Say Something Nice
99.9999% of the meth-faced lot lizards on Cops look fresher and sexier than Pamela Anderson, so what more is there to say? The only way she would look better is if she had a giant F- from the Environmental Health Department stamped on her forehead. Oh, wait. I'm supposed to say something nice. Okay...um...
Well, Pamela's face reminds me of the time I got really boozed up at Christmas on some rancid egg nog. I ended up passing out face first in a puddle of my own vom on the bathroom floor. When I woke up a few hours later with a face covered in egg nog barf, I looked into the mirror and all I could do was laugh to keep from crying. It really was the best Christmas ever, so thanks to Pam for bringing that beautiful memory back. See, that's nice!
Here's a rotten piece of salmon at the opening of a stripper/steakhouse in NYC last night. Yup, she really showed up.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:09pm.
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LOL @ "put on a dress you...."
BWAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Deb!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Call me crazy but despite the poor choice in clothing, she looks better in the face because she's laid off the permanent marker (ultra thick sharpie) eye shadow. If she dressed more age appropriate and toned the hair down, she'd look pretty effin good.
Just sayin..(that was saying something nice)
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
It's nice that Pam could re-use her outfit for one of her weddings to Kid Rock.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:09pm.
Offtopic: *Sigh*...that picture is the hotness. You ladies and your Rpattz avatars are killing me.
Ontopic: I already said something nice and it almost killed me. She needs to go away.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
yuck - and that's about as nice as I can get.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
When you're 40+ years old, it is time to give up the short shorts and mini skirts. Actually, when you are 30+, it is time, but this is Pam we are talking about, baby steps.
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We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy, I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you
Thay thomething nithe: I'm glad that I'm not her.
I lotht the crown on my front tooth latht night tho I'm typing with a lithp until I get it rethemented thith afternoon. :0
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Something nice: I really liked Van Halen when I was little. That is David Lee Roth, right?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
she's um, wearing a bra.
That's nice...and shocking.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:06pm.
Better question, what straight red-blooded man would ever refuse a lap dance (provided said dancer was attractive)?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
That's what she wore to an event? Pretty fucking casual, isn't it? I'd call that dressy for a picnic, and that's about it.
Put on a dress, you whore!
Snowy!
It's RPattz! ISMU finally brought me over to the dark side!!!
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"More Than A Game"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-kX2jwHS0
it's nice that pammy's overbleached hair is covering her hep face in the main picture...do i get a gold star for being kind?
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you see me, bitch....
Submitted by T*TS on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:04pm.
Her arms look great. I wish mine were even half as toned.
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Swimming will do that! Freestyle, 50 laps (100 lengths) in a 25 meter pool. I know it's a lot, but it works. Plus it makes nice clavicles, too.
Something nice!!!
There..I said it.
Happy MK?
I did not contract Hep C from viewing these photos. That's as nice as I can get.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
What drunken idiot would order a meal in a strip joint? Or a lapdance in a steak joint?
Her roots remind me that I have some yardwork I want to do as a surprise for my husband. That's nice, right?
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 11:58am.
She's not my mother?
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ROFL.
Her arms look great. I wish mine were even half as toned.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
When I see her...I want to stab a steak.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
She's a "doll"
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"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
-Anonymous
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:01pm.
Her face would make a nice leather bag for Coach.
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Erm....I don't think it would meet Coach's standards. Buttery-soft, you know...
What the fuck happened to her new, better face? Holy fucking caveman head.
LOL Clarry, who is seducing me from your avie today!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
To be honest, I really like that top. That whole outfit would be cute with sandals on a young girl that actually fits into it on the beach. See now - that was REALLY nice!:)
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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She parted her hair in a way that only showcases her....uh...good...side? Yeah. That's the ticket.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
She's a crazy skank but I'd still motorboat her boobies.
don't judge me people.
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Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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~Zoe
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She's wearing underwear!
She's wearing white!
She's really orange!
These are all good things!
She looks a little better than Courtney Love. (Not much)
It's sad watching a washed up, has-been whore try to stay young and relevant. Old whores all look like her---ridden hard and put away wet too many times and all the partying. Her face would make a nice leather bag for Coach.
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Using less of the black eye paint is an improvement, but she needs to loose it all together.
Points for NOT having camel toe in those amazingly tootight shorts.
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 11:57am.
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Gosh. Even my swimsuit and towel took better than that after swimming laps and leaving them in the backseat of the car overnight. Probably smell better, too.
Why do we have to try to say something nice when it's just easier to tell the truth??
Uhm......
Well........
*leaves thread*
Poor Pam. Fought the "Should I tuck my shirt in, or leave it out" battle and lost...
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"More Than A Game"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-kX2jwHS0
she's wearing a bra!
Submitted by harikaributterknife on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 11:55am.
Thank you!
She's not my mother?
Mike Tyson's got nuthin' on Spammy!
She looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet? Is that nice?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 11:35am.
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That was brilliant!
Look kids, the tuna boat just pulled into harbor!!
She looks like Vince Neil.
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That's a nice camel toe she is sporting.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I have something nice to say.....it's not often someone has such a firm grip on the concept of irony....
You know, being an animal activist while wearing all that leather skin and all.
Say something nice....hmmm...her teeth look clean.
Something Nice....
Her tampon string isn't hanging out. That's all I got.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She's still beautiful and it's good to see the 'Rack' is still holding up ... (personally it doesn't do anything for me)
This is the hardest "Say Something Nice" ever!
Let's see, the printing company that made the background with the advertising on it did a good job.
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle