Sad Little Baby Jesus
Madonna is really trying to make her child happen in the fashion world. Before his pimp and savior came along, Baby Jesus was just another purdy face in a sea of models. But now that he's Vadge's main culo tickler, the work has been pouring in and not everyone's has smile faces about it.
Last week, Baby Jesus walked the Jeffrey Fashion Cares show in NYC and the other models crucified him with their words! A source told Gatecrasher, “None of the other models would talk to Jesus or even look at him. They were gossiping like catty girls about how they couldn’t wait for his career to fizzle out.” His career?! What about his peen fizzling? It probably looks like a dehydrated green bean now.
The catty models and I can laugh all we want, but Baby Jesus is still getting work, dehydrated peen and all. He's about to shoot a campaign for Dolce & Gabbana. And Marc Jacobs even wrote a letter to the US Visa people telling him that Baby Jesus needs to stay in the country to work, because he's important to the fashion industry. I just rolled my eyes so hard that my contact popped out! Baby Jesus is no Sue Ellen Crandell.
If I were Baby Jesus, I'd quit this modeling thing and focus on getting knocked up! Hey, Vadge probably produces man sperm, so it's not totally out of the question. Baby Jesus needs to get pregnant to secure his future! And if he can give birth to an African orphan, even better.
Here's Baby Jesus' adopted memaw taking her new face out for a walk in NYC last night.
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He is really not that hot..he will fizzle soon.
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he does nothing for me at all gimme richard armitage (uk actor not us politician pleasee ...) anyday
You guys better stop talking shit about Baby Jesus, give that bitch her baby and apologize. If she gets those Terminator hands around your throat, it's a done deal.
AWWWW, just look at her pictures! She must know how angelic and, well, madonna-like she looks with her eyes gently closed. What a heaven-sent treat.
I don't care what you dress her in, that is still a half-century woman he's fucking and kissing ass to. Nasty pair, for real.
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Madonna looks hot!
Why did she make him do that to his hair?
She makes every Latino she dates look like, Carlos Leon.
She's such a sad a old cunt.
He is so goddamn sexy. Those eyes! Those are "fuck me" eyes if I've ever seen any. We wouldn't even have to talk, he could just sit there and look pretty.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
She looks oooooooolllllddd and uuuussseed and uuuuugLY and tired and, and, and like SHIT, especially that nasty-ass hair that the rats sucked on last night. Ick.
Jesus is laughing all the way to the bank. Madonna will dump him the moment she's over him. For the next coming years he will have his bills payed because he was Madonna's toyboy...Tony Ward anyone???
As if Vadge is the first celebrity to buy peen.
paging Jennifer Aniston!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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there's something to be said for WEARING GLOVES, madge! either that or hang a sweater over them. old woman's claws and that plasticized face just don't go together.
I think he looks good, and an upgrade from A-Roid.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
So Madonna is pimping her son out to the fashion world. What a huge shock. He is not screwing granny for free.
Marc Jacobs just wants to get into his pants. Madonna is the pimp in this situation.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I don't care what any of you say, that man is gorgeous and if I was a male model I'd be jealous, too. Milk that Madonna press.
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has anyone seen the other dolce and gabbana models?! Jesus is the the ugly duckling among the bunch.they know his ass is here because of Madonna.
Vadge needs to suck out some of the excess crap from her cheeks and inject it into the back of those claws.
I'm sorry, her face looks busted, like she's on high doses of steroids or something.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Vadge is great!
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
He's not good looking enough to be a top model (ugh Tyra). I can go to South America and find plenty of guys way better looking than him (and I'm not into South American men). There's something wierd (and not in a good way) going on with his face. It's just not attractive. Maybe he has a slamming body, but that's not enough. James Penfold he is not.
if I was Madonna and could ensnare any male model in my roided up vadge I would take Jonathan from Make Me a Supermodel, not this inbred long lost Gotti bro (LOL cword)
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Why is he giving off an idiot pie fucker vibe in that picture?
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
This story is bullshite!
Catty models!?!? Come oooooooon!
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Who the eff cares what male models say. Totally agree no one knows there names, and could care less. Im sure they were jealous.
His eyes are small and too close together lending him an inbred appearance.
Male models are catty anyway b/c they make less than the female models and no one knows their names/pays as much attention to them.
He is hot! But I bet you he cannot count past 60.
He is gay, gay, gay.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
bleh. he has gay face too.
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Fucka doodle-do.
madonna is fucking scary looking. i don't understand "pop stars" who refuse to retire and pretend to refuse to age. get a life, madonna, a *real* life.
I don’t think I’ll ever stop believing that he’s the (missing) 4th Gotti brother.
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Those queens are just jealous that they had to actually work for their careers.
Madonna looks like a dumpy school marm no matter what she wears...odd since her physique is like a bodybuilder's.
Jesus definitely isn't that hot as male models go. He does have some balls to be working on Vadge's sashimi though. Her giant killer clam won't stop until it's devoured its prey.
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Her veiny man-hands frighten me.
Also, when MK said Marc Jacobs contacted the Visa people, I was all, "Why would he get in touch with a credit card company?!?" Durrrr!!!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
It's "Pretty Jesus" the movie.
Madonna news always makes me sleepy
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Yes, big tits, a blessing when you are a horney teen, a curse when you stop your slutting.- M.E.
I'm sorry, I don't see the attraction here.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
What designer is going to say No to the son of God?
nice of him to model in the buffet so she can decide if she wants to keep him or trade him. (contact-careful eye roll)
As muscular & as toned as she is, she never looks that fabulous in clothes. She always looks too squat or something. Its not very appealing.
Male models must be so evil backstage. I am sure their bitchy catty attitudes go above & beyond female models.
Maybe Baby Jesus and Katebot can do a shoot together. They both have that life sucked out of them look happening.
If Vadge and Tom Crazy mated, I wonder what the spawn would look like?
*It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.*
~Bill Hicks~
You know what happens to those that betray Jesus.
'I just rolled my eyes so hard that my contact popped out!'- MK
i don't blame ya! *picking up contacts from the floor*
Not impressed
My thoughts exactly.
Vadgessuccubus
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GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
She's definitely sucking the hot out of him.
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