Mel Gibson Debuts His Russian Ho
Just like the Catholic Church, Mel Gibson has nothing to hide, so he swung his doors wide open and brought out his new Russian piece to a screening of Wolverine last night Los Angeles. It's been a little over two weeks since Mel's wife filed to legally quit his insane ass. The documents claim they have been split up for over two years.
53-year-old (yeah, that's all) Mel and his 39-year-old girlfriend, Russian composer and Timothy Daltona's baby mama Oksana Grigorieva, have been hiding out in Costa Rica where they've spent their time on their knees praying, of course. The two met after Oksana was signed to Mel's music label Sugar Tits Records.
Last night was their first public appearance together. You know, they just wanted to be like every couple and go see a movie together. They had no idea hundreds of photographers would be there to capture this special moment which would be published all over the world. I'm sure smug ass Mel is grinning at the thought of his ole' wifey opening up the newspaper and seeing this silver bullet to the heart.
Mel's rep told People, "Mel has been single for almost three years and it's nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself." By the looks of him, Mel hasn't enjoyed himself since the late 80s. Can I get a B-E-A-T?
Seriously, I thought doing sexy times with a younger bitch was supposed to make you look all fresh and shit? Because Mel's got the olds in a bad way all over his mug. He needs a holy water and communion wafer facial.
As for Oksana, she kind of looks like a hybrid of OctoMommy and Sophia Lamar, a famous NYC tranny. And how can she go from Timothy Dalton to that?! We know she's riding on Mel's crucifix for the coin, but does she realize that his wife is going to run off with half of his fortune? Bitch better hope she is the second coming of OctoMommy and pops out a litter of money babies. Because fucking on that haggard goat and not having anything to show for it afterwards is a sin!
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he'll be back in rehab in 9 months
claimin mia culpa
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The war isn't working.
A fuckin Men MK this asshole is so disgusting... and she is the epitomy of ho bag..... love the description... of this whole train wreck... geez... all kinds of vomit inducing here...
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The war isn't working.
you couldnt pay me enough to touch that old fuck! 9 mill doesnt even come close
Timothy Dalton did the right thing....She got pregnant with his child (they were barely dating), but he took care of her (for the last 15 years) and the child (who he loves).
He never married her, but made sure that she was very well taken care of.
Good thing he DIDN'T marry her.
My concerns go to their son in all of this.
He may look like a beat down goat but he's worth 900 mill. I guess his Russian piece aint that dumb if she can stomach his alcohol bref. Hope his wife gets half and spends like a drunken sailor.
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Show me a religious fanatic and I'll show you the most amoral individual you'll ever meet. They never fail. From Swaggart, to batshit crazy meth smoker in Colorado Springs, Sarah Palin, and Mel Gibson...if they talk about how God influences their lives, stay the fuck away.
Ha Ha Ha......I need to get a russian ho does anyone have mel's private#
I think Mel Gibson in real life is neurotic and crazy. Kind of like a mix between his characters in Conspiracy Theory and Forever Young. I really think he has some serious ADHD going on and some very other repressed issues that he's been hiding for years behind his the facade of his blockbuster movies, and blue eyes and good looks....his charms....but that is all there is...a facade...and it has been falling down...slowly...
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It's nice that he's continuing with the Biblical theme of his movies by introducing us to Jezebel.
But honestly MK, you would hit it in a bloody tampon chucking millisecond, c'mon now, you would.
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I hate that racist jerk.
Dang! I think this woman has had more plastic surgery than Octomom and Pete Burns put together.
Gibson makes me ill. What a hypocrite!
Ugly. I thought it was Minnie Driver with a ton of make up to cover the freckles. Good luck to her removing the stick from his ass.
"Thou shalt not commit adultery"
-God. (Exodus 20:14)
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:55am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:52am.
She's not hot but she's got a mouth made for cocksucking...I'm sure that helps.
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LOL! Even alkies need someone to smoke on their cigars!
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And lazy as an alkie can be, they can even be smart about it cuz you don't gotta show an older woman how to do it, now do ya?;p
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Mel Gibson used to be a decent type. Then, his PR machine had to go into overdrive for years to maintain his family man, wholesome image because the guy is an asshole. When his mouth and his antics and his GIANT ego were too much for the PR machine to contain, he was exposed as the hateful, nasty, venom spewing drunk he really is. I wouldn't go and see one of Sugar Tits' movies on YOUR buck!! His PR people did a super job of hiding the real sMel.
My god, what some women will do for money.
Can you imagine doing sexy time with Mel, the old drunken racist?!
So I heard Mel Gibson is going to be the new spokesperson for Summer's Eve.
Ooo Timothy Dalton is a hot piece (although I haven't seen him since Hot Fuzz, hopefully he didn't get all old like Mel).
