Swoooooooooon!
You may see a skeezy guido who still lives in his mother's rec room in New Jersey and works part-time as a plumber's assistant while he's trying to make his big dream of owning a used car dealership/pizza place/strip joint on State Island come true. This is what you may see. However, I see a beautiful afghan hound of a man who I just want to walk through fields of gold. I just want to nuzzle up to that nose and bite it. BITE IT. EAT IT. Yes, Adrien Brody looks like he just walked out of True Life: "I Think I'm Ronny Cammareri From Moonstruck," but I can look past all of that, because of his nose. The nose that makes no-no say yes-yes.
I can even look past the blue Dior Hair Mascara from '98 that has busted loads all over his luscious mullet and the neon shoelaces he stole from my first pair of British Knights. I can look past all of....Oh, fuckity! Who am I fooling?! I can't look past all of that shit. For serious, who is dressing this sexy beast?! Kid Rock?! Adrien needs to put down the Natty Ice and get a gay in his life, because he obviously can't be trusted to dress himself.
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What's State Island? ;) On StateN Island, you dream of owning a tanning salon!
My mouth is so dry I can hardly swallow! OH MY GOD! is that gorgeous or WHAT! I kept thinking he was skinny like in the PIANIST but look at that body! And those most beautiful, soulful eyes!
I would hit it in a New York Minute and smack the hell out of MK if he got in the way!
MK! only a gay would notice all those fashion faux pas!! Who the hell cares??? OMG he oozes sex. I'm so picking up what he's throwin' down. oohlala... ok I'll stop now
True Life: "I Think I'm Ronny Cammareri From Moonstruck" =
LO fucking L!!!!!
I love Adrien Brody - he is sex on wheels. I even married someone who looks like him. That nose makes my nether-regions tingle. Nummers!
I dont care what the hell her wears, he looks sexy as fuck right there in those jeans. And his package is pretty loverly, if yall have seen The Piano.
crimony MK!!! i just came in my panties and i'm at school....
this just makes my day....
god bless his sweet skinny ass!!
I think he's hawt :D
This looks like the opening scene of a movie where Christ comes back to Earth to win the disco dancin' contest on Saturday night.
I've always thought he was sexy as hell, but he looked better with shorter hair.
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:27am.
He is one of the few celebs I think is sexy. I love a good Roman Nose
Don't forget the Russian Fingers!
He looks totally fuckable, you're SO right MK!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
*sigh* so hot, and he probably doesn't know it.. :)
Peter: "I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy."
- The Darjeeling Limited
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AB's face is more architectural than attractive. it would make a nice installment at the Schnozenheim museum
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He looks much better with some weight on him.
Stock Broker: Nic Cage is dirty and nasty-looking enough.
And I will save my skanky story for the Open Post section. It's a skanky doozy!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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AB has the total ugly-sexy-hot thing going on. Man, the things I would love to do with him!!
Remember when he announced that his first love was hip-hop and that he was going to cut an album. This was after the Oscar but before the Diet Coke commercial. What ever came of that?
And "douche" is too nice a word for this guy.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
he is still hot. even as a dirty guido.
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Don't like his baggy jeans but I may like what's underneath them
-Estelle "American Boy"
He looks like then innaproproate uncle that has a motorcycle and always wants you to sit on his lap.
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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True Life: "I Think I'm Ronny Cammareri From Moonstruck,"
*rofl*
LOL MK usually when I log on to your site I'm ready to fight you and everyone else but damn that first paragraph is CLASSICO I mean you've got my male cousins on my dad's side of the family down to TEEEEEEE! The assistant plumber...OMG I almost got a wrinkle from laughing so hard. I will always have a soft spot for guidos.
He is one of the few celebs I think is sexy. I love a good Roman Nose.
Damn I have always had a thing for him. I find him fucking sexy as all hell. Yum. Yum. and more Yum.
He looks like a poor man's version of Nicholas Cage.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:57am.
I'm not upset! I thought it was funny. :-)
Skankonia sounds like an island nation of hos.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:49am.
Hey Clarisse! MUAH right back at Mrs. K. I miss the gal.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh chill louise! I had a slight bout of skankonia myself this weekend, so it's all good!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I watched Moonstruck again(for the 100th time)the other day with my sister.
I love that movie
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GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Oh I git the appealz!
I'd love to sit on his face MAN he gets me hot.
Thanks MK.
*rushes to be bathroom*
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
In honor of Adrien...
Mrs Kravitz says "MUAH!" to all you happy hookers!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Submitted by Helena on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:07am.
This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I am in love with this man. He doesn't know that. I never told him 'cause he can never love anybody since he lost his hand and his girl.
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LOL! SNAP OUT OF IT!
Adrian is much more than the sum of his parts. He is a sexy, real man. Thanks MK for the pics.
P.S. I want those shorts, (with Adrian in 'em!).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I see what is wrong with his looks but, I still think he is the hotness. Or, you know, some sort of variation of the hotness...
Ewww he twists my stomach, not my knickers.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
"I see a beautiful afghan hound of a man." How the heck do you think of this random ass shit - troll pencil toppers, afghan hounds, etc. - that just happens to be a fucking spot-on comparison, MK? I want your skill!
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Ewww, no thank you!
Brody used to do it for me. Now not so much.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:03am.
Oh no! I have a reputation?!?! And it's for skankonia!! LMAO
I don't even know what that is, but it doesn't sound good. Sounds like something Amy Whinehouse would have.
iHeart, yep. Nothing tingling in that department.
But it's also maybe because I know someone IRL that kind of resembles him and he's not hot.
I couldn't disagree with you more. That motherfucker Brody rocks out his wardrobe choices.
I would lick it and ask for more!
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Me either M.E. Total clit softy here.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I don't get the appeal.
@ Gia.
It actually IS disgustingly sweet how in love he is with her. Can't say that I blame him because that bitch is HOT. I'm straight, but I'd totally do her. And I totally <3 their bathtub too. and that FUCKING CASTLE!!!!!
*sigh*
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Damn, he looks so fine. OMG I'd be all over him.
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Do he and Joaquin hang out and just think of acts/looks of fuckery they can commit? You just know they were plotting shit on the set of "The Village".
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“Things are getting worse not better. I think I might be passive depressive.” Art in How To Be
MY HAND!
Ugly thing
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Ha Ha Ha......Maverick on meth
I'd hit it.
I get a case of the giggles everytime I see him, though; I saw 'The Jacket' many moons ago at the theater with my sister, and there's one sex scene with him and Keira Knightly where they're lying down and you can see both of their bare chests. All of a sudden, my sister leans over and asks, "Um, which one is which?". Everyone around us bursted out laughing, including me, because I was thinking the same thing...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by fly to the sky on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:04am.
Why don't you fly the fuck away to the GD moon?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"