Tuesday, April 28th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Worm Cat
First there was Maru, the pussy boxer, and now here's WORM CAT! Worm Cat isn't nearly as much of a showboater as Maru, but she still has skills. The owners say that Worm Cat shimmies into the sleeves of their clothes all on her own! She sort of looks like an uncut peen with a pussy face.
Maybe Worm Cat is a huge fan of Yentl and is trying to recreate the poster? Sign her ass up for the remake!
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Worm Cat is cool but have you met Wiggle Worm Pug?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNEJhtJeq4o
http://mychinesepug.blogspot.com
Maybe that cat is cold; at any rate, it's adorable
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 10:52pm.
@ESE:
DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!
Peace out, brotha:)
(I wish you'd come to MySpace....)
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(so do I....)
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@ESE:
DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!
Peace out, brotha:)
(I wish you'd come to MySpace....)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
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"Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly shit, silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mum's gonna fix it all soon.
Mum's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands,
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mum please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it come down.
Come down.
Suck it down.
Flush it down."
i'll leave ya with that, folks(what?!?! it's an open post)... night, night
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:58pm.
Got my email aady, right? I'm a real life pain.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:54pm.
gimme the address... i'll light the fuse... is there a dlister support group for, ya know, real life pains?... 'cause i'm about done
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:50pm.
open post, right??...
i want to bomb the world..
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Okay. Start at my boss' house. Then go to the right.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
open post, right??...
i want to bomb the world..
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 7:50pm.
@Deb: They're $1070 in MONGreyAL.
Unbelievable! I would love to be at the shows, (for free and just long enough to see all the empty seats).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
worm cat is clever :D
my kittehs: 1 would talk the other one into crawling in and then laugh at her.
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@Deb: They're $1070 in MONGreyAL.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Shitney's in Chicago tonight and tomorrow night. There are many tickets still available for both shows. There's actually $742 tickets for "Fan Club" seating. How fucking stupid, (and loaded), must anyone who bought them must be?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I don't think it's bad to have an informal party to celebrate the new one on its way chefcammi. It doesn't sound as if you're 'digging' for gifts or anything like that. It sounds like a fun afternoon. You shouldn't cancel b/c your mom made a shitty comment. Family has a way of saying something and it's twice as bad if someone else said it. If you are concerned about the present thing, consider: People who want to get you something, will get you something whether or not you're spitting em out ala Octomom, or if its number one. Those who don't, won't. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
that is so cute i have to bite something!
What fresh hell is this?
I love how cats have this fuck off face and then end up playing with the dangly object anyway....
kitteh cuteness!
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
Uvula... maybe you can blame it on the boogie? And I wouldn't mind if it was a bit cooler here, I am stewing in my own juice. Or sweating like a whore in church, take your pick. :P
I never had a baby shower. Kind of just did everything by myself. No, I will take that back, I did not have a baby shower, but my mom loves spoiling my daughter.
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IG- Nope... 50 degrees. Fuckin' Wisconsin, man.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
The warm weather has disappeared here. Overcast and chilly.
BOO HOO!
Uvula, is it hot where you are today? Because that behavior sounds exactly like what I did this morning. :)
M.E.- thanks for that, I was kind of waiting to have my ass handed to me. I feel the same way.
Can I just say WTFFFFFFFF is up with my kids today????? #1 is being a total shit and #2 has thrown himself on the ground every single time he's been asked to do something today.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Uvula - I tend to agree about babyshowers. Big bash for baby #1, register for all the big shit you need and want, invite 943870248720 people.
Baby #2 and beyond, have a little party with family and close friends to celebrate new addition, catch up and have fun, but only expect diapers, burp cloths, onsies and prank shit as gifts. If you are on baby #2, you already have a basinet, a crib, a high chair, an infant car seat, clothes (even if you are having a child of a different sex). Each additional crotch fruit doesn't warrant an extravogant party with posh gifts. IMO!
Happy Birthday, Katt!!
chefcammi- And now that I'm done being totally opinionated and unfeeling... I'm sorry you're feeling so bummed about your family and friends. Send your 2.5 year old my way- my almost 3 year old could use a taste of his own medicine!
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Whoa, Chefcammi! Your mom sounds like a gem. I'm sorry and I hope your day gets better.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
chefcammi- I'm the minority, I think people throwing their own showers and having a shower for each baby is... bah, I can't think of a word. I'm just old fashioned with manners and etiquette for the most part and this new thing of people doing it for themselves and for every kid isn't traditional and it's a turn off to me.
People can say till they're blue in the face that showers celebrate the child but that's a crock and everybody who has to buy a gift knows it.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
My mom said to me "Arent you embarrased to be throwing your own shower and then asing for gifts?"
One, it was more my husband EDITED TO ADD: and a "gf" of mine who wanted to throw it, with me having NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, two- I provided a link to our registry b/c we DO have a lot of stuff but have donated a lot to charity too.... she really made me feel like shit. I canceled the event. Most of the people invited were from my side and my mom wastn going to be able to make it and I had a feeling they wouldnt come if she wasnt there (who'd gossip, you know?) so I said fuck it.
