Sunday, April 26th 2009
Suspect Quote Of The Day
Some whores (including this one) think Oprah's hair is made out of the fringe they use to trim Oriental rugs with, so she went on Twitter and her show to proclaim that her shit is totally real.
Oprah showed off this picture of what she says is her natural flowing locks. Why do I think that hair is attached to that early 90s headband? And why do I think Bebe Zahara Benet owns the deed to that mop? And does Oprah's eye get wonky when she's lie-telling? Okay, okay. Oprah's hair is 100% organic deity hair. I will become a believer! Besides if I accuse Oprah of lying, the government will automatically find me guilty of treason. Punishment: wash The Mighty O's REAL hair nightly with a mixture of holy water and Gayle's tears.
VIA TMZ
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 3:05pm.
I guess everyone missed the story about Jennifer Lopez having a room in her house just for wigs. What about Britney losing a chunk of her weave in concert the other night? Did anyone else watch RHNY and see Jill Zarin at the salon holding her weave and refusing to throw it away because it cost "like $8,000"?
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I thought if Jill paid that kind of money for that piece of shit, she was an idiot, cuz it looked like an Irish Setter's tail, well not that good, in fact.
Brits weave has always been shit! Those extensions being pulled out the other day was funny as hell. Don't make me go into detail on the crap Bret Michaels has glued to his moronic head!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 3:08pm
No, my dear, but unfortunately I think this is probably all the reading some people do, so mentioning it might not be a bad idea...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
fuck oprah.
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 3:04pm.
Wonder if we'll hear about anything important today like say, I don't know, how they've declared the swine flu to be a possible epidemic now? Any news, MK?
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So you come here for national news?
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I guess everyone missed the story about Jennifer Lopez having a room in her house just for wigs. What about Britney losing a chunk of her weave in concert the other night? Did anyone else watch RHNY and see Jill Zarin at the salon holding her weave and refusing to throw it away because it cost "like $8,000"?
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@TV: WOW, really? NM then; I've never gotten a nasty email...that kind of disappoints me that he would be rude to you.
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Submitted by London Bridge on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:59pm.
Wow! You'll Never see such nasty comments for Brooke Hogan's ratty weave or Heidi Montag's or Mischa Barton's etc.
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I beg to differ, we always make fun of those women and Hohan and Kim Kolciaks busted wigs, extensions and weaves. Some people just choose to use an Oprah post to be stupid, but you will find, if you read dl enough, the good posters rail on those women you mentioned worse than anyone.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Wonder if we'll hear about anything important today like say, I don't know, how they've declared the swine flu to be a possible epidemic now? Any news, MK?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:41am.
I sent this to MK yesterday from another source and he credits TMZ? Ok, I'm going to pout now... *sulks in corner*
Booooooo!! Sorry boomsy, that's always annoying.
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Don't feel bad, I sent him a story suggestion once and received a nasty, rude email in response, just because he had done a similar story a year prior, as if I would remember that. MK is an asshole, and I don't find his material funny the first time he posts it, let alone the next 400 times he uses the exact same joke. I come here for the other posters, they're the funny ones.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I wonder who Oprah gets to do her makeup? I reckon it's the guy who does those sidewalk illusions.
i think oprah should get some hair styling tips from bebe...then maybe i would watch oprah...
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you see me, bitch....
For the record, I could give a fuck less if Oprah wears a weave, wig or pile of crap on her head. What a fool she is for caring what people think of her. If I had her money and her career, who gives a bloody hell if she has a live goat on her head. In this day and age, most whiteand black people have gone to wigs, falls, extensions and weaves. Look at Tyra, Bret Herpes Michaels, Heidi Montag, Paris Hilton- All fake ass hair!
Instead of race, lets talk about the ruin of natural hair by the idiots who invented extensions! They most certainly ARE NOT the work of even the devil!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Wow! You'll Never see such nasty comments for Brooke Hogan's ratty weave or Heidi Montag's or Mischa Barton's etc.... The fact that a Black's woman hair can causes so much debate is very sad in 2009-Who gives a flying fuck if she has a weave/wig r not?? Oprah has enough moolah to have her own little village of Asians to grow hair for her..
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
A random innocent post about Oprah turns into a race fight? I haven't read all the comments, just going by what devilgirl posted, but geez people, just because it's a boring Sunday - go use Stumbleupon or something. Or come to my site and talk about blind items. Or maybe turn off computer. For like a week.
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She doesn't wear a weave but I'm sure she wears 80lbs of makeup on her mug. ADMIT TO THAT OPRAH.
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:41am.
I sent this to MK yesterday from another source and he credits TMZ? Ok, I'm going to pout now... *sulks in corner*
Booooooo!! Sorry boomsy, that's always annoying.
