Tuesday, April 28th 2009

Say Something Nice

99.9999% of the meth-faced lot lizards on Cops look fresher and sexier than Pamela Anderson, so what more is there to say? The only way she would look better is if she had a giant F- from the Environmental Health Department stamped on her forehead. Oh, wait. I'm supposed to say something nice. Okay...um...

Well, Pamela's face reminds me of the time I got really boozed up at Christmas on some rancid egg nog. I ended up passing out face first in a puddle of my own vom on the bathroom floor. When I woke up a few hours later with a face covered in egg nog barf, I looked into the mirror and all I could do was laugh to keep from crying. It really was the best Christmas ever, so thanks to Pam for bringing that beautiful memory back. See, that's nice!

Here's a rotten piece of salmon at the opening of a stripper/steakhouse in NYC last night. Yup, she really showed up.

Posted by: Michael K


gia's picture

She is wearing the clothes of a 4 year old! None of it fits...Well, the bright white outfit, accentuates the spots & blotches in her sun damaged skin quite nicely.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Something nice? Her shoes are ok.

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Mittmah's picture

Her legs look great.

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now something nice ... ummm ... no fuck that i dont come on this blog to say something nice!

Submitted by anonymouse_9 on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 11:41pm.

Pam's got the long-term side-effects of veganism. Vegans never really look healthy.

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crap she has the long tern side effects of sun exposure and alcohol

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Pam's got the long-term side-effects of veganism. Vegans never really look healthy.

She was nutso on her reality series about eating vegan - forced her boys to eat vegan too (though who knows if Tommy Lee let 'em have a hamburger now and then)......

Sexecution's picture

"say something nice"

NO!

Dj Tenn.'s picture

Ugh...
pammy...
WHY?
whats next? ribbon cutting ceremonies @ groceries stores ?

"something nice" there I said it...

Homegirl is looking USED and OWNED...

please... think of the children..

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the only difference between PA and a pig is that a pig doesn't wear lipstick.

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She won't take any income away from the dancers?

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It can't be done. She is a trashy, no talent skank. An embarrassment to her kids.

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Pam's cock-beat pussy knows it is not supposed to be surrounded by pristine white, which is why it appears to be struggling to flee that space between her tainted taint!

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Say somtheing nice. Okay, she's four days older than me.

fulgora77's picture

What happened to that new face she was sporting a couple weeks ago?!!

blaaaake's picture

something nice....uh...at least her tan is somewhat even??

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 2:52pm

YES, that is him! It's from his movie How to Be...

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Nice? I'll try.

At least she's not wearing a leotard, 2 sizes too small, with her meat curtains hanging out.

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She makes me puke. Disgusting old whore.

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Miss Jane: opps I forgot to post the link, LOL here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE0YYpGgFpI&feature=related

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Something nice...Pam makes me forget about contracting the swine flu and focus on the diseases that her crotch is sending to my computer.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 1:49pm.

where? what pic?! yeah, i think the hair in that video is from the little ashes movie. god, i think i need a life :)

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is this him here with the long hair and the guitar? he looks kinda hot there, if it is, I'll admit but I am not feeling the 'fro in that Wiskey video!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 1:10pm.

Yes, I agree Snowpiece drink the kool-aid. This is a video of Rob singing at Whiskey a go-go one night pre-twilight fame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOun3Bgpr8

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westward ho's picture

um ... there aren't any stains (yet) on her ... tennis outfit?

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but, then again, what do i know?

MorningDew's picture

Say something nice? At least she's not wearing tons of make-up anymore. I think it's time for Pam to reinvent herself. A new hairstyle, color, clothes and maybe try not to show the boops around so much anymore. She has children and though I'm not against looking sexy, this is trashy. She needs to stop.

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something nice
she is actually helping PETA by showing up looking like that and making people nauseous and not eat meat

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Say something nice???

Okay.

Something nice. *LOL*
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Josh Woodward's picture

All that and she can suck the chrome off a bumper.

Dallas's picture

Waste of sperm!

That is as nice as I can possibly be towards this skank.

Clarisse's picture

Snowpiece,
I too was a non believer. I refused to fall prey to the RPatt house of worship. Drink the kool-aid. It’s very refreshing.

Bwhwhahahah!!!

You have to hear him sing! It’s sort of John Hiatt/Tim Buckley/Amos Lee’ish.

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She needs to stay out of the sun if she wants to keep prancing around like she is still 25.

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She has softened her makeup. That is good. She is wearing underwear. That is good. She is wearing shorts, not panties as outerwear. (Thinking of her meth couture outfit that was just panties and a huge ugly t-shirt). Her shoes are wonderful. That is good. I think she is taking baby steps for when she turns 50.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:59pm.
Clarisse !!!! I hate you, LOL you made me call RPatz hot! I don't think he's hot at all! LOL you tricked me! hahahhaah
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Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

*cough*

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OXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is NO WAY IN THIS WORLD YOU HAVE A 19 year old kid!!!!!!! I have seen your picture, I refuse to believe it!

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Clarisse !!!! I hate you, LOL you made me call RPatz hot! I don't think he's hot at all! LOL you tricked me! hahahhaah
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I just wana take her, put her in a room til her eyebrows grow out, take off ALL her makeup, dye her hair brown, give her shorter hair (about shoulder length) and bangs, some neutral makeup, and a nice, knee length dress with some (low) heels and a classy purse, maybe Chanel or something to that effect. It's not like she can't afford it.

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The thing I hate about her the most is that she just doesn't even fucking TRY to look decent. Uncombed hair, haggard face, highly-inappropriate outfit, she just doesn't give a shit.

SKANK!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:42pm.
Dude. MK said say something nice, not to blow sunshine and puppies up this broad's beef jerky of an ass...
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ISMU,
Winks and air kisses right back!! I pirat...I mean bought legally a copy of "Stray Dog" for the ITouch!

MissJaneTexas,
I'm a late bloomer!

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Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:39pm.
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Dude. MK said say something nice, not to blow sunshine and puppies up this broad's beef jerky of an ass...

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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.

Jewslim's picture

Girl is looking like a sun bleached alcoholic beach hobo, that smells like piss,corn dogs,newport lights and old english 800
I can soo see her passed out in the sand under the board walk

Oxygen's picture

Pam still has a rockin body and when she's all put together, she looks hot...her glowing skin makes me hot...really it's making me sweat as if I'm too close to the sun . Those shoes and bag (and the short set) are hot too...my 19 y.o. wore something like that to a concert last summer. I love her tattoo on her arm and the fact that she's not covered in them....that'd make her look like a dirty old skanktard. I love the color of eyes in thumbnail 2...cuz sometimes they're a soft cornflowery-ish blue...like that old lady in the Titanic. I love the fact that for the most part her shirt is tucked in. And that hair...well let's just say, I love that just got out of bed head look...messy but not tangly...it's sort of like the hair on my old afghan hound dog (R.I.P. Smokey)

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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:34pm.

Her poor children. For anyone to even remotely think that pic was a good idea & not trash to the nth degree is appalling!
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Cheers, DQ!
http://www.hogwild.net/cartoon/pamela.anderson-kid.rock-wedding-picture....

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AzoolaHoola's picture

My something nice to say is that her SHOES rock! I want a pair like that!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Clarry- And you are soooooo welcome... *wink*

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She looks good for a 60 year old

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Something nice...well... Ummm...you have a small camel toe Pam!

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Something nice: Her sons will only be attracted to intelligent women and ignore sluts.

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