That on top on my 2.5 yo coming into his own, throwing tantrums and having spaghetti legs all day... I'm 35 weeks pregnant with a baby that's already 7lbs- I cant lift wriggly dead weight.. and mother nature has the thermostat set to HELL on the East COast...
I am SOOO not happy right now...feeling really used by friends, unimportant to family and really really sad.
sorry for the woe-is-me rant.. i cant tell my hubby what my mom said b/c he'll FLIP THE FUCK OUT.
on a lighter topic, the swine flu is a government cover up for a zombie outbreak.. it's true- I read it in the Zombie Survival Guide!
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Please Help...
http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RFLFY09SA?px=9335589&pg=p...
Thank You.
Happy Birthday to me! Today I am 22.
Worm Cat is the shit, so funny.
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@ hysteria- They are hardly any physical pain, and the people who staff are usually very kind. The emotional upheaval is the worst aspect, but that can be dealt with when looking at things in the right perspective and being sure about your choice, only you know whats best for you. I went with a friend as well and the only problem that she had was that the sedation made her queasy.
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Yes, big tits, a blessing when you are a horney teen, a curse when you stop your slutting.- M.E.
that kitty is so cute i wanna eat it.
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Yes, big tits, a blessing when you are a horney teen, a curse when you stop your slutting.- M.E.
KD - that is why I only wear makeup when bartending or if I have to go to meetings. LOL
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 2:55pm.
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Yep, total relief. I hear that.
I just realize my eye makeup was smudged ALL over my under-eyes. I wonder how long it was like that.
MK has now posted the PP story.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
RE: Swine flu - there are two confirmed cases here in the County I live in. A man and his daughter who just returned from a trip to Mexico to visit family.
The concern here is, we have a very high hispanic population with family members traveling back and forth to Mexico, frequently.
But as I said, so far it's only two confirmed cases.
I am not overly concerned. Yet.
Or are you talking about me eating Pumba? I don't think that is big enough news for MK to report...
Chefcammi ~ No, it is not wrong at all! A child is a blessing and should be celebrated no matter what number it is. I adore co-ed showers. To me, they are more fun!
Snowy- Straight from the horses mouth (hehheh) via facebook!
Holy hell! Swine flu again?
*slams door*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Liv- DON'T ever buy LG again! We spent $2400 on an LG fridge and the same on a washer and dryer. BOTH are less than a year old and both have had major problems.
Chefcammi: Not wrong at all! It sounds laid back and cool, not like anyone's trolling for gifts. It's for you, innit?
When're you due? Soon, right?
harikari: Here's why I am not too concerned about swine flu. Yet.
It seems that for all the people who've gotten sick, the severity and number of fatalities is extremely low. In the US. I know it's different in Mexico. There's great awareness of it (understatement!) so it will probably be slowed down in its contagion. As much as I hate to admit it, Tamiflu and Relenza seem to be effective against it. More people die from the regular old influenza than this one. The media is whipping everyone into a frenzy.
It could get more serious and I'll be happy to eat my words, but for now I'm a little annoyed at the media harping on it.
on Swine Flu topic: Every one on my office floor is walking around like a bunch of freaks with tissues up to their noses, tissues and towels to open fridge doors and work the copy machines...this one woman almost broke the damned toilet bowl handle cause she used her big ass foot to flush and was trying not to touch the stall walls with her towelled hands and ended up ramming her fucking shoe heel in the space between the flusher...she was hollering and had to be helped outta the stall...off the floor cause she was afraid to move her body any more because germs might get on her.
@Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 2:55pm.
my friend is a med asst @ an abotrion clinic and youve pretty much summed it up perfectly.
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Please Help...
http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RFLFY09SA?px=9335589&pg=p...
Thank You.
Is it wrong to have a co-ed bbq, open house baby shower for a 3rd baby (not having one for the 2nd baby but having one for the 1st 4 years prior)?
wdyt?
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Please Help...
http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RFLFY09SA?px=9335589&pg=p...
Thank You.
I'm about to endure an anal rapage from the University, because they don't seem to understand that when I am out of the office, I AM ON CALL, but they need to tell my answering service to PATCH THEM THROUGH! Instead they just don't leave a message and then get pissed because no one is here to receive their calls.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
BUT IT's MY FAULT!
*throws self out window*
@ABORTION QUESTION Tue, 04/28/2009 - 2:09pm.
Ok, I know this is random but has anyone here had an abortion? If any of you have, would you please tell me about the experience? I might have one Friday and am terrified. :/
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i had one.
i was very nervous about it, but it all went really smoothly. i didn't feel anything except alittle pinching, but even that didn't hurt.
at the clinic i went to, you had to go thru all kinds of counseling and support before the procedure to make sure you're 'of sound mind' and clear about what you're doing. 90% of all abortions are done in the first trimester, most within the first 2 months
during the procedure itself, it's a very clean (sterile) operating room environment. you get a shot of local anesthetic in your uterus (?) (which I didn't feel) and in a few moments it's all over. honestly, it was about 3 minutes. the doctor and nurses were very kind and caring.
they monitor you for awhile afterward to make sure you're ok. you'll have some bleeding for a few days, like how you feel at the beginning of your period.
to me, there was no physical pain at all and i was so relieved afterward. i felt wonderful, actually.
getting my wisdom teeth pulled was way worse
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