Swoooooooooon!
You may see a skeezy guido who still lives in his mother's rec room in New Jersey and works part-time as a plumber's assistant while he's trying to make his big dream of owning a used car dealership/pizza place/strip joint on State Island come true. This is what you may see. However, I see a beautiful afghan hound of a man who I just want to walk through fields of gold. I just want to nuzzle up to that nose and bite it. BITE IT. EAT IT. Yes, Adrien Brody looks like he just walked out of True Life: "I Think I'm Ronny Cammareri From Moonstruck," but I can look past all of that, because of his nose. The nose that makes no-no say yes-yes.
I can even look past the blue Dior Hair Mascara from '98 that has busted loads all over his luscious mullet and the neon shoelaces he stole from my first pair of British Knights. I can look past all of....Oh, fuckity! Who am I fooling?! I can't look past all of that shit. For serious, who is dressing this sexy beast?! Kid Rock?! Adrien needs to put down the Natty Ice and get a gay in his life, because he obviously can't be trusted to dress himself.
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he makes me...think i dropped some acid...his nose points to the left...his chin points to the right...i feel dis-jointed looking at him.
Submitted by Helena on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:07am
Ha!
"I ain't no freakin' monument of justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?!"
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Yuck he's a greaseball. I don't get the appeal.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Helena on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:07am.
Heh heh. I think she's drawn to the wolf in him. Wolf without a foot.
He is kind of bordering on ugly sexy, he looks like a hot, confident, rat face...I wonder if he is still with that chick he did some lame ass magazine spread with...They were so obnoxious about how madly in love they were...they had a photo of their bathroom & they had this weird tub that made me feel quite envious...It was all so gagworthy though.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Adrien_Brody_and_Elsa_Pataky_show_off_their_...
In the first few shots it looks like he's chilling on Lafayette St., just before the Public Theater.
This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I am in love with this man. He doesn't know that. I never told him 'cause he can never love anybody since he lost his hand and his girl.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
the face is a deal breaker.
Sorry, but I just don't get the warm tinglies from this guy.
Although .. he's got a nice bod in that wife beater and jeans. it's just not enough.
I don't know what it is about him, but I find him extremely appealing...kinda like Alan Rickman. Unconventional sex appeal.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
One of my many unconventional crushes.
I'd be running down the street dry humping him. He's hawtness.
I sign up on the hottest dating place...millionaire chats.com...Many people talking about him.By the way ,i got many friends including millionaires,supermodels and so on.It's exciting.I want to share with you.
Well, it looks like louise_brooks has found her daily dose of skankonia!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Oh no, I feel a case of the swoon flu coming on...
Wife beater aside, I agree that there is.....something there.
I just can't put my finger on it (but might given the opportunity).
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:55am.
Damn, I'd fellate him right there on the street.
You owe me the Coffe I spit all over my Monitor
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:59am.
I need some kind douche-lovers anonymous rehab followed by daily outpatient therapy.
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Yes, this.
I really think I need help. I've never found him attractive before. But dress him up like a total douche who looks like he'd do me in the alley then completely deny it ever happened to the point I even doubt it happened and I want to jump on him.
I need some kind douche-lovers anonymous rehab followed by daily outpatient therapy.
From the right angle, fine, I get it why people think he is hot. But sometimes to me, he looks like he just came on THIS side of not being classified as retarded.
Forrest Gump, anyone?
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Aesthetically, he’s very unappealing, but gotdamn!!!!!!!
Sex with feet!!!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
skeezy guido
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Damn, I'd fellate him right there on the street.
Who is this guy?
Michael, you are sooo funny!
Hot Prince Ginge. OMG. You are the best, MK!
I love you!!!
Sir Afghan looks like he got early K-Federalized.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:48am.
Why Do I find this guy so sexy? WHY? I know he is ugly but my lady parts tingle everytime I see him. I can't help it
I don't know but he is! He's got captivating eyes! I think it's his charisma!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
He played that guy in "Summer of Sam". He was walking around in his underwears.
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i dunno...i think adrien looks really hot...
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Kris knows exactly what he's doing when he's "taking off your clothes and rocking your coochie with his" eyes. MK 4/29/09
You're right. I was watching King Kong stoned once and I was fascinated with dude's nose.
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Why Do I find this guy so sexy? WHY? I know he is ugly but my lady parts tingle everytime I see him. I can't help it
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
He has never appealed to me but my slutass can't resist a man with long fingers putting his hand so close to the goods.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.