You can argue and fight all you want over race, religion and what have you, but I guarantee, nothing is going to be settled on a gossip site, or ever~
There will always be racists, bigots and bullies and that is a fact of life. The more you continue to draw attention to their comments, the more you give them the opportunity to air their points of view. As I said before, there are a few others on dl who are racists and have xtreme view points on politics, religion, sex, etc.. they rarely get banned, so if we have to live with them and their comments, just ignore them and then maybe, without attention they will go away and plague another site.
Idiots love attention and to them, there is no such thing as negative attention-It's all good, even when you are calling them names. The fighting makes it bad for the majority who are tired of the battles. I am not innocent, I have had a few arguments on here myself, and I have been pissed at myself for allowing them to happen.
The fact of the matter is not all of us are going to agree on everything. Yes, it is ok to debate certain issues, but when they turn into massive fights, it sucks and is pointless. You are never going to change the mind of an idiot, because that is why they are idiots due to their refusal to educate themselves and learn from others. You aren't going to teach anyone here today anything, no matter how well meaning you are. Idiots do not compute logic!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
am i the only one noticing Oprah's ashy ass hand?
she sure as hell can afford a rig to put on her hand.
bloooooop
Wow! this conversation has gotten really intense: from talking about Oprah's hair and now we are talking about riots and racism. Just another example of the ignorance resulting from refusing to talk frankly about race.
I grew up in the Caribbean (my family relocated there for my dad's work) and most of the black women there (withoout the weaves and harsh chemicals common in the U.S.) had long, more than shoulder-length hair. Not to mention those who simply locked their hair; everyone who had dread locks had their hair down to their backs. It seems that when it comes to african hair the less you mess with it, the longer and stronger it grows.
IN the U.S. a lot of black women are so obsessed with having super-straight hair that from an early age they start putting strong chemicals in it that by the time they are adults there is not much hair left. Many pull their braids and ponytails so tight that they have receding hair lines, so they have to resort to wigs to cover their almost bald heads. THOSE ARE THE EXTREME CASES, but milder cases of hair breakage are common here because of improper hair care.
I have no doubt that Oprah's locks are real; she has enough money to pay for the best hair care. And she would be very stupid to proclaim to the world one thing if the opposite can be proven. We all know that the media would not give Oprah a break if it came out that she was lying, so it's in her best interest to tell the truth about something as insignificant as the state of her hair.
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:30pm.
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I caught the end of a Stephen Colbert the other day that said it well....
*after a montage of various protests with protestors angrily chanting different things*
"One thing is clear: We are ALL fed up and until we can all agree who's fault it is, tearing each other apart is the best plan we've got!"
Everybody just needs to chillax, yo.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:30pm.
He's still an idiot though, right?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:12pm.
Speaking of Twitter, it would be nice if the arguments could stay there instead of here. Just sayin.
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Actually iHeart, I would prefer the fighting to stay away from Twitter as well.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Jimmy isn't so much a racist, he just hates women[except for Britney LOL]. Just try to let it roll off your backs. I know, easier said than done.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Come out in drones, Boomsy? You mean ppl are trolling on that site? I never been there myself. I came to dlisted to read M.K.'s hilarious comments about Britney when she was flashing crotch all over town - then I started reading all you guys' comments and peed myself laughing. Been here ever since.
Trolls are a pain in the ass.
xerquina, please don't insult the swine by comparing them to Jimmy Bocca.
Hell, I'll pay YOU to let me shoot Jimmy!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
@boomsy: Fortunately, I don't read the comments on here often enough. I come here for MK's snark. I just happened to browse this afternoon, cuz It's Oprah and I know folks on here got stuff to say. Much of it hilarious. LOL
And yes, bitch is laughing all the way to the bizank. I've been trying to figure out how to insinuate myself into her circle of friends! Gayle is from my hometown and lucked up. Anyway, bitch is played. It's time for Oprah to get fresh blood for her BFFdom!! I just followed O's Twitter account. LOL.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
SO off-topic but hey, maybe not so much.
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this dating game I found! It's hard out there boys! I raise a glass to you for your efforts out there on the club floor - bitches be crazy!!! Well, not so much crazy as bitchy...but bring your game, boy and dayum! We kinda foolish!
I would LOVE to see Jimmy on this show, man. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Haha Coffey, I should've kept mum...now Her Royal O-ness will be all over FB!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:21pm.
Nah....don't let it get to you. DListed has lots & lots of great decent people! MK is a mad genius! I went to Hilton's site for the very first time a couple of weeks ago. It's all pink and had a shitload of Lady GaGa garbage on it. Never going back!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:22pm.
no, i'm really a multibillionaire.
