Casey Aldridge Is In The Hospital

We haven't heard much from Jamie Lynn Spears lately. I guess homegirl has just been down in the south, raising her baby, eating jerky and laying low. Well, unfortunately this isn't the greatest update on Jamie Lynn. You see, at around 1:30 this morning Jamie Lynn's baby daddy (I'm trying so hard to slowly retire that phrase, but it's hard), Casey Aldridge, was driving back home from a fishing trip with his friends when he lost control of his F-250 truck and it flipped over. Moonshine was not involved. I think.

Casey reportedly got pretty messed up in the crash and he was immediately airlifted to the Riverland Medical Facility in Ferriday, LA. TMZ says he's stable condition now, but that it could've been pretty fucking bad. Some reports claim Casey suffered a major brain injury and had to undergo surgery, but one of his family members told TMZ that wasn't the case. Casey did suffer a minor skull fracture, but he did not go to surgery. They are keeping an eye on him and will hopefully release him in a few days.

Casey's three friends also got fucked up, but not nearly as bad.

Jamie Lynn is currently with Casey, feeding him Jello, watching Monster Truck rallies with him and making sure he's all better for court shit. After the crash, the cops charged Casey with careless ~~whisper~~ operation of a motor vehicle, a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Michael K

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Jamie Lynn Spears • Try The Jello

Submitted by Sam on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 9:01am.

How do they know it's a brain injury and not just another Sunday night in Cheetoland?

Submitted by Meeshie on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:32am.

I hope his hunk of meat is okay, he's one hot piece.

Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:48am.

Baby Daddy is just so much easier to say than to explain "he is the father of my illegitimate child". And IMO, saying Baby Daddy is so much better than the word illegitimate, so I say give it a pass.

Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:47am.

Well I hope it didnt hurt his pretty. He is one bayou DILF I would not kick outta bed.

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Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:16am.

CHARLES MANSON
IF THEY ARE GOING TO FUCKING RELEASE HIM IN A COUPLE OF DAYS HE SHOULD BE FINE THANK FUCKING GOODNESS. THAT BRITNEY SPEARS NEEDS TO GO AND EAT A FUCKING GODDAMN ROCK. I CAN GO TO RINGLING BROTHERS AND SEE REAL ANIMALS AND TALENTED PERFORMERS. WHO THE FUCK HELL WOULD PAY TO SEE SOME WASHED UP CHICK FLOAT OFF A GENIE CHAIR.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:38am.

Wow, that's one responsible father!

Oh my, I just dribbled tea on my trousers and now my knee is wet :S

Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:57am.

This type of shit is going to happen to these type of people. It's not news.

Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 2:52am.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 1:04am.

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Damn it, this is now going around in my head.

Is it wrong that Jamie's hair colour interests me more than his accident?

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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.

Submitted by Amandapants210 on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:59am.

i love you and i love george michael.

maurypovichismylover

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:04am.

Like family guy, prom night dumpster baby.

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Fucka Doodle Doo!

Submitted by paulapoo on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:56pm.

I really don't think this family is going to notice the brain cell dieoff once he gets out of the hospital.

Submitted by NaNoop on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:48pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:18pm.

Submitted by Alex222 on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:10pm.

Damn Casey is hot. What did he see in that homely JLS?!

Dollar signs?

Same here, My guess is $$$$. Those broke ass hillbillies ain't seen the likes of Spears ca$h nowheres else, had to git some while it was hot :P

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Submitted by NaNoop on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:46pm.

'Sup, hwores? TMZ says Casey was one of 4 ejected from the truck. Got one word for that: SEATBELTS.
People get seriously fucked up when tossed from an accident, and ALL it takes to keep people from getting hurt (in MOST cases) is a dag-gone seatbelt.
Sounds like the other 3 were miraculously not hurt since they refused medical treatment at the scene.
I don't have time to go and read all the posts, so excuse my beauuuuutaaaay if this is a repeat.
Stay safe, all you whores- wear your seatbelt!

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:18pm.

Submitted by Alex222 on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:10pm.

Damn Casey is hot. What did he see in that homely JLS?!

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Dollar signs?

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Submitted by Alex222 on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:10pm.

Damn Casey is hot. What did he see in that homely JLS?!

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:09pm.

Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:00pm.

Check out this other story on the same site: Couple Get Caught Having Sex in Dumpster

http://www.gossipbeast.com/?p=297
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Aw man! That ain't right! Ack!

♥ ThreadKilla!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:09pm.

Submitted by WickedBitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:46pm.
No car accident is gonna upstage Britney, bitch dances with tampon hanging out with no shame.

At least she's not pregnant.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:06pm.

Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:00pm.

And I thought my sister in law was the only one who had Dumpster Pussy as a nickname.

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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:00pm.

Check out this other story on the same site: Couple Get Caught Having Sex in Dumpster

http://www.gossipbeast.com/?p=297

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:59pm.

Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:56pm.

Submitted by WickedBitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:46pm
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OMG is she doing that on PURPOSE now?!?
I betcha Madonna told her to do that.
Ick.

♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:56pm.

Submitted by WickedBitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:46pm

I looked at it and while that IS what it looks like, how did it make its way out of her pantyhose? Plus the faces those guys make when she comes near them make it even worse...I'm hoping it's just an earpiece or part of her costume...

