Cause I'm da maaaaaaaaaan
Ddddd-Aaaa.. M-A-N

I'll say it again.

Oceannia420's picture
Submitted by Oceannia420 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:27pm.

♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
And men say that pussy smells like fish ~~ think again, bitch!!

Drip van Wrinkle's picture
Submitted by Drip van Wrinkle on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:26pm.

Fish heads
Fish heads
Roly Poly Fish Heads
Eat them up
Yum!

jiggywiddit's picture
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:24pm.

A bad case of Sea Kitten Flu.

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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse

jiggywiddit's picture
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:24pm.

Abu brings home his Cuchini Award!

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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse

Submitted by drabikmi on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:15pm.

The Slumdog Millionaire child punishes his Dad by making him carry something that smells like Amy Winehouse around on his back.

Submitted by FrappBloat on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:14pm.

I see Paris has pulled again

sound_logik's picture
Submitted by sound_logik on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:10pm.

Paris Hilton's new sex video was released today...she's the one on top.

VanillaCupcake's picture
Submitted by VanillaCupcake on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:06pm.

madonna's vag finally sprouted legs and is going to malawi to adopt mercy instead.

Mr. Mercury's picture
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:04pm.

Dateline Malawi: Madonna starts sending her body parts to represent her in yet another bid to adopt.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

MissAnonymous's picture
Submitted by MissAnonymous on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:03pm.

Jimbo drew stares from onlookers as he paraded his record-holding Peen Fish through the village...

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:56pm.

What's the last thing an African redneck says? "Hey Mombo, watch this."

Submitted by SaraBella on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:35pm.

Well GOOP.

Submitted by perky on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:34pm.

Old Chief not hear so good. Me say to him "Me want to hump giant rod". Now me stuck humping giant cod.

Submitted by thegoatisbad on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:31pm.

and the children say: we don't need another hero.

Submitted by perky on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:26pm.

What! I went to the furrier to get my winter pelt and this is all they had left, ok?!

Submitted by perky on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:20pm.

Binoji's family enjoyed the feast of fish he provided, but he didn't eat anything. He was already stuffed to the gills.

Submitted by perky on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:12pm.

Chicken cutlets just weren't doing it for Phoebe Price anymore, so she's moved on to fish filets.

MarkyMark7's picture
Submitted by MarkyMark7 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:11pm.

Guy Ritchie still has nightmares...

Submitted by UnListed on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:10pm.

When SlumDad sold his daughter he had to consider the recession in negotiations.

kate773's picture
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:06pm.

The mystery of the rancid smell coming from Madonna's crotch finally solved.

Submitted by midnightclarity on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:06pm.

Madonna adopted my kid and all i got was this stupid fish hat.

AttentionWhore's picture
Submitted by AttentionWhore on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:06pm.

Auditions are now underway for the new season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF

Submitted by ljn on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:01pm.

Hey son, check out my Kirstie Alley costume.

Submitted by burningcold on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:54pm.

Though proud of bringing dinner home to his family, the villager was tired and sore from the battle with Vadge's sascrotch.

Submitted by perky on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:54pm.

National Georgraphic wants to call this film "Gay Catfish: Bottom-feeding Salad Tossers", but producers feel that the title is somewhat redundant.

Submitted by flintation on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:54pm.

Lesbians in remote and impoverished villages turn to canabalism to survive.

fijimermaid's picture
Submitted by fijimermaid on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:48pm.

Project Runway, rural India version

freshfacestripper's picture
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:45pm.

GOOP AnD POOP
......celebrities are vile!

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