Stepford Katie Without Her Creator
Stepford Katie showed up to the Independent Filmmaker Project in NYC yesterday without her two masters: Tommy Girl or Suri. Something in the barley water ain't clean! How long has it been since Katie has had that mini-butt plug of a man at her side? Hmmm.....
Either there's a little truth to the rumors that she's finally broken out of her robot shell and is getting ready to run through the fields of freedom or the transformation is finally complete! Tommy and Katie are the same crazy alien! If you stare deep into Stepford Katie's glazed eyes and into her hard drive, do you see a moving picture of David Beckham with all his panties off doing the dick slappy dance? Oh my Xenu! Tommy Girl lives in Stepford Katie! He has finally become the WOMAN he has always wanted to be thanks to Katie's body. Two become Tommy Girl! This is GLIB!
This would also explain Katie's brown lip liner. You know how Tommy Girl loves a little brown on his lips. Nope, don't even think of taking a baby wipe it.
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She looks pretty.:)
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
she looks great but i hate the halter top thingy! YUCK!
She looks good. She's gained some weight. Maybe there is some truth to the rumors and she's all prozacked out thinking about her freeeeeedom.
Of course, she'll never really be free. Bitch is kidding herself.
She is the oldest looking 30 year old I've ever seen. She looks like she permanently auditioning for Golden Girls 2 - The "Oops I crapped my pants" Years.
She looks so much better than she has in a long time. Almost like a different person.
I adore this bitch's hair. No matter how haggard her face looks, she can rock a short 'do like Lady Di's bidness.
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I'm the 1st one to pound on a skinny, half dead Katebot. BUT she actually looks like there is life in her eyes.
The outfit blows, but nice to see her not looking like she's hunting for sharp, shiney objects to off herself.
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She looks kind of cute here, although I'm hard-pressed to think for what occasion that black satin pajamas would be appropriate in April.
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What happened to her other foot?
In these pics, I can almost believe she was a former model. Usually, she looks a dried up, hot ass mess.
The good thing is, once TommyGirl divorces her, she will still be in her mid to late 30s.
The bad news is that she never really had a career before she married him, and as of yet, she still has none.
TommyGirl, honor that contract and get her at least a Golden Globe!!!!
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The 10 year mark should be happening soon and she will be free from her contract with Tommy Girl. Marrying the buffoon did nothing for her career. Hopefully she will receive at least 50 million for her embarrassing charade.
is it just me, or is she looking better than she has in a loooong time?
she looks almost HUMAN, she had to when the batteries expired.
BTW she's smirking,not fooling us Katbot! :\
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Where's her other foot?:)
She's been looking a lot better lately.
My guess is she was fasting before - some CO$ epic detox, I imagine...
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Meh, third rate Mariska.
She smirks because she cannot smile. Botox much?
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She looks better than her usual walking corpse look, but I still think she is far from attractive. I hate that smirk.
Also, WTF is she doing at an awards show?
Looks like she's got a secret to me.
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she looks cute
she looks pretty, but i hate that side-grin! UGH
Besides the rogue lip-liner and a couple grays, Katie's looking much better!
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Wow, such a person undeserving to be photographed or have any media coverage.
That outfit is all wrong. I know the look she was going for but a person such as a Katie will never get it.
She looks pretty good here.
But then I rememeber what she looks like without all that makeup: http://www.dlisted.com/node/29483/images/spl63306_046.jpg
Scary!
i didn't know about katie prior to her marriage to tom, what does she do anyways?
the pants do hide her elephant legs
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Seems like there's a little more life behind those eyes than usual, and yes, her skin is AMAZING! If she looks this good just away from Tom for a moment, think about how much better she'll look once those two are dunzo.
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In all seriousness, If she grew out her hair and slapped on a pair of jeans (non high waisted), she could TOTALLY still pass for Joey Potter. Her skin is FAB and FLAWLESS.
That outfit is doing her no favors. I hope when she's finally free from Tommy girl, she sluts it up hardcore.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:45am.
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Ah ok. Joshua Jackson is what lost me 6 years or whatever it was out of my life. Certainly wasn't her or James Van Forehead.
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She actually looks good!
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Is it me or does she look like she's put on some weight?
Not in a bad way. She just looks fuller.
carefreea> Oh, I know. I've always hated how she "smiles". One of the million reasons I couldn't watch Dawson's Creek.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:31am.
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Look at old Dawson's Creek episodes, she's always done that. She doesn't look as vacant as usual though so kudos for that.
I'm 26 and haven't had a grey come through. I am blonde though so probably wouldn't notice anyway.
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I really can't stand how she dresses like a dude. Then again she's the one who wears the strap-on, right?
That being said, this is probably the best since giving "birth."
Well look nwho decided to make a fucking effort...well done Sexy Robot, well done.
i have to say Katie really has looked miserable in her pictures...most celebrities hide their pain but shes looked like a sad bloodhoud for quite some time. I cant believe shes younger then me. wowzers.
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*rubs eyes* Katie looks polished? And dare I say confident? Her eyes are... clear? Repent sinners, the end is neigh.
That smirk/smile drives me crazy. It looks like she had a stroke.
LOL mini butt plug.
She looks a lot better then in other recent pics but you can't take the boring out of her. She's just made that way.
Her jailer let her out? ALONE? Five bucks says she has $cieno minder ready with a Taser if she tries to run.
As for the grey hair(s), whatever. It's like 1 or 2. I know lots of women not even 30 that have to dye it. I am 27, have about 4 or 5 and attack those fuckers with tweasers every time they rear their ugly heads.
I think I got middle of the road gray - - my dad's family goes gray early, my mom didn't get any gray hair until she was, literally, about 53 or 54.
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She looks so healthy again! Maybe she DID escape.
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:03am.
Well I am a high stress person. I can get stressed out really easy, so that might be why I have a few grays. Just chill out and you should be oK for a lil while yet. maybe.
The crotch of those pants is exactly why people should't wear satin.
y KD on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 9:55am.
Yepyep- don't you have gray hair? I Dont not yet . knock on wood, my cousin is 22 has some
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She does actually look "better," but she still makes me cringe and want to puke. Anyone who can sell their soul for fame and their child for money, I'll never forgive or look at with any humanity.
Those pants are a joke. The shirt rocks. She actually looks healthy and good in the photos. Somebody missed a gray hair though.
I have no room to talk however...mine are terrified of dyes and come creeping out immediately after my hair appointments.
She's such a beautiful woman. Ew, I sound like a spammer so I'm going to quit now.
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