Sunday, April 26th 2009
Suspect Quote Of The Day
Some whores (including this one) think Oprah's hair is made out of the fringe they use to trim Oriental rugs with, so she went on Twitter and her show to proclaim that her shit is totally real.
Oprah showed off this picture of what she says is her natural flowing locks. Why do I think that hair is attached to that early 90s headband? And why do I think Bebe Zahara Benet owns the deed to that mop? And does Oprah's eye get wonky when she's lie-telling? Okay, okay. Oprah's hair is 100% organic deity hair. I will become a believer! Besides if I accuse Oprah of lying, the government will automatically find me guilty of treason. Punishment: wash The Mighty O's REAL hair nightly with a mixture of holy water and Gayle's tears.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Every time Jimmy Bocca speaks, a racist gets its wings.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Ok Jimmy, you win; since we live in a world where we shouldn't deny the obvious, here goes: you're a racist asshole. The end.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
To the fartknocker who said this: Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:38pm.
Bottom line is MOST black woman have really tight nappy hair that is extreamley dry and hard to style not to mention can't be washed more then twice a month.
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Know what the f*ck you're talking about before you open your gob. MOST black women do NOT have TIGHT nappy hair that is "extremely dry... etc etc" asshole. I wear my hair natural, and the texture is just like Oprah'S and there is a lot of it (not as much as O's.) Those of us to keep our hair natural and take great care of it, are blessed with an abundance of healthy, NATURAL, thick gorgeous locs that we certainly wash more than you think jerk. You, my friend, are certainly no expert on such matters.
Might I suggest you go to these sites and learn some shit, before you start spewing it.
http://www.nappturality.com
http://blackgirllonghair.blogspot.com
where you'll find Black women, with natural, thick, and awesome hair, that's well maintained. Don't hate.
That is all.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
PS. That guy in your avvie doesn't even have straight hair. LOL!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:52pm.
It's really good to see you. You're hilarious.
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:47pm.
@angel_i: Even THAT'S not true...I wanna say that less than 10% of the population is naturally blonde...
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Exactly. Honestly? I don't think Jimmy knows how to read. Not really.
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Oh god here we go again. I'm racist bla bla bla. Save it. I don't care about your delusional sense of reality. Next your going to tell me most chinese people don't have slanted eyes and most white people don't have straight hair and oh chickens don't have feathers. It might be nice to live in a world where you can deny the "traits" you hate and call people racists for stating the obvious.
@angel_i: Even THAT'S not true...I wanna say that less than 10% of the population is naturally blonde...and think about the legions of white women who also get their hair colored, straightened, weaves, you name it. I hate when people like Jimmy think because they know 5 black people that they all must be the same way.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:38pm
I'm going to say this with as much respect as I can muster at the moment: PLEASE don't comment on something you know NOTHING about. It's ignorant people like you that keep these stereotypes perpetuated. I'm black and have NEVER worn a weave, have hair that I most CERTAINLY wash more than twice a month (that's digusting and insulting), and NO, not all black people have "nappy, unmanagable hair". You make me sick.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:38pm.
Bottom line is MOST black woman have really tight nappy hair that is extreamley dry and hard to style not to mention can't be washed more then twice a month.
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Jimmy! Jeez Louise! That's not true! It's not even close to true. MOST?! No. Many - mmmmmaybe...but even that is just racist. "Black" women? You just can't fit ALL those people into one box. Same as "white" people...
MOST white people have straight, blonde hair - see what I'm saying?
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Whatever you say, Cletus.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Bottom line is MOST black woman have really tight nappy hair that is extreamley dry and hard to style not to mention can't be washed more then twice a month. Which causes them to rather use wigs/weaves to achieve the texture/color/style they desire. THERE'S NOTHNG WRONG WITH THAT! But don't lie about it! Jesus. And of course theres always exceptions and some black woman will have more managable hair but that's not the norm.
Hush yo' mouth or you will turn into a pillar of salt or cause the ten plagues to start and restart their cycle until her 'O' Highness grants her forgiveness...lmao!
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Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:22pm.
no, i'm really a multibillionaire.
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May I borrow a cup of Benjamins?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:04pm.
Agreed. Okay, I am probably going to get bashed but... a long time ago a friend in school told me her hair (she was black) could never grow long, once black hair gets to a certain point it starts breaking hardcore. True?
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Sometimes true, sometimes not. I think it really depends on where you're from...I know, here, I could say that many Jamaicans have breakage but Trinidadians not so much...and even then break it down more to very Indian (sometime they're not all Indian) Trini being able to grow VERY long straight hair.
I'm of North African Descent and with really kinky hair that grows very long and big (it doesn't help that my white side also has insane hair) - I have to process it to accentuate the "long" and reduce the "big". But it's very natural, I don't process much at all...like, once a year mildly...
Really, honestly...I beweave that there are days when Oprah is weaveless...but not every day...and still - VERY highly processed. Her hair reminds me of the good, old days when processing was a lot more popular than weaves...
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:04pm.