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May I borrow a cup of Benjamins?
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LOL shoot jimmy and then we can talk.
@Coffey: What makes me sad about all this is that this is one of the main reasons I stopped going to Perez Hilton's site, as folks liked to come out in drones on that site. I really like this site, but it's beginning to get to me.
OT: Real or not, Oprah's still laughing all the way to the bank. Can't hate on her.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:00pm.
Every time Jimmy Bocca speaks, a racist gets its wings.
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HAHAHA so true! Dlisted is slowly being populated by racist swines.
Why give the woman more grandiose ideas? Mark my words, you'll see said Facebook app on there in a week's time!!
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
If Oprah wasn't sucha boring twat she'd go to Facebook & make an app about herself LOL
I've always wanted little dreads but my hair's fine as frog's hair. Which is good for me because I'm hot blooded. Would love to have BBH (big beautiful hair) but I'd be a sweaty mess. *sigh* Grass is always greener ...
Explain Phil Spector, Jimmy.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
If Oprah wasn't sucha boring twat she'd go to Facebook & make an app about herself LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:09pm.
Helloooooo DG!!!!
Wait up! Hold the door for me!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Chu'ch angel_i!
Why come everytime there's one of us Blacks posted on a gossip blog, folks gotta open up their hearts and let that hate out??? LOL. So goddamn amusing to read though. Some straight up Clayton Bigsby type ish goes down. LOL
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Coffey on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:03pm.
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Same!
And, processed or not, it's ALWAYS soft and never tight! (if it was tight it wouldn't get so big)
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
Speaking of Twitter, it would be nice if the arguments could stay there instead of here. Just sayin.
edit* Agreed with dG.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:05pm.
@Uncle Ashtray: I'm sorry you had a bad experience (and no, not only white people can be racist) but your experience and what Jimmy said are totally different things. PLEASE don't group yourself with him...
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The funniest thing is that I grew up in New York City.....I have so many black friends, and Jewish friends, and Russian friends, and Italian friends, and English friends, and German friends, and Polish friends, and Irish friends, and now I live in San Diego and tons of Mexcian friends!!!
What gives?????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:52pm.
I'm minding mine own business. Just going down the street. I pass by some rally that I was in no way involved in. This black guy starts getting in my face talking all this shit. I said "Get the fuck away from me". ALL OF A SUDDEN....Him and like 4 other black people start screaming at me that I'm a RACIST.....I don't like Black people!!!
Where the fuck did that come from??!!
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Ha! That used to happen with my pittie. Some little doggie would run up, outta nowhere, all scrappy and bite his face and when he'd hold them down (he never hurt a one!) the villagers would start screaming at me.
But yeah. Jimmy is a master baiter. Pay him no mind.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
I always assumed that the evil, Lovecraftian goddess from the fourth season of "Angel" who used her magic and self-help speak to make all humanity love her slavishly before appearing on TV to beseech that her peons build her a temple had to be based on Queen O. Then Angel drove his fist clear through her skull.
Just sayin'
Why does every post now on dl have to turn into a big political, religious, social or racial issue?
Half the time when people are being racial or offensive in any manner, they are never banned any way, so the best thing to do, in my humble and unsolicited opinion, is ignore the stupidity and avoid these confrontations.
It is starting to make dl no fun.
*quietly shuts door and goes to Zen room*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Coffey on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:03pm.
P.S. Not for nothing Jimmy Bocca, but I've never worn a weave or wig in my life. And LOVE my big hair and wouldn't want it any other way. The end.
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Same!
And, processed or not, it's ALWAYS soft and never tight! (if it was tight it wouldn't get so big)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
LOL
@ Submitted by char on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:01pm.
Escandalo
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
"Bocca" (Itl. noun, fem.): mouth.
@Uncle Ashtray: I'm sorry you had a bad experience (and no, not only white people can be racist) but your experience and what Jimmy said are totally different things. PLEASE don't group yourself with him...
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:52pm.
I'm minding mine own business. Just going down the street. I pass by some rally that I was in no way involved in. This black guy starts getting in my face talking all this shit. I said "Get the fuck away from me". ALL OF A SUDDEN....Him and like 4 other black people start screaming at me that I'm a RACIST.....I don't like Black people!!!
Where the fuck did that come from??!! I don't like anybody who gets up in my face talking shit. I said NOTHING about black people!!! AND I'm the fucking racist?????
Guess you can only be a racist if you're a whitey????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
P.S. Not for nothing Jimmy Bocca, but I've never worn a weave or wig in my life. And LOVE my big hair and wouldn't want it any other way. The end.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"