Ooooooh, Someone At British Airways Is In Trouble!
Sad Clown Baby's daddy j'e' was about to get his ass on a British Airways flight to London on Sunday when an employee told him to cover up his face all ten million of his arm tattoos or else he wouldn't be able to fly. Joel Madden Twittered about the whole ordeal. Eventually, Joel gave in by covering up, so he could make his flight. British Airways hates tattoo people. Yes, discrimination still exists today. Fight the man!
British Airways tells TMZ that they are flab-flab-flabbergasted about this ridiculousness. They have called for the head of the employee who forced Joel to cover up his art and made him cry in the corner. A rep said, "We don't understand why the employee took it upon himself to enforce regulations that don't exist."
In the employee's defense, he probably recognized Joel Madden as Benji's brother. The same Benji Madden who used to stick his peen into Wonky McValtrex's toxic dump vagina. Unfortunately for Joel, in some countries guilt by association will land you in quarantine. The employee was just thinking of the innocent people on the plane! Or maybe the employee's ex-girlfriend told him she was fucking his brother while a Good Charlotte song was playing and now he has hate in his heart for the band forever. Yeah, probably the latter.
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This is an obvious case of people relying on stereotypes to tell them what/who to fear. Society's got this essentialist idea that all people with tattoos are tough, scary and up to no good, but let's be real here: It's Benji Madden. I'm a 125 pound girl, and I'm pretty sure I could beat him up. But because he's all tatted up, the security guard immediately assumes he's a risk. Here's my question: what does having him cover the tattoos accomplish? Does he somehow become a different person if his tattoos are covered?
I think Nicole, the Maddens & Paris should all be discrimated against in general, at all times, in any situation.
Good. Tattoos are nasty. No one thinks you are cool. No one thinks you are sexy. No one thinks you are a bad ass. They just think you are the total trash that you are when you have tattoos.
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All this 'social networking' is making people less social in real life. I sense dsuch a disconnect when I talk to people that are only a few years younger than me and it is shocking!
I don't have Facebook/Twitter even though I probably should considering my profession, but I don`t want to be THAT connected. I don't want or need people knowing my every move and bodily function as it happens.
Jesus!
(by the way, I just farted)
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:44pm.
My reaction to some asshole who told me to cove my tatts : FUCK YOU
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Keep in mind, it was one of the Madden brothers. He's probably still curled up in a fetal position, bawling his eyes out.
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True. His tattoos look like they suck anyway, unless of course one of them says "douche"
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:44pm.
My reaction to some asshole who told me to cove my tatts : FUCK YOU
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Keep in mind, it was one of the Madden brothers. He's probably still curled up in a fetal position, bawling his eyes out.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:11pm.
mahaatma: Yeah, one time I had to sit next to this obese woman and she was so big I couldn't put my own tray table down, so I had to share Mr. Hekki's in order to eat my meal. (This was back when they served food on the plane). She was apologetic and all, but DAMN. It was a horrendous flight. Horrendous.
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....Hekki, me too...I feel bad for these big people, but fuck, I paid for the whole seat not half...the worst part for me is feeling hot,sweaty stranger ass having relations with my own ass for hours on end...it's just wrong...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
My reaction to some asshole who told me to cove my tatts : FUCK YOU
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:30pm.
lemme see...(mind you, i don't watch baseball)... bbbuuutt... i'm from CT... sssoooo.... uuummm... how them Red Soxs doin'?... paging Mr. P!.. paging Mr. President!!!
OT: what?... there was a topic?!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:26pm.
Mets? How bout them Yankees? If I have to watch Sabathia's fat ass suck this hard for the next 7 years I may have to switch to watching curling.
Of all the people that die in plane crashes, why can't this guy be one of them?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:15pm.
you got a lot of gotdamn nerve!!!...
...he's totally a massengill man... pffft... you don't know... er... um... wait... what was i talkin' about?!....
... sooo... how 'bout them Mets?
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"We play the game,
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They're offended by his ink, but not the overpowering scent of Summer's Eve that just wafts off of him?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 9:12pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:25pm.
...WTF?...once, on a plane, I had a gigantic fatty actually lift the armrest and slam her gigantic ass into mine which, like a pool ball, caused my ass to hit the passenger next to me and pin us both up against the window where we remained smashed for the entire flight...now that's something to complain about!...tattoos, as long as they remain in their own seats do not bother me...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, and how about those FUCKIN' CHRONIC TALKERS! Oh, I was once on a flight with the hangover from hell...even YACKED (albeit in da bafroom) and this dumbfuck next to me NEVER stopped talking the enire way...My head was throbbing, I was green around the gills, I was cranky to him AT BEST, TOLD him I was hungover, basically told him to stop talking, then after I hurled, which I'm sure my bref indicated, HE HIT ON ME...No lie...WTF?
Yeah, some whores should be either barred from boarding or just shot to death mid flight...That fucker I was sitting next to really? Yeah, I say, bang! bang!
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...aaahahaah!.... you should have slipped that douche a pukey Tiger tongue complete with leftover chunks so you could brag about what a tool he was later to your grandchildren - before you gnawed his carcass into oblivion of course...
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mahaatma: Yeah, one time I had to sit next to this obese woman and she was so big I couldn't put my own tray table down, so I had to share Mr. Hekki's in order to eat my meal. (This was back when they served food on the plane). She was apologetic and all, but DAMN. It was a horrendous flight. Horrendous.
Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:25pm.
