Sunday, April 26th 2009
Suspect Quote Of The Day
Some whores (including this one) think Oprah's hair is made out of the fringe they use to trim Oriental rugs with, so she went on Twitter and her show to proclaim that her shit is totally real.
Oprah showed off this picture of what she says is her natural flowing locks. Why do I think that hair is attached to that early 90s headband? And why do I think Bebe Zahara Benet owns the deed to that mop? And does Oprah's eye get wonky when she's lie-telling? Okay, okay. Oprah's hair is 100% organic deity hair. I will become a believer! Besides if I accuse Oprah of lying, the government will automatically find me guilty of treason. Punishment: wash The Mighty O's REAL hair nightly with a mixture of holy water and Gayle's tears.
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Hey, you sports-morons. This topic is about something important:: Hair. It's not about a bunch of nitwits chasing a ball for inordinate amounts of money so that people with no lives can identify with something outside of their pathetic lives. It's about hair, hair, hair, you dimwits!!!!
Submitted by blueangel on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:46pm.
I recently read in OK magazine that Oprah doesn't get recognized at the gym because her hair is dyed blonde and is about 1" long. What surprised me more than the description of her hair was that she actually goes to the gym. I wonder what she does there?
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I recently read in OK magazine that Oprah doesn't get recognized at the gym because her hair is dyed blonde and is about 1" long. What surprised me more than the description of her hair was that she actually goes to the gym. I wonder what she does there?
Coffy, you know most of the posters asking stupid questions about black hair, weaves have no interest in educating themselves about it. It's just useless snark and pointless humor. As if the Google function is broke and they need someone to spoon feed the info to them. It's just intellectually laziness that keeps most ignorant. I don't have blond hair but it doesn't stop me from finding out about it.
Submitted by Coffy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:49pm.
for anyone who wants to educate themselves on Black hair, particularly natural hair, google natural hair+fotki.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:56am.
CHARLES MANSON
WHY DO BLACK CHICKS WANT STRAIGHT HAIR. IT ALMOST NEVER LOOKS FUCKING RIGHT BECAUSE MOST OF THE FUCKING TIME IT HAS NO NATURAL SWING TO IT. AFRICAN SKIN AND FEATURES ARENT GODDAMN MEANT TO COUPLE WITH STRAIGHT HAIR. IF I WERE A BLACK CHICK I WOULD BE TOTALLY FUCKING ROCKING A SHORT FRO OR THOSE FUCKING COOL CORN ROWS TERMINATING IN A NAPE BRAIDED BUN WITH AFRICAN INSPIRED JEWELRY OR CLOTHS. THAT IS AN ULTRA COOL AND HIP LOOK.
You're so spot on with this comment, Mr Manson. Why were you banned again?. Oh yeah, for calling some Asian a jap or something, but yet some on this thread can be as racist/intolerant (calling a race of people's hair disgusting, eg) as they want to be, and not banned?. Hmmmmmm?.
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Judging from that bottom pic, not only do I think she wears a wig to cover up all her dead hair, but she clearly wears a mask on the show too.
Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:56am
There are a couple of different reasons why I can think of. #1 natural hair has a tendency to be quite fragile and it takes a lot more time and effort to care for it properly. Also, unfortunately, in the business world natural hair is frowned upon as being "unprofessional", which is mostly dominated by white males so you'll have to talk to your people about that. Personally I find cornrows uncomfortable because they're normally braided so tight and I like to wash my hair at least once a week (if I get the time, as it take 2-3 hours from start to finish). It's a complicated thing, and unfortunately something only someone with black hair or who WORKS with black hair would understand. I have a white stylist who is AWESOME whose hair is 'kinkier' than mine... in fact, she has mentioned on more than one ocassions she WISHED her hair was as nice as mine. Long story short is that you kind of have to live it to understand, and commenting otherwise is a source of trouble...
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i guess only gayle would know that ... BUT it would help if she didn't have that headband as MANY wigs are sold with headbands to make it look natural - that's my #1 reason i think it's fake, #2 is that it's SO LONGER in it's "natural state" being kinky and coiled .. yet, shorter when straightened [??] should be the other way around! reason #3, her girlfriend has had her hair length the same for ever and i don't think oprah's hair would grow out faster than gayles when gayle has never cut hers - but #4, i believe her real hair is thinning and she's balding [she did have such nice thick hair] - i believe she may have that sewn in crap so you won't ever find it on the floor, like britney's mop .. but all in all
oprah is making a lie lie
Folks are just hating cuz O has someone on call 24/7 to blow that bitch out to have a flow to it.
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CHARLES MANSON
WHY DO BLACK CHICKS WANT STRAIGHT HAIR. IT ALMOST NEVER LOOKS FUCKING RIGHT BECAUSE MOST OF THE FUCKING TIME IT HAS NO NATURAL SWING TO IT. AFRICAN SKIN AND FEATURES ARENT GODDAMN MEANT TO COUPLE WITH STRAIGHT HAIR. IF I WERE A BLACK CHICK I WOULD BE TOTALLY FUCKING ROCKING A SHORT FRO OR THOSE FUCKING COOL CORN ROWS TERMINATING IN A NAPE BRAIDED BUN WITH AFRICAN INSPIRED JEWELRY OR CLOTHS. THAT IS AN ULTRA COOL AND HIP LOOK.
