Joan Rivers: "Pokah Playas Are Beyond White Trash!"
SPOILER ALERT!!! The plastic went flying on last night's Celebrity Apprentice. Finally, watching hours upon hours of this ridiculousness paid off. It all started in the boardroom when Melissa Rivers accused fellow plastic-face Brande Roderick and "pokah playa" Annie Duke of joining forces just so they could take her down. Donald Trump didn't buy the whines and he fired Melissa. Since Melissa and Joan Rivers' facelift scars are sewn together, Joan also packed up her shit and said she wasn't coming back.
Before they left, Joan unleashed her fury on Brande and Annie. It was amazing. Joan was so fucking mad. I thought her face was going to fly up into the air like pizza dough and stick to the ceiling. Then some poor sap crew member would've had to shuffle into the room, bring out a ladder and climb it so he could pry off Joan's face from the ceiling with a spatula. Meanwhile, Joan would've been running around the room like a lizard without a tail.
The part that made me laugh until my nipples burped was when Joan told Annie, "I met your people in Vegas for 40 years. None of them have last names! You're a pokaaaaaah playaaaa....a pokaaaaaah playa....That's beyond white trash! Pokah plays are trash, darling!" And then Annie responded with, "Poker plays are the most awesome people in the world." What the? Did this conversation happen in a vacuum, because all of them have had the sense sucked out of them. I feel like we need some kind of official debate on this subject. POKAH PLAYAS: Beyond White Trash or Awesome People Of The World?
And thanks to Melissa for introducing me to the insult, "YOU'RE A WHORE PIT VIPER." I love it when people just dig into their bag of words and use whatever comes out as an insult. "YOU'RE A SLUT MACAROON GARTER SNAKE!'
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Submitted by ariuszme on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:27am.
amazing what kind of garbage could ever defend joan's comments in this competition and her and her daughter's behavior.
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Annie's an ASSHOLE. She deserves everything that was said to her and about her. She's a sleazy underhanded backstabbing two faced bitch. Tune into the show and not just the video and you'll realize what a douche she is. GO JOAN, GO JOAN, GO JOAN !!!!!!
Donald Trump's sister in law is on the board of Joan the lunatic Rivers' charity.
the whole show and competiton is fixed. if ANYONE else had failed as miserably as she has, or acted like she does, or walked out and quit as she did, they would have been fired so fast their head would spin.
joan had no business in final 2 if this were a legit competition..
just handed her the final win and get it over with.. donald trump has zero integrity.
amazing what kind of garbage could ever defend joan's comments in this competition and her and her daughter's behavior.
really amazing-
Who is the Nazi, Joan is referring to?
THANKS for posting this! I'm in Rio and it's a shame having watched all this season just for the Rivers meltdown and having to think I missed it.
Melissa is to old to be acting like that..immaturity on an over 40 looks ridiculous.Jenifer Tilly plays poker and is damn good at it..won a few tournaments too. I like Joan but her moronic display was the only thing white trash I saw.
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Ha! That was the most brilliant moment, I concur. And I'd never really thought about it, but Joan is so right. I'm so sick of the damn Poker After Dark shows, and every professional gambler thinks they're Tiger Woods or some shit. My vote...they are BEYOND WHITE TRASH!
The one good thing about the River's being gone is now Annie must find new prey. Will it be Brande? Clint? or Jesse? hmmm. I have a feeling one of these three will also be calling her a white trash whore on the way out of the boardroom next!
It's so obvious she thinks she's above everyone else. It's particularly annoying to watch. At the end of the day, it doesn't make you a better person just because you gravel, beg and demand the MOST money from people!!
That's not a fur boot, it's a walking cast. She tore two ligaments halfway into the show, which is pretty painful. They probably positioned the foot at a point with wedges under the heel, to better allow the tendons to mend, so wearing a high heel on the other side evens her out height wise, avoiding back strain. It's easier to walk without a visible limp that way.
