Greatness Meets Greatness
Three wonders of the world, the Brangie holy family, Dunkin' Donuts and Niagara Falls, collided over the weekend and Earth managed to survive!!
While visiting the Canadian side of Niagara Falls, Brad, Maddox, Pax and his parents tried to camouflage their greatness by wearing Maid of the Mist ponchos, but it didn't work. Tourists went crazy. Some threw themselves into the falls, others just dropped dead and one crazy found the nearest zoo and fed herself to the polar bears. Brad and the boys tried to enjoy the falls, but it was kind of hard, because every time they got too close, the water started going up instead of down. The drops wanted to be closer to the deities.
Earlier in the day, Brad and the boys went to Dunkin' Donuts! How long before that Dunkin' Donuts goes on eBay since it's filled with holy oxygen now? Shit, a hardcore Brangaloonie would sell their babies (I'm talking to you, OctoMommy) just to own an Apple Fritter covered in Pitt saliva.
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I met someone the other day who said her friends daughter was an extra on one of Jolie's films (recently) and was told that not only is Jolie not that attractive in person, she also appears to be shorter than we think AND she was not pleasant to work with (there's a shocker!!).
Bet Brad smells like "old man"
Ha ha -- I know someone who knows someone (I know, I know... bear with me) who is friends with a stylist of Brad Pitt's. The friend was given some old shoes of Brad's, and each and every pair stunk so badly that the lucky recipient / friend of the stylist had to throw all of them away!
And why do the "sainted ones" feed the kids such unhealthy foods? Shouldn't I see pics of Shiloh and Zahara with baggies of carrot sticks, and not bags of chips, or heaven forbid, doughnuts? Oh right, can't let them grow up to be prettier than Mommie (Dearest)...
Dear God, I'm bored. Keep 'em coming, Michael, please!
Submitted by Noelegy on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:21pm.
I'm always wondering what would happen if these typical celebrities went out in public...and no one reacted.
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Funny, you say that because I was just thinking I would love to be working someplace when they came in, so I could purposely not react at all to them. Do people always react to them? Does the person behind the counter always ask for an autograph or giggle or act all starstruck? Maybe one day someone will drool in their coffee or Jamba Juice or whatever the fuck it is they drink just to say a part of them is now inside of a celebs tummy. Ick...
I'm always wondering what would happen if these typical celebrities went out in public...and no one reacted.
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Hell, I didn't even know there was a Dunkin' Donuts in Canada. I'll stick with Timmies, thank you very much.
So now Brad needs help from mom and dad for just 2 kids?! Why aren't they home helping with the other 4 ? WTF. I would think this would be something you do as a family (atleast bring the girls with you too). There were certainly enough adults to handle 4 kids! Is there an age restriction at the freakin' FALLS that I'm unaware of?!
They do NOTHING as a family. These outings with just 2 children at a time are f*cking ridiculous. JMO. Brad continues to show the world that he can't handle his "soccer team". Maybe it's about time he shut up about wanting more children. He can't handle the 6 he has!
If Canadians are like mashed potatoes without gravy, then the Pitt-Jolies are like an unglazed Dunkin Donut.
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Mel on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:41pm.
Brad Pitt has really aged.
And how come you rarely see happy pics of the whole family together now?
I think they are operating a 'kid share' scheme. Besides, even with his parents he can't handle more than two.
God, when will this charade be over. Anyone brave enough to bring back gems from JJ. You know....
OMG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE THEY ARE SUCH A HAPPY FAMILY AND THE BOYS LOOK JUST LIKE HIM DON'T SAY THEY CAN'T BECOS THEY R ADOPTED THEY LOOK LIKE HIM COS HE IS THE DADDY AND DOES LOVE THEM. I BET HIM AND ANGE HAVE SEX 2NITE- THAT MAKES ME DO A SEX WEE IN MY DEPENDS. LUV YOU BAMPZSKV. 4 EVA!
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hahahaha you slay me.
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Those paps must have e.s.p! They sure know how to find brangelina at the drop of his stupid hat.
As a Canadian I must agree with a lot of you...They didn't go to fucking Timmy's! That is utter blasphemy and an abomination! They will be surely be going to hell!
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Aw, i ♥'s him when he his is with his parents.
It's AMAZING how much more I luv him when he isn't with THE FUCKBAGCUNTFACE.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Glad they're on the Canadian side. It's the better side, anyway.
LOL! Gah! Megalomart, choosing Dunkin Donuts over Timmie's is like choosing to eat pee snow over cookie dough ice cream, like choosing a bacon bit over kobe beef, like choosing to cheat on your wife who adores you with a brother tonguing child collector who....oh wait,
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Who are those old people following them around?
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of course they cut the line. you don't expect BRAD PITT & COMPANY to stand on line, do you????????!!!! The horror
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I don't think there's much that pisses me off more. He's an ACTOR! I would gladly give my place in line to a soldier, fireman, policeman or even the elderly - but not to a freaking actor.
Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:22pm.
Sacrilege!! They were in my home of Canada and they went to Dunkin' Donuts!?? Tim Horton's is where it's at you fools.
