Monday, April 27th 2009
Bark At The Moon
Small woodland countries and birds already stay away from Mary-Kate Olsen, because she's an evil little troll who has been known to pick at them with her claws and chew on their nails. But now you can add bats to the list of creatures who aren't flying near that bitch, because she has the face of the Prince of Darkness. Seriously, MK is one chewed-off-bat-head away from becoming a tiny Ozzy Osbourne.
Here's Ozzy Olsen riding through the East Village in NYC yesterday with her boyfriend, Duckie from Pretty In Pink (aka Nate Lowman).
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she coulda been harvey pekar's girlfriend in american splendor ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by S_G on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:47pm.
Douche hipsters!
Mary-Kate and her boyfriend look like they should be on this very funny website...
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LMAO! The dude with the green beanie "mask!" Sooooo hip! hahahaha
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:48pm.
Do annos have enough strenght to ride bikes?
If they hardly ever pedal, they can make it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Do annos have enough strenght to ride bikes?
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When I first saw this, I thought it was a photo of Goldie Hawn.
Both of those chicks are lookin' rough.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
...where's a Mark David Chapman wannabe when you need one?...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
ugh, the sunglasses...John Lennon she is not!!
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Submitted by S_G on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:47pm.
Douche hipsters!
Mary-Kate and her boyfriend look like they should be on this very funny website...
http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com
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AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Thanks for the link!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:38pm.
Hahahaha! No, it wasn't me, but damn, I am sorry I missed it! Sounded like a great deal!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
MK and I are on the same wavelength because I was going to see she looks more like Ozzy than his own kids. That is scary.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:33pm.
were you the one that responded to my ad?!..
"slightly used "hookah" for sale, $10 or 11th grade history notes accepted"
i KNEW it had to be you!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:31pm.
Lol! I really ( for a change) wasn't trying to be a smartass!
I love The Tudors. It catches me up on the history I missed when I was smoking weed ditching history class in High School.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:29pm.
your smartass answer was wwaayy better... damn my lack of cable tv!!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by harikaributterknife on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:25pm.
the third wife of Henry VIII?! yeah, she's dead... oh, wait... the other one?!... no, i think she's still alive... heehee!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by harikaributterknife on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:25pm.
Off-topic...someone's saying on another forum that possibly Jane Seymour is deceased. Anyone know?
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Maybe they are talking about King Henry the viii's wife, Jane Seymour.
Last night on The Tudors, Queen Jane died after giving birth to Prince Edward. Otherwise I have heard nothing aboput the Actress Jane Seymour passing away.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Off-topic...someone's saying on another forum that possibly Jane Seymour is deceased. Anyone know?
Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by Anonymouse73
Wasn't it like 70 degrees in NY yesterday? WHAT is she wearing?
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It was 92 degrees, which makes her outfit (and decision-making skills) that much more stupid.
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Anos don't have enough body fat to keep them warm so they have to wear sweaters in the summer times...I a'member when I was just a tiger cub entering 7th grade. Us lil' whores back then didn't know shit about anorexia...Anywho, one of the girls in my homeroom class was an ano, but we didn't know that...It was like early September/late August in ATL which means 80 something degree highs (at least), but this girl always wore sweaters, and my friend called her the "winter watcher"....AHAHAHAHAHA! Us lil' whores didn't know any better....We found out later though. Her boney lil' ass was cold! :-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It was in the 90's yesterday, so hot that sitting on your on couch watching tv was enough to make you sweat if your one of the poorer folk who's air conditioners are not yet jammed into a window. So hot that getting on the subway means sitting next to some religous freak, you know the kind, the people who's religions say they can't wear deoderant, or the obese fat woman who is sweating buckets even though it's only 7am and takes up two seats. Here we see one of NYC best specticals the Fucking Hipster. The fucking hipster either wears next to nothing or something that's akin to a winter outfit to keep warm, like a fucking sweater vest in 90 heat and the whole fucking hipster look. She looks like a young Ozzie, perhaps they are realated or just doing similar drugs. She looks like if you talked to her she wouldn't speak coherently and ask where she is the entire time.
"Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines"
ozzy olsen... LOVE IT! LOVE IT!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I always bark at the moon. So what!
That bike! Sure she isn't on Martha's Vineyard?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I love her bike. LOVE it.
Master Blaster> Indeed!
It was 90+ here in NC yesterday...I always assume NY is about 10-15 degrees cooler.
She's a complete dumbass.
Possibly the funniest photo/post title combination EVER. Ahhahaha! Ozzie Olsen. She looks just like him in that photo.
The Duckman is WAAAAAAY cuter than this d-bag. AND more stylish.
Submitted by Anonymouse73
Wasn't it like 70 degrees in NY yesterday? WHAT is she wearing?
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It was 92 degrees, which makes her outfit (and decision-making skills) that much more stupid.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
Wasn't it like 70 degrees in NY yesterday? WHAT is she wearing?
Riding a bike, illegally, outside of the bicycle lane is why motorists want bicyclists off of the road.
With all her money, can't she afford a comb or to hire someone who knows how to use one.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Geddy Lee and Ozzy just LOL'd at her pic too.
....aaaahahahahaha!!!!!....Ozzy Olsen!....I'm pissin' myself here!....
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
Why is it always like a "thing" when these people go out? Madonna goes to Somalia or wherever and she put on this getup with fucking knee high boots and parachute pants like it's her "Jungle Outfit" and this troll has to get all done up like a neo-hippy with a stupid-ass retro bike with a fucking wicker basket on it and fucking hippy glasses. WTF.
Submitted by S_G on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:47pm.
AHAHAHA i saw that site yesterday!these so called hipsters look retarded and smelly.
Aw, isn't that cute? Ozzie Olson's little feet can barely touch the ground.
Her boyfriend looks like the typical hipster douchebag. Pale as Coney Island Whitefish, clothes stolen from a homeless man and if you bitchslapped him or his woman he wouldn't do shit about it except pout and put it up on Twitter.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
lol Ozzy Olsen. You so intellectual, MK! That's what I was gonna say she looked like! God I was about to flip the fuck out at them riding a double bicycle based on a quick glance at the sixth thumb. Then I realized they were two separate bicyles. And MK's has a basket. Still lame!
"Blizzard of Olsen"
"Diary of a Fashion victim"
"The Ultimate Joke"
"No Rest for Bob Saget"
"Scoli-olsen-osis"
"Down to Earth".. i'll leave that one alone... maybe make it a tribute to Heath Ledger
"Under the Covers.... I hide the Oxy"
... just a couple of ideas for Ozzy Olsen's future album names
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Douche hipsters!
Mary-Kate and her boyfriend look like they should be on this very funny website...
http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/
MK you dirty little "huwa"....Ozzy Olsen...lol
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"You're here_ and I'm here -"
Her lip job is so bad. Every time I see her, I think about it.
I'm surprised her bony legs can peddle a bike.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
don't you just love it when rich folks dress like hobos, because they are 'just like normal folk'. bitches.
prune.
she's an ugly little fucker. And she's only how old? Early 20s?
Good God this girl is fugly.
We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy, I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you
Can someone explain to me why her bf looks like he found his clothes in his friendly neighborhood dumpster? I'm all for recycling, but this is just too much.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
The title of this post alone has me laughing my ass off. My family and I have this weird inside joke about "Bark at the Moon", so any time I see it I start freaking out. Thanks, MK!
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:23pm.
I like spankings...do it again. Harder. :)
Although I must say, I like Ashley Olsen's style much better. It's classier.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Ozzy Olsen - Perfect!
I hate this troll. She needs to be hit by a bus.
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WWBKD? (Who Would Brian Kinney Do?)
She needs training wheels and handlebar streamers.
"Ozzie Olson"
Heeheeheheeheeee
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Holy Prince of Darkness Batman!!
Hit the nail on that one MK!!!
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"More Than A Game"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-kX2jwHS0