Jimmy Asswipe Bocca reads like a jealous/rejected douche!
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Submitted by Shady.Carli on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:22pm.
Why, in the name of God, are women of color so hell-bent on "proving" to the entire world if their hair is real or not? Who in the hell cares as long as it looks nice?? I, personally, would not own up to that being MY real hair in the pic Oprah posted above. That shit needs some Frizz Eaze in it stat!....I think a weave would look better than that frizzy, poodle-looking shit on Oprah's five-head, anyway
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You do realize there are different hair types in the world and that everyone isn't bone straight or slightly curly, right? People that look like Oprah don't have a lock on being "women of color" or having 3c/4a/4b hair. For the record, those hair types tend to shine less even when well-conditioned because of the physical structure of the hair.
Irrespective of texture, if it's long we're assumed to have fake hair. If it's not "wooly" or "frizzy, poodle-looking shit," we're all assumed to be mixed and ought to thank that non-ethnic portion of our gene pool for "good" hair and/or it must be fake. If we embrace our natural textures that aren't acceptably straight or inoffensively curly, we're told we ought to change them. It's obviously an issue if a Glamour editor went so far as to call natural hairstyles political and inappropriate and it wasn't so "isolated" as they played it off if you're talking about her natural texture. No offense.
If you wear fake hair, people attack you for self-hating and/or trying to be something you're not. If you wear your own hair, you're "less than" the prevailing beauty standard if you wear it in a way that's not "acceptable" or if it's not past your shoulders or not blindingly shiny. Your hair needs to be "fixed."
Women with less color aren't scrutinized in the same way. No one automatically assumes that their hair is fake or altered upon sight unless they've got a really bad or obvious dye job. The only time those sorts of comments come out is when they have ratty ass weaves running away from them--a la Britney in Oakland this past week--and then they're "extensions" or a "system," which is more neutral and less color-specific.
Hope that helps. =)
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Hockey eh? Never caught on here in France.
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i stand by my only comment that i've ever made on an Oprah thread...
Oprah: the other false religion
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:21pm.
@angel i- americans dont dominate hockey,
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 1:04pm.
Why are black woman so ashamed to admit they wear wigs/weaves like its some sort of surprise? We all know your natural hair sucks and u have to wear wigs. OWN IT "SISTAS". Gees.
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Perhaps Signore Bocca Grosso drew this conclusion after performing oral sex on a black woman. He sucked the hair and didn't like it. E vero.
OT:NOTHING about Oprah, or on Oprah is a big as her ego.
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Oprah should do her show, LIVE looking like that. Then many females can really see what a good make`up artist can do. I hear Oprah has special len's in her cameras to make black persons look "great"on her show. So there ya go. With all that $$$ O has ~~~ I bet that hair is hers which takes 1 million a year to maintain. LOL It's all good!!! :)
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:21pm.
@angel i- americans dont dominate hockey,
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Ok, so I don't know anything about anything sports related but I do know this - winning teams or not - Americans dominate everything.
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Why, in the name of God, are women of color so hell-bent on "proving" to the entire world if their hair is real or not? Who in the hell cares as long as it looks nice?? I, personally, would not own up to that being MY real hair in the pic Oprah posted above. That shit needs some Frizz Eaze in it stat! Damn, bitch needs to condition or something. Anyway, all I am saying is that women of color just need to be discreet about who wears weaves and who doesn't because the rest of the world doesn't give a crap. As long as your hair looks nice, do what ya gotta do...whatever makes you happy. You just don't have to go on national TV and twitter to tell the world that your hair is "natural." I think a weave would look better than that frizzy, poodle-looking shit on Oprah's five-head, anyway....That's my 2 cents. Take it for what it's worth and if not, then just ignore it. It's that easy.
P.S. I have never liked Oprah. Sorry, she just gets on my last nerve.
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@angel i- americans dont dominate hockey, canadians still do but watch out for those godless pinko russkies!! They are right on your maple syrup eatin arses.
Wheres Jesus?? I met him once and my admiration for him just exploded...ok bad choice of words.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:54pm.
a FUCKING AMERICAN MUSLIM DISCUSSING CANADIAN (originated, but they dominate it, which just adds insult to injury really) SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG.
Jesus? Was he here too?
==Yes, but he's keeping a low profile due to the fucking muslim commenting on canadian sports on a gay man's blog in da house.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:39pm.
THIS IS A GAY MANS BLOG?!?!?! jiminy xmas!
anways gays play sports, theres beckham, the dallas cowboys, a-rod....see?
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DISCUSSING SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG????
I heard that Mark Spitz...A-Rod.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:56pm.
Tiger, we're just very prudish. When we say "sports" that's just a code word for "sucking cock". But don't tell anyone, OK?