Remember back in the day when Asian woman (no offense to Asian women on here) would get married to old white American dudes and that was like the in thing to do, go to China or Taiwan or wherever and get a wife, I'm getting that vibe from Russian's now a days. It seems like old men left and right are leaving their wives for Russian chicks. It's weird.
she's Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle
what does she compose exactly? shopping lists?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
She is UGLY as OCTOPUSSY and Mel is a bigot.
Oh yeah, and the "Wolverine: Origins" movie....please Christ don't let that mean that there will be infinite sequels...."CYCLOPS: THE BEGGING", "JEAN GREY: HOW IT ALL STARTED". I will fucking kill myself. The ads of Roid JAckman bursting out of the tank of water have been making me ill for months.
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Sugar Tits records? Did I read that right? Was that a joke?
A "Born Again Christian" would name his record label that? Hypocrisy.
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Eh. He'll be prowling again whenever he decides to take another movie role. He was a drunken horndog all around Modesto when they were shooting "Maverick," feeling up women, trying to take home waitresses, and hanging in people's car windows telling them who he was with breath that could power a whole fleet of ethanol cars.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Can God take the patron saint Mel to Heaven now? His tricks are getting old.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:52am.
She's not hot but she's got a mouth made for cocksucking...I'm sure that helps.
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LOL! Even alkies need someone to smoke on their cigars!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
She's not hot but she's got a mouth made for cocksucking...I'm sure that helps.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:46am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:43am.
*ROFL* This is terrible, but I never found his wife to be good-looking. I dunno. He could've had ME instead! Does he know what he missed out on? *I'm going to hell.*
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I agree, Robyn was never what I would call a looker. She had him at his prime too.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:43am.
*ROFL* This is terrible, but I never found his wife to be good-looking. I dunno. He could've had ME instead! Does he know what he missed out on? *I'm going to hell.*
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Fuzzy- And to Mel's credit, he obviously doesn't go for looks when choosing a woman,! LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:38am.
I KNOWWW!! The bitches on here totally summed it up: she looks like fucking Pete Burns.
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this is the best vagine mel could come up with?
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you see me, bitch....
Hey Fuzzy, I am here!
I have no propblem admitting that I would do Mel in a heart beat.
All his bad qualities aside, he was the hotness and I cannot forget that.
I have done worse than him, so Mel would be a treat!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
OMFG she looks so Pete Burns Venezuelan Plastic Surgery Trannifyfied!!!
DAMN! I'm much prettier than this hooker. So fucking mad right now! Just wait til I get my hands on him and then I'LL be the one appearing on this gossip blog! You bitches will be so JELLY! It's always been my dream... Well, my real dream is to bone Mel Gibson, but debuting on Dlisted.com is a close second! *ROFL*
Devilgirl needs to get on here quick and see this shit.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
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!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Mel is like the creepy uncle that everyone avoids at family functions because they all know that after a few warm Molsons he'll be trying to get you to sit on his lap. Who could support that!?
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If the National Enquirer isn't lie-telling, I'd say these 2 hypocrites deserve each other. May they have a long & miserable life together!
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
@Sensimina: O! LOL!
I didn't get it. You know - even OJ got supporters these days! I thought, maybe, you were sticking up for Mel...
But yeah - who the hell knows why people make their stoopit decisions?
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What a fucking hypocrite! Passion of the Christ my ass. Why are all the blowhard religious nuts always the biggest douchebags. Gotta love human nature.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
lol! A supporter of what? I mean this ho is dating Mel even though he went on a public tirade against her religion!
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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 10:59am.
National Enquirer says Oksana is Jewish. Chew on that one.
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Why? Is there a prize inside...? Or more seriously: Are you a supporter...? Just curious - not judging.
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National Enquirer says Oksana is Jewish. Chew on that one.
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Some channel last night was airing Passion of the Christ. Talk about anticlimactic. Anyway two things, Monica Bellucci should never hide those amazing chi chi's under anything. The guy who played John was HOT.
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No-one can give me the air that's mine to breathe.
There is no gold digger like a Russian gold digger.
I hope she loves anti-Semites a-plenty, because that's what she's gettin'
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Christ-what a vindictive arsehole he is-his freakin wife spawned 6 kids with him-doesnt she deserve some respect??
Hes been single for 3 years has he-and he wants to have some fun?!-this publicist should choke on their own fawning bullshit vomit they spew!
The good thing is that those Russian ho's are cold and conniving-she should beable to take whats left of his money after his wifes lawyers have finished with him (and shes definitly deserves 50% for putting up with his anti semetic drunken arse for all those years...)
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Hmmmm, what does the bible say about divorce?
Malachi 2:16a: “I hate divorce, says the Lord God of Israel.”
And the suggested punishment?
Leviticus 20:10 (NKJV) 'The man who commits adultery with another man's wife, he who commits adultery with his neighbor's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress, shall surely be put to death.
She looks like a young Cher.