I'd say the reaction was fairly graceful- one takes the news, walks out the board room door, and rips the heads off the people they blame as they clean out their desk.
That's only natural. And it's Joan Rivers, the woman who claimed a gay man can fake orgasm by spitting on the other guy's back-
Having seen the rest of the show, the beleaguered Rivers child actually knew how to do stuff and was credited with helping more than a few of the wins-
Now, the ginger-haired harpy Annie (Rojo Falso) has also had a bit done, if not on the face, on the body. Hope she gets called out- and good meatball or BJ won't save her.
(ED. Funny enough, Joan was apparently on QVC this morning and Jesse James called in- they joked about what they were going to wear to the finals, so it seems not all cordiality was lost in the process)
Submitted by Mother on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:27am.
I guess I'm a dumbass because I don't get the insult about poker players not even having lastnames.
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Don't worry, I won't say your a dumbass. Someone not having a last name or telling you their last name means they're sharks. A last name you can trace and then you really know someone. It just means something aside from whether you can really trace someone by last name. What would you think if you dated someone who didn't tell you their last name? Why would you think their last name matters? You can't refer to someone specifically unless you know their last name. The more anonymity someone insists on makes you wonder.
Joan & Melissa acting a little batshit crazy? I agree. But the low-class trash of the century is Annie. Has anyone ever known a pro poker player? They wait like vulchers for some tourist to sit down at a table in Vegas, and then pretending like they don't know one another, join the table and play off of one another. That's how they make their living. Lying, cheating, and manipulating. I don't even play poker and I know what douchebags they are. I think she's turning The Apprentice into a low=-class street game because that's the only way she can win. Bring it all down to her level. And the blonde bimbo (and i'm blonde) she spreads her legs for a living. 'nuff said.
Joan is awesome. "Pokah playahs are traaash."
This really does prove that Joan and Melissa are attached at the hip. I can never figure out how daughters decide that Mommy is their best friend. That's just not normal.
That's what she said
Thanks for, " I love it when people just dig into their bag of words and use whatever comes out as an insult. "YOU'RE A SLUT MACAROON GARTER SNAKE!' It made me laugh aloud and that's hard to do!
Melissa and her mother are crazy!
Joan has to come back and kick that Bitch Ass Pokah Playa's ass!! Annie will surely suck the life and soul out of everyone on this show. I fear for Ivanka's life. Yes it's all for ratings, but this is great Reality TV drama. Joan should come back, get to the finals, and we all know that they bring back booted off former contestants. Soooo, Melissa comes back and they tag team Annie's white trash ass and win the whole thing. Awesome!!
Melissa is 41 and her mommy still covers for her? And she was whining about HIGH SCHOOL? You're 41 bitch! GTFO.
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Well, Melissa wouldn't have had to point out the obvious "high school drama" if Annie & Brande weren't acting like a bunch of lezzie lovers. The behavior was downright childish. Annie sucking up to Brande - the constant stroking - was pathetic. Actually I think we should give the high schoolers more credit - even they act more mature than these two idiots - who were acting more like a bunch of 8th graders!
As for mama Rivers sticking up for her daughter. Well that's what you do as a parent. You defend your child no matter what the age. No one likes to see people dumping on their kid. Of course this shit is for ratings but don't attack Joan for sticking up for Melissa. Any good mother would.
Melissa was rude to the staffers, but she totally got boxed out and they dumped her to keep the drama going, b/c at the end of the day it should've been between Brande and Annie. When they brought up about how she would do in future challenges, instead of paying attention to the task at hand, they were looking for a reason to vote her off to make Joan angry. It is after all, meant for entertainment and ratings.
Annie is so desperate for attention. It's very sad to watch. I get the impression Melissa was made at those staffers/producers b/c they may have told her there was no chance she was going.
Melissa is 41 and her mommy still covers for her? And she was whining about HIGH SCHOOL? You're 41 bitch! GTFO.