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not all black people's hair is like that.East Africans have incredibly soft hair.
no, i'm really a multibillionaire.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:04pm.
We all know your natural hair sucks and u have to wear wigs.
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So tell me something, Jimmy. Were you born ignorant and stupid or did you just become that way from repeatedly banging your head against a light pole?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Maybe she was talking about her pubes and she doesn't wear a merkin.
lookin tired there oprah.
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We used to like Oprah until we saw her in that photo with U2's Boner in that RED advert campaign.
Thus Oprah is now on the payroll of the NWO ("HIV/AID$" Inc. division) - as if she doesn't have enough money already!
Oprah is just a piece of pigshit - and a greedy one at that.
There are rather a few pics around that show that she is wearing a hairpiece. Not sure about the full-on wig, but she wears one of those that Kim Kolzcishniskhh (how you spell that?) wears: The wig starts mid head, so from the front your natural finge is still visible.
No big deal if Oprah did anyway........
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:04pm.
Agreed. Okay, I am probably going to get bashed but... a long time ago a friend in school told me her hair (she was black) could never grow long, once black hair gets to a certain point it starts breaking hardcore. True?
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Dick happens! - MK
Look at Jennifer Lopez: she has room full of wigs, and you know her hair is shit naturally from all the abuse throughout the years.
Oprah rarely tells the truth about herself.
I just don't get the fascination with Oprah. The only exposure I have to her is from Peggy Bundy watching her in the early, trashy days.
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Dick happens! - MK
Why are black woman so ashamed to admit they wear wigs/weaves like its some sort of surprise? We all know your natural hair sucks and u have to wear wigs. OWN IT "SISTAS". Gees.
Lol, angel. Makes me think of the days when I would party late into the night & then have to work the next morning. Hated when ladies' night was on a WEDNESDAY.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 12:42pm.
I can't wait for this twitter bullshit to pass.
It's the CB radio of the era. I have given it a good try and find I don't really care what anyone is doing at any given moment (nor they me). Other than MK, HolyMoly, and a few others, most of the tweets aren't very inneresting.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 12:50pm.
I've only watched her show twice. One time she scratched the right side of her head and the left side of her hair moved.
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Not that I beweave her but, in certain situations...like right when I wake up(becuz I bun it for bed), or if I have a LOT of hairspray....my hair does that. It's like a a little mop sitting on top of my head - really.
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There was a pic of her w/her weave track showing all over the interwebs a couple of weeks ago. So what? As for twitter, follow Christopher Walken, he is awesome.
~Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Anonymous~
@Hekki, call me an old fart, but can't people just pick up the damn phone?
And you kids get off my lawn!
I've only watched her show twice. One time she scratched the right side of her head and the left side of her hair moved. And I doooo believe that last summer there was a pic of her and Gayle traveling across country and O's hair was in corn rows.
Isn't everyone in show biz wearing a weave or a wig? Everything's fake, even Kim Kardashian's big butt.
I don't even look at twitter. I already find the internet overwhelming. It's already the whole damn world...I mean, jeez! There are only so many hours in the day.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Green Is Good: "I can't wait for this twitter bullshit to pass."
Me too. Mr. Hekki is obsessed with it. *yawn*
she's 3 fingers away from a hitler salute...just sayin'
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
I can't wait for this twitter bullshit to pass.
I'm with Mr. Mercury.
WHO really cares?
I know many people revere and/or fear her but I have never been able to understand what the big deal is. *shrug* Whatever.
I would Twitter her back saying GFYS
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
This is the same bitch who claims her massive weight gain was the result of hypothyroidism. Sure, it might cause the weight gain when unregulated, but once regulated, the only reason for weight gain is eating like a stuck pig. I know because I have it. I can lose weight pretty easily if I eat correctly.
Who the fuck cares what Opie says, does, thinks, Twitters, buys,owns, ad nausea. She is evil and must be destroyed.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Let your freak flag fly Oprah!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 12:12pm.
It's Sunday and I'm a non-beweaver.
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Ha ha ha!!
Why would Oprah, with her billions of dollar$, give a shit if people think she wears a weave?
Only her hairdresser (and Gayle) know for sure.
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This place has got everything.
There are other things I'd like to know about Oprah. Like, what happened to Steadman? How does she have the time to enjoy her money? Does she really hate her audience as I suspect she does? What's her deal with the Scientos?
Twitter THAT, Oprah!~
I've had a mild fascination with "black" hair since I was a kid.
It's Sunday and I'm a non-beweaver.
When I think Oprah, her hair is NOT the first thing that comes to mind so whatev. twitter got me all twitterpated. Think I'll pass and wait for the next big deal in social networking.. also I gotta agree with Tomay, twitter does make people do some dumb shit.
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
I would believe that she's not wearing a weave TODAY. Sure. I betcha she didn't wear one on Friday either!
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You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Oprah has no need to prove herself at this point.
Going on twitter and talking about fake hair or real hair is very Tyra Banks of her. Twitter makes people do dumb things.
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