Sunday, April 26th 2009
Suspect Quote Of The Day
Some whores (including this one) think Oprah's hair is made out of the fringe they use to trim Oriental rugs with, so she went on Twitter and her show to proclaim that her shit is totally real.
Oprah showed off this picture of what she says is her natural flowing locks. Why do I think that hair is attached to that early 90s headband? And why do I think Bebe Zahara Benet owns the deed to that mop? And does Oprah's eye get wonky when she's lie-telling? Okay, okay. Oprah's hair is 100% organic deity hair. I will become a believer! Besides if I accuse Oprah of lying, the government will automatically find me guilty of treason. Punishment: wash The Mighty O's REAL hair nightly with a mixture of holy water and Gayle's tears.
VIA TMZ
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If I had hair like that I would rock it au natural; why go through all that work and damage to have it pressed and curled everyday?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I think my dog hawked that up last week.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Bebe loved her 90s accessories. The Marimekko prints, the headband and that goddamn banana clip she put on her model/hand-to-hand combat trainer.
okay you're not. whatev & then again.
Long live Bebe Zahara Benet! Thanks, MK for keeping the name alive! I have been feeling so lonely now that Ru Paul's Drag Race is over. And how many re-runs can you watch?
Oprah has always admitted when she was wearing extensions in the past but her new doo looks like her own. The crimped hair she had before the new straight doo was a weave.
I sent this to MK yesterday from another source and he credits TMZ? Ok, I'm going to pout now... *sulks in corner*
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
OK, so I finally registered for twitter. Now I need you twitterbugs to tell me what some of the best names are I should follow. One of you had been updating and reporting on good tweets???
@luscious_t
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"I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!"
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
I like Twitter but I refuse to follow her, Asshole Kutcher or any of the other dbag celebs.
On the other hand I am following and being followed by two of my favorite musicians from my childhood.
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Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
It was online that she goes to a gym and has short short blonde hair. She goes incognito so she does wear her wigs/weave.