Sunday, April 26th 2009
Suspect Quote Of The Day
Some whores (including this one) think Oprah's hair is made out of the fringe they use to trim Oriental rugs with, so she went on Twitter and her show to proclaim that her shit is totally real.
Oprah showed off this picture of what she says is her natural flowing locks. Why do I think that hair is attached to that early 90s headband? And why do I think Bebe Zahara Benet owns the deed to that mop? And does Oprah's eye get wonky when she's lie-telling? Okay, okay. Oprah's hair is 100% organic deity hair. I will become a believer! Besides if I accuse Oprah of lying, the government will automatically find me guilty of treason. Punishment: wash The Mighty O's REAL hair nightly with a mixture of holy water and Gayle's tears.
VIA TMZ
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:55pm.
Hmmmm, it's starting to look like superdouche Sean Avery won't be able to mess with Tim Thomas in round two after all. HAHA.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 7:01pm.
Can I meet an under forty man who'd like to molest me at various times?
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LOL I was reading that and envisioned Petey saying it.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:59pm.
On T: I always thought Condoleeza Rice had nice hair.
===Makes up for the fucked name I guess. Who would call a kid condo leaser?
Can I meet an under forty man who'd like to molest me at various times?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:55pm.
It was brutal........just as bad as the Celtics losing in double OT......and my Mets got ripped today too!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:54pm.
Well that is ashame, because I was looking for 20 plus immature singles looking for someone to share their beer bong with!
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Plenty of that kind here in SoCal, DG
On T: I always thought Condoleeza Rice had nice hair.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Ha! Swine flu is real? I thought that was a reference to whatever inflicts Jimmy Bocca. Freaky.
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@ua yea the damn NHL scheduled the game at 2 today. so not only did they get their ass handed to them and i missed out on some fishing on a wonderful day. bastards.
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by jiadaijay on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:51pm.
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My friend recommended me a very wonderful place where 4O plus mature singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.
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Well that is ashame, because I was looking for 20 plus immature singles looking for someone to share their beer bong with!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:49pm.
Damn!
Rangers GOTTA win!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
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My friend recommended me a very wonderful place where 4O plus mature singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:42pm.
Would you settle for a wicked case of the "cooties"?
Uncle could definitely give you help catching that!
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*blushing* UA, you rake! Haha!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
for anyone who wants to educate themselves on Black hair, particularly natural hair, google natural hair+fotki.
being that im muslim i have no worries about the swine flu. but i will have to blame the zionists
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:42pm.
Would you settle for a wicked case of the "cooties"?
Uncle could definitely give you help catching that!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Holy hell people, I am being forced to listen to Hannah Montana. My son is seven, he loves this shit but won't tell a soul. Sunny with a Chance and the Wizards of Waverly Place are next. UGH
Okay, actually, the Wizards of Waverly Place isn't too bad, but that girl in the show is SO going to be the next Disney HO, mark my words...
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:42pm.
Glad to be living on an island that grows it's own swine.
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oinking ockers
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
and re the swine fle: don't eat swine nor rub elbows with them, AND there's a hundred other diseases -- not to mention car accidents -- that take thousands and millions so yeah, snooze.
shit, Opie could walk right by me like that, sans makeup and sporting her allegedly natural hair, and I wouldn't reognize her ass. And yeah, homegirl needs give her body a rest with her never-ending "perfect" diet/nutrition assaults on it and let be its fat, happy 50-something self.
Glad to be living on an island that grows it's own swine.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:17pm.
Swine Flu ain't shit!
Cause I got the "Rockin' Pneumonia & the Boogie Woogie Flu"!!!!!!!!!
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LOL! Sounds like flu's that children would like!
I am kinda interested in the Rockin Nomonie (that's how a hillbilly would say it) myself! When will it be available? Can I get it off Amazon or Overstock.Com?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
so a woman who has gone on nationwide television and talked at length about her molestation,drug abuse, botched pregnancy,and inability to stop stuffing her face, is going to lie about her hair. ummm, ok.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:00pm.
Oh and did anyone else notice the swine flu google map? This is crazy...
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&t=p&msa=0&msid=106484775090...
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That map would be interesting if it was for a specific period of time.
So I take it the swine flu is the latest thing the media thinks we should all be wringing our hands over?
If we're going to get a-scared by maps frankly I'd like to see the reaction to the CURRENT distribution of bubonic plague!
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/plague/world98.htm
And this little gem: In 2002, 96 cases occurring in the United States were reported to CDC OF LEPROSY.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
PASS THE HAM HOCKS!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Is that Stanley from The Office? Hahahaha.
