Tuesday, April 28th 2009
PRAYER CIRCLE FOR CHICKEN CUTLETS!!!!!!!!!
This is the status note international supermodel and Hot Babe of the Millenium, Phoebe Price, just left on her Facebook. There's no time to cry! Pray that not one cutlet was harmed on PP or Mama Cutlet's beautiful faces. Not one.
Drop whatever dick you're sucking, run to the freezer, get out all your chicken cutlets and carefully place them around your Phoebe Price shrine. If you don't already have a PP shrine, slap yourself and then create one fast. All together now! Light all the candles, hold two cutlets and pray, pose, pray, pose, pray, pose, pose, pray....
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She'll be parading up and down Robertson in a neck brace by tomorrow.
LOL!
At least her face was not cut...thank god she can still model.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The latest report posits that she swerved suddenly to avoid hitting a black cat totting a plate of past
HOLY SHIT, TITS!! I snarfed my drink up my nose after reading that!! You a funny lady... :)
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
I guess Pheobe will be dragging her Buick to Pimp My Ride.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by yaomingdu11 on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 10:24pm.
I met Rich, he's one broke-ass motherfucker.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I found a great site _______M e e t R i c h . C O M_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
By next week, she'll be showing off her pictorial in BodyShop magazine.
Dating with rich people,find my love.My dream have been trun on the hottest dating place...Millionairechats.com...where you have the opportunity to make friends and chat with a millionaire or hot girl ,supermodels and so on.First i can't believe,then i sign up there.I found celebrities' profile with hot photos and newest blogs there. you can know more about them. By the way I really got many friends including celebrities.it's so exciting.I want to share with you.
I'm picturing beautiful foam neck braces with rhinestones and feathers.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:17pm.
I plan to drink muchly once I get home.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 7:48pm.
I'm just happy you guys care.
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We DO care. Now you drive safe on your way home. hehehe..
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Rakasta minua hiukan
the Lord is my cutlet, i shall not give a shit
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 7:50pm.
Of course her Mom was hurt--- '74 Dodge Darts don't have rear seat airbags.
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oh snap!
heh heh
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
@Sheeps:
Aw! I'm happy you care too:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 7:48pm.
I'm just happy you guys care.
Of course her Mom was hurt--- '74 Dodge Darts don't have rear seat airbags.
@Sheeps: What- EVER!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Angel and Joe: OK, you analysts. Casually, as on FB, most Amerkins would say "good." "Doing" is being used in the sense of "feeling."
(Footnote: You can grammatically do good, if, say, you're a philanthropist or volunteer.)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 6:56pm.
"Her Mom is doing good"?...* Joe Shmoe gritting teeth*: it's "doing WELL", not "doing GOOD"
Sorry, over my anal moment.
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Ha! Just in time for mine! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Not for nuthin but ...there are no more letters in the word "good" than there are in the word "well".
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
I pray she has her license taken away!
"pray*pose*pray*pose" LMAO
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"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." - Woody Allen
"Her Mom is doing good"?...* Joe Shmoe gritting teeth*: it's "doing WELL", not "doing GOOD"
Sorry, over my anal moment.
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Rakasta minua hiukan
TMZ paints a more mild picture. I did 2 web searches today, and this is all I found:
A rep for Phoebe said when the fame-seeker was making a right turn out of a shopping center on Olympic Blvd, she was rear-ended -- totaling her car.
We're also told Phoebe and her mother -- who was riding with her at the time -- were both taken to the hospital for minor injuries and then released a few hours later.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 5:06pm.
Pictures of Phoebe posing on the dented car in... 3... 2 ....1...
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Dented car as Hot Slut of the Day in... 3... 2 ....1...
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
The latest report posits that she swerved suddenly to avoid hitting a black cat totting a plate of pasta.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Pictures of Phoebe posing on the dented car in... 3... 2 ....1...
Ahhaha Hekki and JoMama!
Exactly. I read that and thought this post was some sort of joke. I mean, if you are taking the time to post a flattering, self-promoting, press release essentially on your Facebook page for the public to read... then the ONLY person you're thinking of is yourself! I mean, please. Phoebe must have gone to the Angelina Jolie school of "selflessness".
Submitted by JoMama: "If you have to say "I didn't think of myself" on your FB page, then you did, in fact, think of yourself."