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Right? What kinda anti-Canada bullshit is THAT?
Brangelina doesn't care about Canada!
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"every time they got too close, the water started going up instead of down. The drops wanted to be closer to the deities."
MK, you slay me!
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@ Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:22pm.
Sacrilege!! They were in my home of Canada and they went to Dunkin' Donuts!?? Tim Horton's is where it's at you fools.
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Bitch, you know Maddox put the kibosh on that shit because Rrrroll up the Rim to Win is over and he didn't have the chance to take home a free Timbit.
of course they cut the line. you don't expect BRAD PITT & COMPANY to stand on line, do you????????!!!! The horror.
Get that bunch out of my hometown, dammit! They're like the plague. Now they've even spread to my small rust belt-ridden city.
Before reading that that was Brad Pitt in the pic, I was like 'why am I looking at some middle aged loser dad and his kids'?
Not a good look. Poor Bradley, please take your place in the Hollywood Has Been line, next!
Bet Brad smells like "old man"
Submitted by Mel on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:41pm.
Brad Pitt has really aged.
And how come you rarely see happy pics of the whole family together now?
I think they are operating a 'kid share' scheme. Besides, even with his parents he can't handle more than two.
God, when will this charade be over. Anyone brave enough to bring back gems from JJ. You know....
OMG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE THEY ARE SUCH A HAPPY FAMILY AND THE BOYS LOOK JUST LIKE HIM DON'T SAY THEY CAN'T BECOS THEY R ADOPTED THEY LOOK LIKE HIM COS HE IS THE DADDY AND DOES LOVE THEM. I BET HIM AND ANGE HAVE SEX 2NITE- THAT MAKES ME DO A SEX WEE IN MY DEPENDS. LUV YOU BAMPZSKV. 4 EVA!
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The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.
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Brad Pitt has really aged.
And how come you rarely see happy pics of the whole family together now?
These two used to NEVER go anywhere apart even with the kids.
Also read that they were moved to the head of the line over others that had been waiting a long time. Assholes.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:58am.
This guy just seems so Nancy Boy to me. I don't get the appeal.
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Same here. I never got his appeal.
Also, he seems to have aged 20 years since hooking up with St. Angie.
Sacrilege!! They were in my home of Canada and they went to Dunkin' Donuts!?? Tim Horton's is where it's at you fools.
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OMG you are cracking me up! I'm spitting out my lunch. Holy shit this is high-larious!
That boat ride under the Falls is actually pretty cool, albeit touristy. It's a wonder anyone could survive a trip over the top. Or that Brad's rug didn't come unglued.
Eww, he's always wearing that fuckin "Newsies" hat. Bet it smells like feet.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:00pm.
They didn't go to a Tim's? Amateurs.
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Only cuz they heard Roll Up the Rim to (Not) Win had ended. ;)
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They didn't go to a Tim's? Amateurs.
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This guy just seems so Nancy Boy to me. I don't get the appeal.
I can't wait til he goes on a set with the younger, hotter version of Angelina and fucks around on her. You know it will happen. Cheaters can't help themselves.
They would go to the Canadian side.
Brad is such a douchebag pretty boy. Blech.
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maybe he has the hat on 'cause he's...BALDING!!!!!!
Eh, (Shrugs shoulders)
My only reaction is that I now have the voice of Tony the Tiger saying 'They're Great!' stuck in my head.
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
hahaah, they're totally copying my mom, she went there at easter time.
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OMG OMG it is a bampzskv thread!!!!!!!!! Oh the Gods on Mount Olimpuss are smiling on me.
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How DO the papz do it? They must have Miss Cleo working for them.
Ah, dey be a'gwan to de Niagra Folls! De spirits tell me four clock, mon.
Tehehe...makes you think that those paps are everywhere!
One was on stand-by all those years on a tree on the Canadian side of the falls, waiting until a celeb comes around. Hilarious!
Went there in 2002, cool place!
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He even has the stupid hat on UNDER the hood in the Maid of the Mist slicker. He must reallly love that hat. I'll bet his Mommy there offered to hold it for him while he was on the boat ride. Somethin' tells me Brad is getting very bald under that hat.
Damn, I wish I had been there to see the falls switch direction. I always miss the good stuff.
"Rumor is he is quite the drinker. That will age anyone fast."
You're right. As will 6 children in 4 years, no settled home life and living with an emotional vampire. Yeah...he doesn't stand a chance of looking good if he keeps up this routine...
Submitted by ccco on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:35am.
Rumor is he is quite the drinker. That will age anyone fast.
Whoopty fucking do! No one would have KNOWN about this if they hadn't alerted the press!
With this and their recent trip to the grocery store, I keep thinking about how 18th century French aristocracy would pretend to be peasants for fun.
He is not aging well. I thought men were supposed to become distinguished looking...he looks EXTINGUISHED!
does brangelina pay a photog to follow them around? how the fuck did the paps know they were going to niagara falls? did Armpitt send out his secret service to check it out first? asshats.
That pork pie hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs screaming*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by de Cosmos on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:29am.
It's gps in case Angelina needs him.