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

Submitted by girl_cheese on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:52pm.

Tigerlilly really should say to us, "... so don't be askin me for money, HEAR?!"

On topic: Socky's right - he was probly playing the banjo and driving with his toes, his friends on jug, mouth harp and washboard

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:46pm.

Um, I thought this post was about some hick.

Btw - Canadians don't give a crap about the military, (unless they're actually in it).

Goodnight.

Submitted by WickedBitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:46pm.

No car accident is gonna upstage Britney, bitch dances with tampon hanging out with no shame.

http://www.gossipbeast.com/?p=303

Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:43pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:40pm.

I'm kind of an undercover blonde like that:)
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I like undercover blondes, especially when they're under my covers.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:40pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:34pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:31pm.

I was just suggesting that Rush Limbaugh is a pedophile
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Um...I could see that.

See...the thing is...I just HATE that name...just the name...and then I just googled him and remembered, like, how doughy he is and that stoopit look on his face...and well...I know it's shallow but after that I just never want to know anymore so I kinda zone out whenever he comes up. I have no idea what he does, exactly, just that he's a PROUD REPUBLICAN. And those caps aren't from me...cuz if the words weren't just as prominent as his picture I wouldn't know that either.

I'm kind of an undercover blonde like that:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:37pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:35pm.

Veranda? That's my half-sister's name!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:35pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:29pm.

Oh, and chesterfields.
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Ha! Is that Canadian? I had no idea!
What about "veranda"? ...I feel like I stopped saying that cuz people din't get it...

♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:34pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:31pm.

I was just suggesting that Rush Limbaugh is a pedophile, his fat ass just can't lure kids into his van with promises of free oxycontin.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:31pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:26pm.

Rush Limbaugh
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Wassat?

♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:31pm.

Red Sox SWEEP.

Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:29pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:21pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:17pm.

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:05pm.

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*offended*..you forgot the maple syrup & the curling.
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And poutine. Oh, and chesterfields.

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:28pm.

Nite. Nite. TigerLilly! *sock monkey hugs & smooches*

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:26pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:05pm.

Wow.........pedo's get to have their own show on television in Canada??????????
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Hey now! Captain Kangaroo?! Mr. Rogers?!

We only copied you like we always do.
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Rush Limbaugh

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:26pm.

Nite, Tigerlilly!

♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:25pm.

Nite, fuzzy Tiger

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:24pm.

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:05pm.

Wow.........pedo's get to have their own show on television in Canada??????????
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Hey now! Captain Kangaroo?! Mr. Rogers?!

We only copied you like we always do.

♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:22pm.

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:12pm.
You're not thinking of moving, are you?
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Sounds like one of my best lines to a gal.....while she's restrained in my favorite chair!
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That and "does this rag smell like chloroform?" or "can I buy you 14 drinks and some roofies?"

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:21pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:17pm.

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:05pm.

Wow.........pedo's get to have their own show on television in Canada??????????
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Canada, come for the back bacon and snowshoeing, stay for the polar bear maulings, pedos on tv, Geddy Lee impersonators, and "moose stuff".
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*offended*..you forgot the maple syrup & the curling.

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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:20pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:16pm.

Oh wait, no. That wasn't the Canadian navy. That was my drunken fishing trip in upstate New York with my brother. Never mind.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:20pm.

Nite whores...I do loves yas all more that the mama you never wanted you did...just not that much more...so don't be botherin' me at work...HEAR?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:19pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:12pm.
You're not thinking of moving, are you?
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Sounds like one of my best lines to a gal.....while she's restrained in my favorite chair!

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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:18pm.

Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:15pm.
OMG! I knew it!!! Now even Casey is in the hospital. Don't have time to stay..off to the CDC website to find out how much duct tape and plastic I should buy for the flying pig influenza!
*atomic wedgies all around before she ducks back out the door*
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I wouldn't worry about the flying pigs. Worry about the barking spiders.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:17pm.

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:05pm.

Wow.........pedo's get to have their own show on television in Canada??????????
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Canada, come for the back bacon and snowshoeing, stay for the polar bear maulings, pedos on tv, Geddy Lee impersonators, and "moose stuff".

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:16pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:15pm.
Hey! The Canadians happen to have a great navy. I did live fire training with them a couple of years ago and have the spent donut casings to prove it.
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I thought only MK had "spent donut casings"????

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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:16pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:15pm.

Hey! The Canadians happen to have a great navy. I did live fire training with them a couple of years ago and have the spent donut casings to prove it.
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*suspicious* There's a dig in there somewhere, isn't there?

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Submitted by Skye10 on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:15pm.

Wow! Hopefully he's okay. Me and my family just went through something similar involving my youngest sibling (who Thank God is alive and feeling better each day).

Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:15pm.

OMG! I knew it!!! Now even Casey is in the hospital. Don't have time to stay..off to the CDC website to find out how much duct tape and plastic I should buy for the flying pig influenza!
*atomic wedgies all around before she ducks back out the door*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:15pm.

Hey! The Canadians happen to have a great navy. I did live fire training with them a couple of years ago and have the spent donut casings to prove it.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:12pm.

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:01pm.

Wow.........pedo's get to have their own show on television in Canada??????????
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You're not thinking of moving, are you?

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"