Eggzackly! That really bugged me.
I have a friend who so desperately wants to portray herself a certain way that she actually verbalizes it ad nauseum. If you ARE it, people will notice. If you have to tell people, it misses the point.
where are the pictures of the crash??
Totaled they say? Why not us dListers take up a collection to replace her car? What did she drive? A 1994 Honda Accord?
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:52pm.
Off topic, but does anyone have an Etsy shop? What do you think of it?
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This is not OF TOPIC TIME...this is prayer circle time....why don't you just knock on the Vatican door and ask the Pope?....we need to preserve our National treasure...not exchange recipes!!!
...don't let me get good cop bad cop on you!!!
PHOEBE!! WE ARE HERE FOR YOU!!!!
Submitted by Sluttsville
I was referring to when they head to the beach not when they are going to work...lol.
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Hey, I was fine in just the speedo and the cowboy boots. The fur was my boss's idea. He said it made us look all sophisticated and high class.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
Awwwww....sending good good good God vibrations to Chicken Cutlet and her mom..... God, it's me...ME....You know me...I have been nice...said almost nice things to well some people....but I am not here for me.....Please keep Chicken cutlets strong...we LlllaaaaahKkk her alot....and for her mom who is also sad...forgive Sugeroo...he knows not what he says...and WTF....I know there is goodness in their heart...well that place that's melty where their heart used to be....well there must be goodness, I smell caramel and I like caramel. Thanks for that..and I love You! You ROCK!!! amen
What? Did she crash her '89 Hyundai?
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
I am sad, I tried to send PP a message from the link on her website and I got this error message:
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xx.xx.xx.xx does not like recipient.
Remote host said: 550 No Such User Here
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:56pm.
Speaking of chicken, Sandbitch, you need to buy another bucket of KFC so we can have another round of triva.
=We only played two rounds, so we still have two rounds still to play! I still have ze bucket - the dog licked it clean :) You guys cracked me up with your answers, srsly.
Q: What is the highest peak in Australia?
A: Nicole Kidman's forehead.
CRAAAAAACK
Poor Feebs. I wonder if she was mowing down that harrassing bum before hitting the post?
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:57pm.
Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it. I'm also covered from head to toe in vaseline. I don't really know why. It just feels sexy.
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I was referring to when they head to the beach not when they are going to work...lol.
Can I be your friend on Facebook, MK? How do I "friend" you? Ooh, that sounds so dirty!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Don't listen to the haters, Phoebe!
You ARE DListed's very own "National Treasure"!
Get Well Soon!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
does it make me a bad circle prayer for eating a chicken sandwich while reading this post?
i raise my sandwich to you phoebe, get well soon.
the song in Phoebe's site is by KC & the Sunshine Band not Kool & The Gang...at least that was what played when I entered...not sure if tracks change, but the shot of chicken cutlegs imitating Marilyn Monroe and showing her chicken legs is priceless...although is more like Kelly LeBrook since she is wearing red and not white. HA!
"Chupa my culo" - slutty pig bottom
If you have to say "I didn't think of myself" on your FB page, then you did, in fact, think of yourself.
It should say, "No chickens were harmed in this car crash"
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 04/28/2009 -
I'm sure there are several dlisters who wear fur coats and boots with their swimsuits.
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Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it. I'm also covered from head to toe in vaseline. I don't really know why. It just feels sexy.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
Speaking of chicken, Sandbitch, you need to buy another bucket of KFC so we can have another round of triva.
I will broil some chicken cutlegs in honor of Phoebe tonight.
"Vamos a singar" - Toothless Dominican Prostitute
Should we light a regular candle or one of those lotion candles PP hocs?
Off topic, but does anyone have an Etsy shop? What do you think of it?
Casey Aldride did well. But not well enough.....
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:49pm.
===Looks more like a diaper! And I can see the moose knuckle.
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Sandbitch, I was trying to be nice. I'm sure there are several dlisters who wear fur coats and boots with their swimsuits.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:45pm.
I love the picture of her in what looks like a rabbit fur jacket (sorry, Clarisse), bikini bottom, and boots.
===Looks more like a diaper! And I can see the moose knuckle.
http://www.phoebeprice.com/photo_zoom.php?pic_num=ph_pic_002.jpg