Swine Flu ain't shit!
Cause I got the "Rockin' Pneumonia & the Boogie Woogie Flu"!!!!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
PASS THE BACON!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I don't know about Perez and the swine flu, however, he IS a swine.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:00pm.
Thanks for the map, I am very surprised no-one in FL has it yet since we are like a cesspool for shit happenings.
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Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 5:37pm.
is anybody else concerned about this swine flu thing?
Meh, not really. Twenty people out of 300,000,000+ in the U.S., I think we're okay. Sure it can spread, but the odds aren't that great that it will reach you--you have better odds at winning the lottery.
Submitted by Mr. President
Swine flu? I hope Perez is going to be okay.
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Really? I kinda hope the opposite. Oh and did anyone else notice the swine flu google map? This is crazy...
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&t=p&msa=0&msid=106484775090...
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 5:48pm.
Swine flu? I hope Perez is going to be okay.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 5:48pm.
Swine flu? I hope Perez is going to be okay.
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Mr. Tiny Dick has swine flu?!?!?!? How appropriate!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 5:46pm.
Excellent Sheeps! Stay away from those pig handling type people and other infected peoples.
OT: Ok no weave...wighat yes!
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by Sheeps on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 3:32pm.
hahaha. Hi, Zomay, you voice of reason. By "sage," you mean the high-desert shrub, right?
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Yes! Hi. Sometimes when you burn that stuff, people living next door knock wondering why you aren't sharing your herb. To some it smells the same. Have you ever burned it? Supposed to clear out past energy.
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Swine flu? I hope Perez is going to be okay.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Here is the CDC thing on the swine flu:
http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/
Swine Influenza (Flu)
Swine Influenza (swine flu) is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A influenza that regularly cause outbreaks of influenza among pigs. Swine flu viruses do not normally infect humans, however, human infections with swine flu do occur, and cases of human-to-human spread of swine flu viruses has been documented. See General Information about Swine Flu.
From December 2005 through February 2009, a total of 12 human infections with swine influenza were reported from 10 states in the United States. Since March 2009, a number of confirmed human cases of a new strain of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection in the U.S. and internationally have been identified. An investigation into these cases is ongoing. For more information see Human Swine Flu Investigation.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 3:36pm.
@Bossy: This is going to be my last comment on the whole Jimmy matter, I promise, but here goes:
You're absolutely right, Jimmy IS entitled to his opinion. I had no issues with that. My problem is that he passes his opinion off as the TRUTH. If I was to say that (and let me say RIGHT NOW I TOTALLY disagree with this but I've heard people say it) that white people smell like wet dogs when their hair gets wet, I would be matyred in a hot minute.
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Ahahahaha! I'm a white ho and I have a funny story about that. My mom heard some black people say this about white people smelling like dogs when they're hair is wet. Well, she was offended, so the next time she took a shower and wet her hair, she took a good whiff, and she told me, "You know what? They are right..." Well I found this hard to believe, so I did the same thing...Yep, it's at least true with me and my mama (both white). Now I'm not talking about freshly shampooed hair cuz the scent of the shampoo at least partially masks the white people doggy scent.
Anyway, I would not have flamed you for that cuz it's my experience that there is at least some truth to that. I think it's kind of funny actually...
And btw, if Oprah does not have a weave, she really does have a great head of hair. Nowadays, I just assume all female celebs, black or white, have weaves and the like cuz usually they do, so great celeb hair doesn't impress me cuz it usually ain't theirs...not that there is anything wrong with fake hair...Hell, if I weren't a po' skank, I might have fake hair (the real lookin' kind) too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The people calling her out on wearing a weave seriously need to get a life.
Here are some good FAQs on swine flu:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/med_swine_flu_q_a
Wow, thanks everyone for the posts about hair! I appreciate that, I had been wondering for a really long time.
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Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 5:37pm.
is anybody else concerned about this swine flu thing?
i'm not since i've never had pork, but peeps are getting sick and shit. be careful chicas.
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You don't get it from eating pork. Please Google it.
You can most certainly get the Swine Flu, it is a flu.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
is anybody else concerned about this swine flu thing?
i'm not since i've never had pork, but peeps are getting sick and shit. be careful chicas.
Just come clean, Oprah. Stop the fuckin' lying.
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Sorry...carry on...
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 5:04pm
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I love the lyrics to that song *ducking*
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Apparently, Industrial Light & Magic does Opie's make-up for the show. Yikes!
If she really wanted to show off her hair she should have have u tube herself shaking her hair upside down than I would believe her.
Come on oprah stop with the nonsense.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p96aaTSdrAE