...WTF?...once, on a plane, I had a gigantic fatty actually lift the armrest and slam her gigantic ass into mine which, like a pool ball, caused my ass to hit the passenger next to me and pin us both up against the window where we remained smashed for the entire flight...now that's something to complain about!...tattoos, as long as they remain in their own seats do not bother me...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, and how about those FUCKIN' CHRONIC TALKERS! Oh, I was once on a flight with the hangover from hell...even YACKED (albeit in da bafroom) and this dumbfuck next to me NEVER stopped talking the enire way...My head was throbbing, I was green around the gills, I was cranky to him AT BEST, TOLD him I was hungover, basically told him to stop talking, then after I hurled, which I'm sure my bref indicated, HE HIT ON ME...No lie...WTF?
Yeah, some whores should be either barred from boarding or just shot to death mid flight...That fucker I was sitting next to really? Yeah, I say, bang! bang!
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...WTF?...once, on a plane, I had a gigantic fatty actually lift the armrest and slam her gigantic ass into mine which, like a pool ball, caused my ass to hit the passenger next to me and pin us both up against the window where we remained smashed for the entire flight...now that's something to complain about!...tattoos, as long as they remain in their own seats do not bother me...
...and hey airlines, don't make me call a fatty a fatty - that's your job - I shouldn't have to complain...
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I'd loooove for this wannabe hard mofo to twitter and whine that shit about Turkish airport security. Of course, that would take real balls, which would come in handy for his Midnight Express experience soon after.
same here hotmami! i wouldn't have covered up if i were him, F that. i smell a lawsuit comingggg..
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I like tattoos on guys but for some reason this ass looks dirty. I guess it's because he's just a poser.
Joel Madden is the biggest douche...he dated a 16 year old when he was 25!
What a sicko
Ha ha ha, poor little bitch caved and covered up. What a pathetic crybaby. I thought he had all those ugly tattoos to make himself look tough... Instead, he just looks like a tool. I would enjoy punching him in the stomach and watching him gasp for air. This guy is a sperm-gargler.
At the risk of sounding like a fourteen year old groupie, I think tattoos are HOT. More so on guys than girls.
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He's 30 and a daddy. He's only going to look more silly as time goes on. Here's his MySpace:
http://www.myspace.com/joelpac
xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:17pm.
Zomay
It's free. And you only need an E-mail account and username to start up. It's kind of like an instant message all your friends can see
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Okay! One time I said twitter makes people do dumb things. I did not realize that it was making fun of all twiters. Sorry guys. Maybe I will try.
Judge Grape's Ruling on Twitter:
TWIITER RULZ!
I tweet, and I don't hide behind "twitter sucks but I tweet anyway"...that's lame and pretentious in my opinion
I like it. I like it for it's brevity. Most days I don't want to hear people spewing their long streams of verbal vomit to disguise their inadequate arguments and prejudiced opinions.
But that's just me...a dumb American from the South no less, likin' me to try sum of that new sonaofbitchin' technology...I guess I'm just crazee like 'at! Woohoo!...Early, pass me that BlueBerry machine so I can uplog me sum more tits, uh, i mean tweets!
Zomay
It's free. And you only need an E-mail account and username to start up. It's kind of like an instant message all your friends can see
I've been trying to see if Eddie has a twitter but he doesn't answer
I personally do not like tattoos but the guy's young and in a band. It seems reasonable that that he would have tattoos, so therefore I wouldn't see him as a security risk. And I don't see him as having any obscene or offensive tattoos from this angle in this picture.
Since I was not there and have not had a chance to review the tapes, I am going to reserve my ruling for a later date. However, Judge Grape is leaning toward the young, inked-up Mr. Madden!
xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:58pm.
There are a lot of dlisters on there. you can follow your friends or even Britney Spears if you want to!!! (HA HA)
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Do you have to pay?
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:05pm.
Angel_i
Don't you have an account?
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I don't actually. But I don't feel anything about it either way. It's more the way I do things...I let you guys get in there when it starts and if it lasts, I'll check it out. But I can't keep up with my internet responsibilities as it is...so I'm not drawn.
Ok, maybe I do feel...I feel like everything is already so spread out...SO many ways to communicate...I'm a big fan of simplicity. It's something else to make fun of...that's always good:)
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You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Lavadama on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:55pm.
If zomay has a twitter, best believe i'll be a follower
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Really!? Thankyou. But my life is pretty b-o-r-i-n-g.
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I'm not so sure I'd want to be known as a Twit. Twat, maybe, but a Twit???...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Angel_i
Don't you have an account?
King of the Douches.
He wasted all that money on those tattoos when he could have spent it on jawline augmentation.
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I get it - Twitter is good. Not bad.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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the uk is concerned about their borders being overrun by cases of the douche flu.
Zomay
There are a lot of dlisters on there. you can follow your friends or even Britney Spears if you want to!!! (HA HA)
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:51pm.
Don't hate on twitters! They are here, they type, get over it!
hahaha. Them's marchin' words.
If zomay has a twitter, best believe i'll be a follower.
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xxyxz,
No, I was just trying to help the people. I would if I knew what it was.
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Sugaroo!
That is beyond my control!
Maximoose is prone to stalkers! They get a little of Max and they're hooked! Then the phone starts ringing off the hook, people in the bushes...It's an ugly cycle...
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Zomay
do you tweet?
Don't hate on twitters! They are here, they type, get over it!
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who is this person again? nevermind...
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you see me, bitch....
Taquito needs to have a twitter too :)
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:43pm.
Sticks invisible twitter tongue out at Sugar!
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Well! Since YOU haven't deigned to give me Maximoose's twitter account, then the hell with ya!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Why didn't they tell him in order to catch this flight he needed to travel in a body bag?