Friday, May 1st 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 30th!

since britney got the restraining order, the only job Sam Lutfi's been able to get is as K-Fed's Sperm Sherpa. - flannery

Runners-up:

Exclusive: Gay Fish's new cover art for the re-release of "Stronger" - lovefoxxx

Ever since Oragalu Orakpogulo went down on Urethra Franklin, he just cant stop. - fleawatch

scam cures for the swine flu are getting ridiculous... - misstia

(Thanks Becks)

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Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:40pm.

Sperm Sherpa....hahaha flannery, congrats to all you funny fun-talers.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:16pm.

Yo, flannery! That had to be one of the HARDEST wins ever! This was a hilarious thread! Well done!

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:16am.

Congratulations flannery!!! *hands cocktail*
Congrats to all runners up - misstia, I LOVED yours!! LOL

JABIFFXOXO

MJF!!! Hello!
Happy Weekend All!!!!

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Submitted by MJF on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:12am.

LMFAO @ "Sperm Sherpa"!!!!

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:02am.

Congrats winners!!

Can I just say that that was the funniest CT to read - ALL great captions!

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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.

Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 7:58am.

That poor fish has a Somalian on his back.....

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Submitted by z0mgeddie on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 7:27am.

Kanye finally found a fishdick as big as his ego.

Submitted by chancica on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 7:24am.

Heidi Klum is making Seal pay for spilling their fourth pregnancy to the public early. He now has to carry her ass down the runway for the rest of her pregnancy.

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Submitted by LASux on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:00am.

After losing her bid to adopt a second child in Malawi, Madonna is escorted back to the airport.

Submitted by lalalalalalalalizzie on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:06am.

Wow, the extent Samantha Ronson's family is going to, to make sure Lindsay Lohan is out of the picture is amazing!

Submitted by MrPink on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:44am.

Extravaganza Eleganza!

Submitted by girlie100 on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:09am.

Kanye backed up to the biggest fishstick he could find and loved it all the way home.

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Submitted by LoveLikeBananas on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:03am.

Lindsay Lohan's really taking this thing of putting fish behind her a little too literally.
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Lady, your love is like bananas. It's yellow and it comes in bunches!

One-trick Pony's picture
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:22am.

Rubina Ali's dad pled innocent last week to charges of trying to sell his daughter. In a related story, it seems Rubina Ali was kidnapped today by a 5'7" walking trout.

jalynne's picture
Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:18am.

Carpe Die Man, Mon!

One-trick Pony's picture
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:14am.

When Lifetime lost the latest "Project Runway" bidding war to the Mumbai Broadcasting Corporation, the Bluefly Accessory Wall really took a hit.

Submitted by ChuckNorris on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 1:07am.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

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Submitted by LizzieBitch on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:43am.

The Indian whitefish looks like a dick and smells like a pussy. See also: Spencer Pratt.

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Submitted by LoadySmurf on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:40am.

Lady GaGa's wardrobe has gone WAY too far!

Submitted by uncpatrick on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:16am.

Someone needs to tell Gweneth Paltrow that it is NOT OK to black out on your own stoop after a night of heavy drinking. I'm sure her man servant here didn't appreciate having to hawl her fat ass up 7 flights of stairs...

Submitted by SP1234 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:47pm.

NOW THAT BRANGELINA HAVE KIDS OF THEIR OWN, ZAHARA AND MADDOX CAN BE USED FOR WHAT THEY WERE MEANT FOR, GOOD HARD CHILD LABOR.

Submitted by bunga gunga on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:43pm.

He thought he could be a rock star by dressing up like Steven Tyler... The children just point and laugh as he walks alone in shame from town to town.

Submitted by moistiest on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:41pm.

An artistic representation of the day after a one night stand with wonky.

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Submitted by wblooney on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:25pm.

Dude WTF?

Dude, went down on Paris last night, couldn't stand the smell anymore, it just won't come off.

This is MUCH better.

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Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:20pm.

How Mexicans avoid catching douche flu while Speidi are still terrorizing the neighborhood

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Submitted by jalynne on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:09pm.

Before there were cars, we still had bumper stickers. This is what a "Jesus fish" one looked like back in the day.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:03pm.

More fanmail for Fishsticks Paltrow.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:44pm.

Does that fish have a Nike swoosh?

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:11pm.

The little guy on the side pointing & directing is what I like to refer to as "Upper Management".

Not really a caption, but I noticed the little man and his collar.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:06pm.

I'm sorry but she got some powerful lips there...I think if she wore a cuchini it would just look like her pussy had wings.

(Wrong thread but I'm keeping it. That's what the kid is saying to the guy:)

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flannery's picture
Submitted by flannery on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:01pm.

clear the way people, emergency cutlet for international movie star, Miss Phoebe Price coming through...stat!

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Submitted by Euromutt on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:57pm.

Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:41pm.

Paris Hilton suitors beware: memories of sex with her fish crotch will weigh on you heavily for years to come...

Love it boomsy!

flannery's picture
Submitted by flannery on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:56pm.

please mrs CoCo, where should I place your spare cuchini?

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:55pm.

See what happens if you don't change your Cuchini; you no longer wear it, IT wears you.

Euromutt's picture
Submitted by Euromutt on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:55pm.

Manuel Uribe needs his snack.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:54pm.

Poor Ice-T, it's a bitch trying to bring home a Cuchini large enough for CoCo's camel toe.

Euromutt's picture
Submitted by Euromutt on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:53pm.

Hey pal, didn't you hear? "McGills" said she wasn't into men anymore.

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:47pm.

Hmmmm, shall I have the raw tuna, the California roll or the Somalian Wrap?

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:45pm.

Fishmullets are so 80's.....

Submitted by Alice_in_Wondrland on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:40pm.

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess...
"Which starlet's constant state of inebriation is causing problems in her marriage? Her hubby hates having to physically remove her from nightclubs. "

accismus's picture
Submitted by accismus on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:39pm.

Deleted scene from Slumdog Millionaire, special edition now available on dvd!

hoozer's picture
Submitted by hoozer on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:13pm.

I thought the song asked where do broken hearts go not where do broken whores go?

hoozer's picture
Submitted by hoozer on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:50pm.

Since further humilation is impossible at this point, Britney Spears being the sweetheart she is, sold what was really hanging out of her costume in Annaheim to feed a third world country.

hoozer's picture
Submitted by hoozer on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:44pm.

Madonna's vagina tried every Kaballah ceremony it could think of to get cleaned and be worth eating again, but Jesus was the only one that wanted to be nailed to it.

boomsy's picture
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:41pm.

Paris Hilton suitors beware: memories of sex with her fish crotch will weigh on you heavily for years to come...

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

hoozer's picture
Submitted by hoozer on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:39pm.

Lindsay's attempt to woo Sam back by having her sad limp vagina paraded around in a third world country didn't work.

boomsy's picture
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:39pm.

Poor Gay Al; now we know what having sex with Star Jones must've been like...

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

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Submitted by ouchimadiva on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:31pm.

POOPY just couldn't do it all... R.I.P FISHSTICKS PALTROW

Submitted by gingerella on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:29pm.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day...If you teach a man to fish, he'll break his fucking back!

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Submitted by fatgurrl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:27pm.

When Nick Cannon said "I Do" he didn't think about carrying Mimoo across the threshold. :)

Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?

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