Annie is the bomb - she's using her considerable poker skills to play this game and is totally in the heads of the other players. Poker is about reading your opponents, not figuring out what cards they have. Melissa completely fell for it hook, line and sinker.
BTW, I'd like to see Joan & Melissa on the Celebrity Island along with Ron and Mike from Biggest Loser - two overbearing parents and their kids.
Ha! The fur boot with the high heel was hilarious. And Joan wandering toward the elevator with everything but a birdcage! I missed this last night. Thanks for posting. Annie is soooooo annoying. She reminds me of my old boss. Horrible personality.
If Joan doesn't come back, no one will watch anymore of this season. The show must just be about who blackmails their "celebrity" friends into donating the most money. The Apprentice was once about business talent and vision. That doesn't matter any more. Low road with bad hair = Trump.
You took the words right out of my mouth - Annie is a cunt.
Annie is a cunt!
You know what, Melissa's reaction might've been off the chart and out of control, however, it was understandable. F*ck Trump! The reason I say this is because those two bitches were banding together to throw her under the bus for the past 2 projects. Lets be real. They certainly weren't treating her like a team player with all the whispering in one another's ear and Brande delegating the entire f*cking project to Annie. They lost! Annie should've been kicked to the curb for taking control of everything or Brande should've left for being project leader (just like they did to poor Herschel)! Instead they took the one person who did NOTHING wrong and sent her home. That's why Melissa flipped. It wasn't b/c she was fired - it was because there was NO justification in it. I've watched the entire season.
And by the way, Annie does act like a white trash wh*re. Anyone catch the episode last week where she patted herself on the back and announced to the camera's that not only is she a great cook, a good mother, an awesome poker player, and she also gives a great blow j*b! Yeah- that's class. Nothing like tooting your own horn - her children will be so proud of mom telling the world how well she performs in the bedroom!
I hope Annie sells Brande down the river and I hope Jesse James ends up winning (especially if Joan doesn't come back)!
Joan better come back and win/beat that Pokka Playa! Either her or Jesse better win this thing. I hadn't watched it until MK posted this thing today. Loves it.
Well she was referring to Annie as the "white trash" - and by the way, she is WHITE. White trash is a term that is used to describe the bottom of the barrel when it comes to class. It's NOT about color. DUH.
Don't watch the show but Melissa acted liked like a little bitch in this clip. For Joan to say all poker players are white trash, not all poker players are white. Senile old bag.
Watching this clip has me interested in checking out the rest of this season. But I think it wont be as entertaining without Joan or Melissa. For real. I mean, was she wearing a fur boot and a high heel? Wow.
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The absolute worst thing was Melissa's treatment of the Trump staffers. I mean come on, demanding her shit "right now" and refusing the obligatory post show interview. Who the F... does she think she is...Joan Rivers' daughter?
Annie will win the final....I think she's the best.
At least POKAH PLAYAHS have a skill they are using to provide an income, as opposed to Melissa who rode mommy's surgically enhanced coattails to a career as a "celebrity" with no visible demonstrable skills.
How can Joan open her mouth to speak anyway? She looks like a waxwork.
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Melissa is a fucking cry baby. I am so sick of listening to her whine. Melissa created her own isolation. I love Joan but the personal attack last night against Annie was uncalled for. Joan calls Annie white trash but the only reason who spoiled brat daughter is known is because of her and that is the only reason. What exactly does Melissa do? At least Annie is a business woman and she seems to have a lot of good sense to her. I hope Annie wins.
my vote: BEYOND WHITE TRASH!
Sounds like Joan has the making of a hit single. (Or at least a viral YouTube remix video.)
"My plastic pokah face, po po pokah face..."
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bwahahahahahhaaha, I love you MK!! Pokaaaa playahhhhh, I will see her saying that in my nightmares!!!! hahahaha
I've never watched this show cause Donald Trump is a fuckin asshole with too much money for his own good...but the Rivers are damn entertaining! They should've kept them around for the ratings.