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:57pm.
This is a gay man's blog? (4-1 Red Sox, bottom of the 7th.)
DUDE!! I cant believe Jacoby Ellsbury stole home
top of the 8th Texiera up....2-1 0 outs
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This is a gay man's blog? (4-1 Red Sox, bottom of the 7th.)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:55pm.
@ua yea the damn NHL scheduled the game at 2 today. so not only did they get their ass handed to them and i missed out on some fishing on a wonderful day. bastards.
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DISCUSSING SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG????
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Also occurred, a FUCKING MUSLIM DISCUSSING SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG.
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Thank you Sandi...All you MUSLIM sports lovin' FREAKS go and post your shit on some STRAIGHTIE McSTRAIGHT STRAIGHT blog where all your hockey fights and beer and falafel fart bombs are appreciated... I KEED, I KEED...
sersly, don't get all a'mad at my ass I just a'jokin' and a'funnin' wif u sportsin' peeps....
Go Flames!....eh, whatever the fuck the ATL hockey team is now....
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:30pm.
You spelled fisting wrong.
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LMAO I seriously just spewed water all over my keyboard.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:39pm.
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DISCUSSING SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG????
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Also occurred, a FUCKING MUSLIM DISCUSSING SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG.
Jesus.
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a FUCKING AMERICAN MUSLIM DISCUSSING CANADIAN (originated, but they dominate it, which just adds insult to injury really) SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG.
Jesus? Was he here too?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:51pm.
Is there a Muslim synchronized swimming team?
yea but they're not good. they keep swimming into the walls..
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Is there a Muslim synchronized swimming team?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:39pm.
THIS IS A GAY MANS BLOG?!?!?! jiminy xmas!
anways gays play sports, theres beckham, the dallas cowboys, a-rod....see?
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:43pm
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Wrongness indeed! And I ain't havin' it... I mean it...*sip o' wine*...Now what was we talking 'bout again? *belch*....Excuse me, Jesus....*'nuther sip o' wine*....Is this real life?
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:55pm.
@ua yea the damn NHL scheduled the game at 2 today. so not only did they get their ass handed to them and i missed out on some fishing on a wonderful day. bastards.
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DISCUSSING SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG????
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Also occurred, a FUCKING MUSLIM DISCUSSING SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG.
Jesus.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:55pm.
@ua yea the damn NHL scheduled the game at 2 today. so not only did they get their ass handed to them and i missed out on some fishing on a wonderful day. bastards.
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DISCUSSING SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG????
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I was thinking the SAME THING!
I tol' you Tigerlil - SO much wrongness here today!
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:55pm.
@ua yea the damn NHL scheduled the game at 2 today. so not only did they get their ass handed to them and i missed out on some fishing on a wonderful day. bastards.
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DISCUSSING SPORTS ON A GAY MAN'S BLOG???? Isn't that like going over to sportscentral.com and posting about panty liners???? I mean c'mon....
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:55pm.
@ua yea the damn NHL scheduled the game at 2 today. so not only did they get their ass handed to them and i missed out on some fishing on a wonderful day. bastards.
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I think that's her hair. Oprah has alqays been able to geow thick hair. she's lucky at her age most blak women are starting tobald. Whatever she does, Oprah should never let the Domincans get to her hair. the domincans have taken over the black salons on the entire east coast of the YS. It's usually people eho have thick hair like Oprah who love what the Domincans do to the hair. They can take that natural picture and have the hair sily like Asian hair. how? THEY KILL IT WITH HEAT. After roller setting the hair with huge wollers, they put you under the dryer for an hour. Then after that they take out the blowtorch (aka industrial strength blowdrier). They put the mout of the blowdrier on the hair and use a roller brush to strighten out any microscopic kink. the rsult is a super thin but 'silky" straight hair. The bad thing is that by a certain age, you lose all the thivkness and start balding with this technique.
East Africans (horn of Africa) have curly/silky hair but they are bald by 18. Look at that Somali pirate caught last week. His hairline starts in the miiddle of his head. Supermodel from Somalia Iman has practically no hair.
Of course the most exciting tweet is when she says: in the bathroom right now!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 6:54pm.
Well that is ashame, because I was looking for 20 plus immature singles looking for someone to share their beer bong with!
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Plenty of that kind here in SoCal, DG
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OMG...there was a girl from SoCal on ANTM...she was pretty lame as a human being, in general. But pretty!:)
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Weave or no weave....Oprah is a self centered pretentious, elitist sea hag.
Oprah is turning into Thulsa Doom, James Earl Jones' character from Conan the Barbarian. What is good in life Oprah?
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 7:06pm.
lundquist had two bad games in a row, no way he could have 3...at least i hope so. it was stupid to sit super douche avery last game, their record is ridiculously good with him in the lineup. it definitely got in his head, he was invisible today. you better be rooting for the rangers too, if they lose bruins have to play the pens
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Anyone else wonder if keeping the same posts forever is some sort of evil plot by MK to drive us crazy? Cause it's working...
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