Sunday, April 26th 2009
Suspect Quote Of The Day
Some whores (including this one) think Oprah's hair is made out of the fringe they use to trim Oriental rugs with, so she went on Twitter and her show to proclaim that her shit is totally real.
Oprah showed off this picture of what she says is her natural flowing locks. Why do I think that hair is attached to that early 90s headband? And why do I think Bebe Zahara Benet owns the deed to that mop? And does Oprah's eye get wonky when she's lie-telling? Okay, okay. Oprah's hair is 100% organic deity hair. I will become a believer! Besides if I accuse Oprah of lying, the government will automatically find me guilty of treason. Punishment: wash The Mighty O's REAL hair nightly with a mixture of holy water and Gayle's tears.
VIA TMZ
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Ha @ Christine the Hoff.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 5:00pm.
Hi Joe (and everybody). It just wouldn't be the same. Mayer's poops are magical. Especially "Daughters".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by akgtxh on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 5:00pm.
i meant for afro textured hair.
I know. Just havin' fun.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:32pm.
I just log on to Twitter to get an update on John Mayer's poop schedule and the viscosity of said poop.
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Mr Prez, I have *just* the gal for you.
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haha @ sheeps
i meant for afro textured hair.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:51pm.
HAHA. Yes, he is magic. He lost his virginity before his father did.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by akgtxh on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:56pm.
ALSO...most black "hair care" stores are owned by koreans who have monopolized the industry. koreans don't know know what black hair needs...this is where the problem lines.
Say what? They have 100% black hairs.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:51pm.
Chuck Norris made love to me and my mother got pregnant.
HAHAHAHA
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ALSO...most black "hair care" stores are owned by koreans who have monopolized the industry. koreans don't know know what black hair needs...this is where the problem lines.
ppl who wear weaves are suffocating their scalps, therefore the hair begins to thin and it take longer for the hair to grow.
the same amount of sebum is produced the only difference is the sebum does not travel down the shaft b/c the hair is so curly, THAT IS WHY black ppl apply oil to their hair. ppl air dry their hair...meaning the air dries the hair...air dries out hair....so in order to lock in moisture black ppl or even just ppl with curly/kinky hair (YES other races of ppl have kinky hair...the only difference is most non black salons do NOT want to have black clientle) must apply oil to the hair and deep condition.
hair is composed of hydrogen bonds. black hair relaxers are not for every black person...the relaxer stretches the hydrogen bond making the hair fragile which leads to breakage b/c the hydrogen bonds can only be stretched so much.
sadly, many black hair salons do not know how to properly care for black hair period, whether it is chemically treated or in it's natural state. many black beauticians do not want to deal with long hair and will cut it off ppl's hair. if a black woman hair to get her roots touched up...then hair is growing...it's all about retaining length.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:51pm.
AHAHAHHAHAHA
Chuck Norris made love to me and my mother got pregnant.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I has no weave, I'm a dirty white girl.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I did a search for Chuck Norris but he's not on Twitter as of yet. There is a fake Norris with the best Twitter entry ever:
"I once thought I was stuck between a rock and a hard place. I quickly realized I was standing between two mirrors.
10:55 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web "
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by London Bridge on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch: "I wonder who Oprah gets to do her makeup? I reckon it's the guy who does those sidewalk illusions."
===It's neat how corrective shading and highlights can un-flatten her nose (head on) and make her eyes appear closer together. Oprah really should stop sleeping face down with a brick on the back of her head.
Submitted by Hekki
Is that real, FilthyBitch? If it were anyone else, I'd be tempted to call bullshit, but those idiots are about as subtle as wasabi.
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Oh it's real. So says da Eonline people.
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sigh...
black hair is not hard to manage...that is oprah's hair. the reason why no one wants to believe it is most of the famous black women wear fake hair, and so many black women in america follow this trend b/c most DO NOT know how to take care of their hair. sad but true, and most hair stylist do not want to deal with long hair. black ppl usually have the thickest hair, which why oprah's hair is so big. you do not need large sums of money to take car of black hair...just a wide tooth comb, oil, shampoo and conditioner. the more cuitucle a person has on their hair shaft the straighter is...and the less the more curly it is...THAT IS THE ONLY DIFFERENCE PPL.
black ppl who say that black ppl can only grow hair to a certain length do NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL they are doing with their hair. everyone's and i mean EVERYONE'S hair grows on avg a 1/2 inch a month.
i follow yous, yous follow me.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I just log on to Twitter to get an update on John Mayer's poop schedule and the viscosity of said poop.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Wow...I come back from the swap meet and find weave war going on. Y'all should have come with me and had several beers and looked at cheap underwear. Funners!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
CTH,
Twitter "ClarryDlisted".