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Thanks TeriAnn. I figured it was some sort of back alley insult, but not sure.
Herschel Walker had total class when he was fired.
Compare and contrast the difference between that twat Melissa and Herschel's exit.
I know it's all for ratings, but don't think Melissa would want to make herself look that ridiculous just for a reality show. I would think it would hurt her more than hurt her since she's doesn't have anything to offer anyway.
Joan doesn't need to hurt her reputation for money. She's loaded.
stupid brandi should have gone long ago...she stays under the radar by deferring to others...that said, melissa totally overreacted as did her mother...c'mon it's a tv competition people....
Submitted by DaVi on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:01am.
That red head bitch(poker player) should have gotten fired last night. Not Melissa.
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i thought so too. she really is the worst bitch of all and her ideas sucked.
why is a poker player even on there? i agree with joan, the bitch is a nameless trash hag.
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Mother I assume Joan meant mob names.
I was kinda hoping Ivanka was gonna take the high road. I was wrong. Cramer is on this shit?
This is all fake. They are all in cahoots together waiting to see if they come out on top in ratings.
It's time for reality TV to take a back seat to some good old fashioned-styled night soaps like Dynasty.
I thought that Melissa's actions after she was fired was just plain rude. I thought she was an OK person until last night. She owes Trump and the behind the scenes's people an apology.
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Joan is so witty, both Brandis boobs can count to ten. bwhahahahha. What was up with the wispering bs between Annie and Brandie? Fuckin middle school drama.
I guess I'm a dumbass because I don't get the insult about poker players not even having lastnames.
This is classic t.v.
You can only hide your true colors for so long.
I disliked Joan until I started watching The Apprentice. Having said that, lastnight changed things. She has raised a spoiled child that has now rotted.
I feel sorry for Missy son. I hope his Father does the majority of raising because she's a nut/spoiled/brat/immature/fake/materialistic/worthless person.
Joan will be BAAAAAAAACK next week! Joan isn't going to quit the show. She was just mad that her precious daughter got kicked to the curb. It was done for the drama. I think Joan or Annie will win. Yesterday was a awesome episode. Mellisa and Joan are so ugly I'm surprised they found some suckers to procreate with. I wonder how ugly Melissa's spawn is.
I can't stomach Annie! What a two faced back stabbing bitch. Yeah Yeah it's a game , it's for charity, whatever. I love when Joan told her (last week) that she would spit on the ground and drown her own mother in it, if it meant she would get ahead!! LMFAO. She definitely has Annie's number. And that dumb ass Brande - what a follower. I don't care how much money she brings in. She's a f*cking nobody. They played melissa and for as much as melissa whined and complained, it was justified. Those two bitches acted like they were part of the mean girls clique in high school. F*cking snobby whores.
I like Jesse but he was acting like a puss. Clint is a know it all d*ck but it doesn't change the fact that they alteast won that round because of Clint.
Joan better get her plastic ass back next week.
Joan would have won the whole thing, can't stand the poker trash though. Got a laugh at Jesse though he's usually so calm and collective. Little miss barbie will get thrashed by by Annie aka another omorosa - cut throat nasty ghetto trash.
Joan had better come back next week.
I bet Annie will win this season. She's a jerk - just like Piers Morgan.
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Joan has been around a long time! She calls a spade a spade...............I totally agree with her.
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I think it's funny that Joan and Mel have this total snotty and spoiled side and they have been so nasty about Annie and Brande... but when they saw those same behaviors coming back at them from those 2, the rivers women start throwing tantrums.
They're all guilty of doing what the others accuse them of. Rivers and Annie are women that like control and they've bitched all season when the other has exercised some control over the group. In the beginning, the Rivers girls has more of that power. I don't think Brande fully "gets" everything and she lost interested in the Rivers because they "talked" about her when they were actually just repeating what Annie said. Since then, she latched on to Annie more and now they've gotten more and more control, as Joan went to the other team and Melissa no longer had as much power. It's so funny how the roles change.
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