Jack Tweed Can't Handle Boy George's Sexiness
Your gay prison fantasies starring Jack Tweed and Boy George have come true! Jack, who is Jade Goody's widower, is currently serving time at the same chokey Boy George is resting his mega nalgas in for beating that prosty. The two have come face to peen three times in the shower block at the prison. You have my permission to take off all your panties while reading this, because I know you want to.
The Sun says that Jack walked in on Boy George soaping himself up like a walrus rolling around in the sea foam. Jack was filled with so much desire that he ran off before his nutsack exploded. A source said, “Jack knew what Boy George was in jail for and didn’t want to take any chances. The first time he saw him he just turned white and legged it. Jack isn’t exactly the most comfortable person when it comes to getting attention from other men."
You know Jack's manhole started moaning like a cat getting q-tipped when he saw sexy ass Boy George standing there all nekkid-like. Picture it: Boy George's luscious Pillsbury Dough Boy body dripping wet. His massive man-chis basking in the fluorescent light. Who could blame Jack? He should just surrender to Boy George and become his bottom bitch.
What happens in the shower room at a men's prison, stays in the shower room at a men's prison. Oh and it also stays in your nightmares forever too.
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I fell in love with George the first time I heard his voice and I will always love him!
Jade Goody was nothing but a fame whore who spun out her 15 minutes of fame from a stupid reality show (meaning she had no talent) Big Brother. Too bad she died but that doesn't change the truth. She even marketed her death!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:27pm.
Am I the only one who thinks Jack Tweed is hot?
....yes.
why can't George bathe in peace without drama over being gay? how ignorant! gay does not equal rapist.
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
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"Picture it: Boy George's luscious Pillsbury Dough Boy body dripping wet. His massive man-chis basking in the fluorescent light. Who could blame Jack? He should just surrender to Boy George and become his bottom bitch."
LOL! That is hilarious!
that is a very old photo of Boy...from before he went to jail.
and like someone said, i'll just pretend 1987 was the last time I saw him too...he had such a gorgeous face back then and he would even brag about it...look how ugly he is now. Drugs are evil.
"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
Jack looks like a fruit to us. Like any other pouty queen who thinks herself extremely hot, Miss Jack simply walked away to find herself the kind of xxxtralarge sizemeat she needs!
That Tweed boi sure got some purty lips.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:27pm.
Am I the only one who thinks Jack Tweed is hot?
No! That pic up there isn't his best though (way too tan).
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:05pm.
He does look better, actually. But he looks like he's been crying a lot.
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yeah, he does.
his song, "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" always made me feel sad.
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Am I the only one who thinks Jack Tweed is hot?
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Douchechill!
That post was epic, MK.
Epic!
I almost fell outta my chair!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:01pm.
Has Boy George always looked like Smeagol?
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Hee hee!!! I giggled.
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 1:41pm.
prison seems to agree with Boy. looks like he's lost some weight and possibly gained some grit
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He does look better, actually. But he looks like he's been crying a lot.
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GOOD FRICKIN GRIEF. WHY DID I HAVE TO LOOK HIM UP AND FIND HIS WEDDING DANCE. NOW I'M A BLUBBERING FOOL. R.I.P. JANE
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prison seems to agree with Boy. looks like he's lost some weight and possibly gained some grit
bet he's a sought-after bitch
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Look at that little hair flip on Jack Tweed's neck. Methinks Tweedie wouldn't mind so much if Georgie would lather him up.
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What What
They can get matching prison tats using a rusty paper clip for all I care.
Georgie, PLEASE! Put your makeup back on, brotha!
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Who would do Tweed?
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:24pm.
I will just pretend that the last time I saw Boy George it was 1987.
That's what I'm going to do, too!
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Who Would Brian Kinney Do?
I don't know. It might sound horrifying, but I think you gotta do it. It's Boy George. He's never ever been what I'd consider even a little hot, but he's Boy George. I say you gotta put your ass in the air for him.
The hell with these two! I'm more interested in knowing how MK knows about kittehs and Q-tipping. Which, by the way, is very dangerous for the kitteh.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I had to Q-tip my roomates cat in college because the stupid thing went into heat and yowled outside my bedroom door for two days.
It was disgusting.
I never call the cat back either.
Okay, I did not need that mental image, MK! *vomits*
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Who Would Brian Kinney Do?
i wonder how lane garrison fared in the big house. he looks really pale and freaked out now. odds are he was passed like a joint at a hippie love-in.
"like a cat getting q-tipped" MK - your hilarious!
I'm surprised George fought so hard to stay out of prison.
So, like, did they do it or not?
He was obviously a good student (of Jade's) with respect to learning how to manipulate the media and keeping his name out there (without having any discernable talent).
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:01pm.
No... I think YOU did! ;D
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I still remember seeing Boy George and Culture Club back in their heyday and envying them on stage - fame, glory. NOW look at George. Very sad. I'm starting to think to become famous you really do have to sell your soul. I still love George's voice tho and will listen to Culture Club for the rest of my life. Get out quick George and learn some lessons on life.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:01pm.
HA! And he wants Jack to be his preciousssssssss........
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Hahahahaha! You nailed that!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I have no idea who Tweed or Jade Goody is, but he kinda resembles George's old boyfriend back in the day, Jon Moss.
http://991.com/newGallery/Culture-Club-No-1---September-342823.jpg
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:01pm.
HA! And he wants Jack to be his preciousssssssss........
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Um, ewwwwwwww and that's a fine ass widower!!!
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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:18pm.
Oh ok! Didn't follow her story too closely, her dying was annoying me!
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Can't blame you ;)
She's not doing it anymore, no worries...
I will just pretend that the last time I saw Boy George it was 1987.
i think the tweedy guy has gay face. would've thought they were a couple.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:18pm.
Oh ok! Didn't follow her story too closely, her dying was annoying me!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
This Jack Tweed actually as very sexy eyes, but the mouth is very "Herbie the denist"ish!!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:15pm.
Ok hold up! Jane Goody left her kids to a man that was going to jail? WTF?
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Nah, they are with the boys' dad, Jeff Brazier. Or their nanny.
Any port in a storm.
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
Jack Tweet - the low rent manwhore is slagging someone with talent? What a wanker, and not in a good way.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Ok hold up! Jane Goody left her kids to a man that was going to jail? WTF?
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:10pm.
I'm so relieved a Sun reporter/source was there in the prison shower to recount all this acurately.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
his face scares me too!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I could have gone the rest of my life without reading that post! Good gawd!
CHARLES MANSON
BOY GEORGE HAS AN UNBELIEVABLY GOOD VOICE. BEAUTIFUL VOICE. TOO BAD HE HAD TO FUCK HIMSELF ALL UP. HE SHOULD HAVE JUST STUCK TO HOLING UP ON THE WEEKEND WITH SOME POPOV AND FLOWN UNDER THE GODDAMN FUCKING RADAR THE REST OF THE TIME.
OMFG! The tags! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I'm so relieved a Sun reporter/source was there in the prison shower to recount all this acurately.
Jade Goody actually died? I was sure her whole illness was a publicity stunt.