All I'm doing now is bitching about Rasheed Wallce though.
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"More Than A Game"
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:12pm.
So I finally broke down and got a twitter, not what do I do?
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Follow me, but of course! Devilgirl7734.
That is if you would like to! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch: "I wonder who Oprah gets to do her makeup? I reckon it's the guy who does those sidewalk illusions."
AH ha hahaha! She had him on her show once, and IIRC, he had had some Restylane done and they were checking it out. He's a froggy little man, but he does decent work. It's a little obvious, with the cow eyelashes and the way the eyeliner shapes her eyes into something completely different than her natural eye shape.
I'm thinking her lighting people are the real geniuses.
````YESSSS!!! My friends and I have always loved how the "soft" lightning on the oprah show can make any fug an instant supermodel! Oprah looks completely different off the set....
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
I love Oprah, but sans makeup, she is straight up country bumpkin chic
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Sandbitch: "I wonder who Oprah gets to do her makeup? I reckon it's the guy who does those sidewalk illusions."
AH ha hahaha! She had him on her show once, and IIRC, he had had some Restylane done and they were checking it out. He's a froggy little man, but he does decent work. It's a little obvious, with the cow eyelashes and the way the eyeliner shapes her eyes into something completely different than her natural eye shape.
I'm thinking her lighting people are the real geniuses.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:12pm.
So I finally broke down and got a twitter, not what do I do?
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I guess you tell us if you have a weave or not?
hahaha. That wouldn't be any less interesting than most tweets.
Submitted by FilthyBitch: "This sums up the stinkfest know as the Speidi wedding perfectly:
"Once the wind died down, Pratt came out for a photo-op with fans and eagerly pointed out the planes which were now repeatedly writing, "Heidi's No. 1 Hit on iTunes."
On your wedding day? Seriously?"
Is that real, FilthyBitch? If it were anyone else, I'd be tempted to call bullshit, but those idiots are about as subtle as wasabi.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:12pm.
So I finally broke down and got a twitter, not what do I do?
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I guess you tell us if you have a weave or not?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
So I finally broke down and got a twitter, not what do I do?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
When you don't know who started the fight or how it started, you've got a professional troll in your midst and he's loving it. Some ppl, howevs, can be pretty obvious ...
true--true..the sad part is that Kim WANTS to look a ratty azz mess--if she didn't have that nasty birds nest she wouldn't get all this free attention!!
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 4:02pm
She had a hit? When?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by girl_cheese on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 3:34pm.
So right! But I just couldn't resist. It still amazes me how ignorant some people can be...I don't know why, I should be used to it by now.
This sums up the stinkfest know as the Speidi wedding perfectly:
"Once the wind died down, Pratt came out for a photo-op with fans and eagerly pointed out the planes which were now repeatedly writing, "Heidi's No. 1 Hit on iTunes."
On your wedding day? Seriously?
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:38pm.
Bottom line is MOST black woman have really tight nappy hair that is extreamley dry and hard to style not to mention can't be washed more then twice a month. Which causes them to rather use wigs/weaves to achieve the texture/color/style they desire. THERE'S NOTHNG WRONG WITH THAT! But don't lie about it! Jesus. And of course theres always exceptions and some black woman will have more managable hair but that's not the norm.
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Jimmy, honey...you have no fucking idea what the hell it is you're talking about!!!
I'm black, I have very healthy shoulder length, relaxed hair that I wash EVERY FUCKING WEEK, it's very manageable and I love my hair. Before I relaxed my hair which was when I was really young like 14, my hair was thick, wavy and long, I also washed it EVERY FUCKING WEEK, and braided it after every wash. I've never had weave in my hair, because I never needed it. For those that use weave, usually it's pretty easy to tell and lying about it is retarded and more importantly their business. Please don't fucking generalize MOST black women, because all of our hair is different and we all have different experiences with it. I'm pretty fucking sure that you don't even know MOST black women, so your comment is null and void anyways. Fool!
