I Love To Motorboat At Weddings
Salma Hayek, her miracle chichis and François-Henri Pinault all got married for a second time over the weekend in Venice. The first time Salma married money bags it was one of those fast weddings at city hall in Paris, so Francois didn't really get a chance to show everyone how really fucking rich he is. That's what the second wedding was for.
This shit looks like it was too fancy for my ass. I would've been asking for mini-bagel-pizzas and sparking Andre. Damn. I mean, they were even wearing masks. Rich people are so weird. I bet they had butt wipers wearing tuxedos in every bathroom stall and drank champagne out of crystal flutes filled with diamonds. I can't hate, because Salma that money, so she can buy the Isle of Lesbos and freely frolic on the beaches with her down-low partner in pussy Penny Cruz. Speaking of, you know Penny had to bite on a dildo when the preacher asked if anybody objected to this shit!
Here's all the fancies leaving or arriving at the Queen Chichis wedding. Guests included Anna Wintour, Penny Cruz, Javier Bardem, Gael Garcia Bernal, Lily Cole, Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron, Zhang Ziyi and Bono. When Salma's chichis fully cover from this party, she better do something about the swine flu. The cure is in her miracle chichis.
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She looks lovely. Her chichi's have come down somewhat. I think she's weened her bambina. Sorry to disppoint u Michael. The lovely chichis have stopped their duty.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
That dress is gorgeous....I wonder how much it was.
Someone, quick, google and find out how much her dress cost and post it here stat!
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Bono's wearing TommyGirl's lifts.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Bono: Sporty Spice called. She wants her shoes back.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Snideychick sez:
All that money and everyone still looks like they dressed in cheap rags! Ashley Judd is dressed like a cougar mother-of-the-bride. And Bono? Get those Bozo boots off your feet! they make you look like more of a clown than you already are!
Yuck!
why do these beautiful women go for ugly ass dudes? Zhang and Selma, for shame!!
i guess money is the most attractive creature in the world.
I dont think anything tops the Celine Dion and her husbands renewing their vows dressed up like negyptian assholes.
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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how does ashley judd score an invitation to this shit? did they think her was "Ashley JUGGS"?
salma goes for the juggs
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Congrats to Salma and her sugar bags.
On another topic. This swine flu is some fucked up setepehn king shit.
Renewing your vows always sounds so fucking self-absorbed to me with these celebrities. Don't Heidi Klum and Seal do it every year? Seriously, great that you renew your vows, but why would your friends want to witness this over and over again other than the possibility of open bar.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:59am.
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Danke, snowy!
(I googled that too.)
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I think I could have mustered up a good time at this function.
Selma looks lovely, but as a typical hispanic woman, she was going to make sure that she is a MARRIED WOMAN before having any more babies with this rich fool.
I figure this rich french guy got blinded by the chichis. I figure he's already trying to figure out a way to get out of this. Like Meatloaf said in "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"- "I'll love you til the end of time/so I'm praying for the end of time/so I can end my time with you." (Anthem of the 70s)
You know he has an airtight prenup, so Miss Chichis better get the money while the money is good.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
I am jealous and I do wish that was my life....sigh...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
thank you Cword, your skills are legendary!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I bet they served breast milk at the reception
Rich people really be idiots. They spent how much on this wedding? To impress who? A bunch of posers. I'm not jealous and I don't wish that was my life. I simply think the mask thing and million plus price tag is tacky.
What in fucking Herman Munster does Bono have on his feet??????????
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
That sack Penelope is wearing is so ugly.
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No-one can give me the air that's mine to breathe.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:54am.
Cword, shit I mean the next one, the girl with sunglasses and black hair and the old dude!
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Through the power of Google, I surmise that that's Zhang Ziyi and her Israeli bf, Vivi Nevo.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/images/attachement/jpg/site1/...
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beautiful dress...
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you see me, bitch....
STUNNING. All hail the new Queen of France.
I think she is pregnant so start counting the days and she will count the dollars.
Cword, shit I mean the next one, the girl with sunglasses and black hair and the old dude!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Her dress is gorgeous! It looks realy good on her and totally suits her body!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
How cool; Salma invited same people to her wedding that I plan to invite to mine!! However, I will discreetly ask Bono to please wear another pair of shoes to my wedding.
Why Is javier bardem with penelope Cruz and not with me>? why???????????????
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Oooooo, lots of hot dudes at this wedding! Javier and Gael Garcia Bernal are lookin' GOOD!
I thought the same thing PSL. I didn't recognize Ashley at first.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:51am.
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I think it's actually Charlize Theron (but my 1st thought was Melanie Griffith).
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who is that in the third to the last tmbnl?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
great dress.....but I want to know why Ashley Judd fucked up her face.
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
I really like her dress. Elegant, yet simple.
I'd motorboat Salma's chi chi's in a heartbeat.
Nice lifts Bono...subtle.
And is it just me, or does anyone else want to join me in knocking those bloody glasses right off his head?
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I'm a straight girl and I'd marry Salma.