Tuesday, April 28th 2009

Say Something Nice

99.9999% of the meth-faced lot lizards on Cops look fresher and sexier than Pamela Anderson, so what more is there to say? The only way she would look better is if she had a giant F- from the Environmental Health Department stamped on her forehead. Oh, wait. I'm supposed to say something nice. Okay...um...

Well, Pamela's face reminds me of the time I got really boozed up at Christmas on some rancid egg nog. I ended up passing out face first in a puddle of my own vom on the bathroom floor. When I woke up a few hours later with a face covered in egg nog barf, I looked into the mirror and all I could do was laugh to keep from crying. It really was the best Christmas ever, so thanks to Pam for bringing that beautiful memory back. See, that's nice!

Here's a rotten piece of salmon at the opening of a stripper/steakhouse in NYC last night. Yup, she really showed up.

Posted by: Michael K


snowpiece's picture

gross, look at the dudes checking her own, that's about her her demographic these days
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Say something nice?....hmmm....I can't see her nipples poking out at me. That's nice.

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 11:44am.
She looks like a piece of greasy spit-out gristle wrapped in some used paper napkin that a stray dog pulled out of the trash and then rejected and left to simmer on the sidewalk.

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Could you be more specific madam s. ?
LOL !

Salem13's picture

OMG I figured out who she looks like C.C. DeVille!

http://media.photobucket.com/image/cc%20deville/queenpoisonmetallica/cc....

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 11:35am.
She looks like that one mom who gives cheap haircuts in her kitchen and would buy booze for her 12 year olds co-ed sleepover. Then say, "I'd rather they do it at home with me, then be running around on the streets."

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Green Is Good's picture

Pammy is a hypocrite. Shilling for PETA and appearing a steakhouse opening?

Hekki's picture

The white shows off her "tan".

KD's picture

Something nice: Hooray, she's wearing a bra!!! I'm so proud of her!

kanderso's picture

Pammy, you looked so pretty the other day. FIGHT THE SKEEZE! We know you can do it!

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

nope. got nuthin'.

I guess she figures that showcasing the girls will deflect from her looking like a spent hookah. Wrong.

I bet her vagina smells like a tuna sandwich left out in the Arizona sun.

That was saying something nice!

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madam s.'s picture

She looks like a piece of greasy spit-out gristle wrapped in some used paper napkin that a stray dog pulled out of the trash and then rejected and left to simmer on the sidewalk.

I sifted through the various thoughts that went through my head, and that was the nice one.

angel_i's picture

Nice muffintop.

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Snarkley's picture

So PETA Pammy is at the opening of a steakhouse? Wonderful.

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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 11:36am.

I spewed Diet Coke out with that one. Thanks. Now the inside of my nose burns.

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TheStraightMan's picture

Her top covers 60% of her boobs.

Salem13's picture

Well...atleast she wore a bra? Covered her....vagina?

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Hideous Amadeous's picture

say something nice say something nice:
she's wearing a bra....for once....and she matched her shoes with it

What fresh hell is this?

The Audrey's picture

Can't she do somthing about the sun damage on her face? It's horrible. Does she really not know how to make an appointment with a good dermatologist?

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louise_brooks's picture

She looks like that one mom who gives cheap haircuts in her kitchen and would buy booze for her 12 year olds co-ed sleepover. Then say, "I'd rather they do it at home with me, then be running around on the streets."

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so, wait- was the fresh faced pam we saw a week or so ago an IMPOSTER?!?!?!

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The Audrey's picture

Ok, here goes...

Ummm...

Double ummm...

Hmmm...

Her shoes would be nice if they were black patent leather?

That's all I have. I tried.

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christine the hoff's picture

she's looking like Donatella up here. sorry, no nice.
her outfit's two or three sizes to small and her orange kis
skin is awful.

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Fucka doodle-do.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

She looks perfect!

For a blowup doll.

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MissJaneTexas's picture

Something nice..ummm this is difficult. She looks so beat they probably didn't even mistake her for a stripper....ugh, I don't know. Why does she insist on looking like crap all the time?

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shut the smurf up's picture

I like her Shoes and they even match her Bra.

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Miss Priss's picture

I can't can't can't!
Nothing nice to say.

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leeleesbakery's picture

Pammy makes me wanna throw up...

kdracofan's picture

I tried. I can't.