@Bossy: This is going to be my last comment on the whole Jimmy matter, I promise, but here goes:
You're absolutely right, Jimmy IS entitled to his opinion. I had no issues with that. My problem is that he passes his opinion off as the TRUTH. If I was to say that (and let me say RIGHT NOW I TOTALLY disagree with this but I've heard people say it) that white people smell like wet dogs when their hair gets wet, I would be matyred in a hot minute. Yet everytime he says something it turns into a whole "oh, they're just mad because they're black" sort of thing and I can't stand it. If he didn't understand and asked it would be one thing, but since he doesn't he sets himself up for correction. But that's all I'm going to say on this; I'm so done for the day.
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Submitted by London Bridge on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 3:14pm.
You are right, we just have to ignore the fools and rag on the weaves and esxtensions for their obvious merits!
There is no wig worse than Real Housewives of ATL's Kim! I mean between that AND her voice, well it is a scary situation!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
This is exactly what basement-dwelling trolls love - to start shit and then sit back and laugh about the fighting
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 3:26pm.
What's going on in here?! Oh boy, time to burn some sage.
hahaha. Hi, Zomay, you voice of reason. By "sage," you mean the high-desert shrub, right?
Submitted by Coffey on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 3:28pm.
Damn you Oprah!! Now folks won't shut up about your hair and your blackness. Including the folks suggesting that other folks to get over it. Jesus. Oprah wins again!! :-)
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well what did you expect? she IS the ruler of everything!
Damn you Oprah!! Now folks won't shut up about your hair and your blackness. Including the folks suggesting that other folks get over it. Jesus. Oprah wins again!! :-)
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 3:26pm.
Here's some news... (lol)
Jamie Lynn Spear's boyfriend was in a car wreck and it's looking baddddd
http://gossipplaza.com/its-critical-jamie-lynn-spears-boyfriend-reported...
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TMZ says he's fine but he's being charged.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
And on that note -- when the hell are they going to stop asking beauty contestants QUESTIONS?? No one in these women's professional lives is ever going to care what they think, so let's just skip it now and get on with the T & A.
What's going on in here?! Oh boy, time to burn some sage.
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Here's some news... (lol)
Jamie Lynn Spear's boyfriend was in a car wreck and it's looking baddddd
http://gossipplaza.com/its-critical-jamie-lynn-spears-boyfriend-reported...
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So do regular people wear weaves or is it just merkin fametards? I dunno how some of these people have time left to leave the house after applying all their fakery.
In my town, if someone walked down the main street wearing a weave they would have a posse of sniggerers behind them - waiting for a magpie swoop.
Ah, fuck! I can't stand Oprah and what greets me when I open up DListed?
Oprah. Now my day is ruined.
I don't agree with Jimmy Boca but at the same time, he's entitled to his opinion. I dislike it when everyone gangs up on someone whose opinion they don't share and begin to name call. One thing is a discussion, another is bashing remarks (not that all of you were doing that).
Good example of this: Miss CA or whatever she is, was asked for her opinion and she gave it (and more diplomatically than Boca). Nonetheless, it didn't match the trend of general opinion these days and it became a big deal. If they had wanted her to say their specific view, then they should have handed her a cue card, not asked for her opinion. Anyway, blogs and forums are open invitations for people to say whatever they want--and Boca did.
Submitted by London Bridge on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 2:59pm.
Wow! You'll Never see such nasty comments for Brooke Hogan's ratty weave or Heidi Montag's or Mischa Barton's etc.
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I beg to differ, we always make fun of those women and Hohan and Kim Kolciaks busted wigs, extensions and weaves. Some people just choose to use an Oprah post to be stupid, but you will find, if you read dl enough, the good posters rail on those women you mentioned worse than anyone.
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yeah devilgirl folks rag on them--hell, it's just too easy!!-- but without all the racist remarks.... I just think some posters use the anonymity of the internet to unleash their inner Archie Bunker...
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
Right....so those hair tracks we all saw at the inauguration were just her brain waves making an appearance topside, correct?