CHERYL BURKE Is At It Again
Last night on Dancing with the Irrelevant, Melissa, the bitch who has no business being there in the first place, didn't dance live due to an injury. Last week, Melissa busted her McRib which caused a hairline fracture. Cut to Vivica Fox screaming, "Bitch stole my hairline!"
Because Melissa's pussy ass wasn't able to shake it off and perform, the judges had to score her half-assed rehearsal video. Melissa must have been well enough to get her ass on Facebook, because she left this message (via UsWeekly), "I was doing alright but went to the doc before dress rehearsal for some last minute treatment and ended up having a bad reaction that's affecting my breathing. Hopefully (fingers crossed) I'll be good tomorrow. But thank you for all the love, support and votes! We need it!"
VOTES?! Melissa didn't even get her ass out there and dance. Sympathy votes should not count! Kick the trick out the door and let the real bitches play. I mean, Lil' Kim dances every week with a face so tight that it makes her knees buckle and she still manages to turn it out.
That being said, it looks like CHERYL BURKE is back to stirring her cauldron. Mop Head has been pretty quiet for a couple of weeks. Before the season started, she stuck her pins into voodoo dolls and claimed a few victims, but kept it on the down low after that. Well, she's back and going after her biggest competition! Mop Head sprinkled her black magic all over Melissa and cackled as she fell. If CHERYL BURKE wins this mess again, I will file the necessary documents to divorce this show forever. Evil Mop Head shouldn't prevail this time.
The only reason she was cast again this season was for the clip below. Skip to the 1:30 mark below. I've worn this video out like a favorite vibrator.
Gilles meant to do that. HAHAHA. That's where that trick's head belongs. On the ground, mopping up the filth! Stay down, bitch! You missed a spot.
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She's obvs too heavy for the lifts she asks her partners to perform! How many people need to be injured before the show makes changes to limit the risks? (of being her parner, anyway)
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That Jayson guy was a real turd.
So succlessful!
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Melissa is a Dallas girl and is doing an awesome job. Hopefully she will win! Lil Kim scares the shit out of me, with that busted up face. Cheryl Burke.............oh my! I wonder what her weight is? She probably is a size 2 just like Kim Kardashian. Puhleese!
Yeah, I agree her ass is way to fat to be doing all those lifts, no wonder the poor guy is stuggling. I dont think professional "dancer" at all when I see her body, she looks like she eats fast food.
too bad she didn't break a rib.
Submitted by JoMama on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 10:47am
Exactly. I always wondered why MK thought Burke was such a bitch, and last night I got the memo. Bitch should STFU up and be thankful that man is even in her hemisphere. She'd be living the lame club life in LA had she not been on this show.
Lil Kim and her partner should win, even though Kim's face totally terrifies me.
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In the clip that showed them practicing, Cheryl was a complete BITCH to Giles! I kept thinking, "MK isn't going to like this...."
Her outfit was whack, too...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 10:39am.
All her partners get injured because she incorporates too many lifts and is such a fat ass
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ITA! As soon as he said that about his shoulder, alls I could think was: Well, obviously, tryna throw all that weight around is gonna mess with you.
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All her partners get injured because she incorporates too many lifts and is such a fat ass. Seriously, most of her weight is packed in the bottom half of her body. Very awkward to lift.
hehehehe. go melissa. cheryl better not win AGAIN! wtf was carrie ann wearing on the back of her head last nite? did anyone else notice that blonde synthetic clip on? not hot.
Evil Mop Head shouldn't prevail this time.
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MK you bitch, I lurvs it!
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right yepyepyep? Cheryl is so icky.
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MK: "Stay down, bitch! You missed a spot."
This had me fucking ROLLING. He really does hate CHERYL BURKE!
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Cheryl is living proof that you do not get a hot body just by dancing
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That girl looks like a fucking chimp.
That girl looks like a fucking chimp.
That girl looks like a fucking chimp.