England's Finest Rose Has Turned Back Into A Peen Lover
Jodie Marsh, the pristine beauty with a vagina that smells like fresh English roses on a Spring morning, has magically turned back into a heterosexual after "turning lesbian" a few months ago. You know, I think Jodie has always been a fucksexual. Meaning, she will fuck anything: dudes, chicks, back alley rodents, Fanta bottles, discarded turkeyburger meat, futons, sporks, Beta S cartridges, Babybel cheese and (insert everything that exists in the world today here). Jodie is an equal-opportunity fucker. She has a lot of love (and coochie diseases) to give! This is why I will always adore her. I would share a pot of tea and a dick with her anytime.
Here's Jodie with her new piece Ryan Fleming at the opening of some free clinic or whorehouse in Ireland last night. Jodie is looking demure as ever in a sophisticated ensemble that I believe Queen Elizabeth wore to her birthday ball a few days ago. Extreme elegance ahead. Proceed with caution.
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She wears that to keep the attention off her face; if that's what that is.
Snideychick sez:
It looks like her top (?) was safety-pinned to her udders. EWWWW!
I mean OWWWWWW!
She is just completely dreadful...I am surprised she can get a fairly decent looking date like this one. Her tits probably dont even move...How much fun are tits that dont move?? Boring!
It's not her nose it's her lips. They are fucking scary.
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Nevermind the nipple sensation. I have another question:
Do implants that size, have normal body temperature?
I sure wouldn't want to camp out in an igloo, without a little ethylene glycol on board, if I had a set of those.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:54pm
Do you mean implants or a reduction? I've had a reduction and honestly it depends a lot on the skill of the dr and how much tissue needs to be removed. I lost like 6.5 lbs of breast tissue(a LOT) and the feeling kind of comes and goes. But it's a small price to pay for how much better I feel...
Implants.
That stuff looks great on the chest, but how much sensation is still in the nipples, after surgery?
For some, particularily Pam Anderson, multiple surgeries must eliminate having the darn things, for anything, but appearance.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:54pm
Do you mean implants or a reduction? I've had a reduction and honestly it depends a lot on the skill of the dr and how much tissue needs to be removed. I lost like 6.5 lbs of breast tissue(a LOT) and the feeling kind of comes and goes. But it's a small price to pay for how much better I feel...
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The only thing that looks remotely hot here is that fresh-drawn pint of Guinness!
Hey, MizRo, good to see you! "Creature" is right! Her fetid aroma is probably a revolting mixture of BO, make-up, cigs, and old tuna.
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How old is this creature?
When will she grow up and put some clothes on?
Thumbnail #8 is pretty tacky....it's beyond horrendous and also funny, dude is quite obviously looking at her boobs and she just sits there looking like an aged hooker with too much mascara caked on her eyes. It kinda makes me sad the level of desperation for attention going on here.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
If you look up attentionwhoreslut in the dictionary you'd probably see Jodie Marsh's picture. Who goes out looking like this aside from aged hookers?!
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It amazes me how most men would fuck anything!.
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@angel_i: I just realized I totally described that wrong (I meant tied under the chest)but I'm glad you understood what I meant. How long do you suppose it takes her to look like that? And what kind of tape is she using the hold her shirt together? What, she can't find any clear tape? I found some on Spiegel's website on SALE, and that mess is clear...
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 12:23am.
@angel_i: You're so right; I think I could forgive her if she did the tied under the belly thing a la 80's style, but this is too much
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I didn't think of that but yeah - at least it would make SOME kinda sense. I think it's great they call her a "Glamour" model over there. Ha! So glamorous!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 12:19am.
as long as you recognize my fab!!LOL!... oh, the drunk is taking me over!!
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@angel_i: You're so right; I think I could forgive her if she did the tied under the belly thing a la 80's style, but this is too much
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 12:12am.
uuummmm.... does it count if it's in the privacy of two consenting adults?!
*edit*... 'cause, i look FAB in it, thankyouverymuch!!!
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@ESE (I edited:): Alls fair int the privacy of two consenting adults:)
But surrsly. Who goes into their closet, finds a black halter top and says: You know, this is great except for this annoying part in the front... If I just rip this down the middle, tape it to my boobies and tie it up on the bottom it'll be perfect!...?
Who does that?
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She has a really great body otherwise. It really makes me sad, actually, that she thought she needed those. Clearly, self-esteem issues :(
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 4:11pm.
So I guess being a lezzie didn't get her the publicity she wanted then.
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True, so she went back to what works...the black suspenders.
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LOL! Too true!
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There's a picture of her on the web in a bikini top with "real!" written on her real boobs. Her real boobs were already big and REAL. Why'd she get these bowling balls on her chest? She also needs to lay off the nose jobs or she'll end up like Jacko. But hey, all this plastic surgery is what's getting her noticed and getting her on the mags, internet, etc.
Submitted by dreadloccowgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 11:07pm.
What is wrong with her nose?
well, first off... it's attached to Jodie Marsh!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
What is wrong with her nose?
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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
uumm, yeah... just... uuhh... yeah, i think i'm with UA on this one... uum.... no, just... no
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
how is this skank's outfit staying in place? when the glue on this frock gives way, we get the choice of seeing jodie's tits or her vagine...i'm not excited by either prospect...
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Jodie Marsh! AND Ryan Fleming!!!! They're dating!!! Oh My God!!!!! Jodie & Ryan!!!!
Yeah.......I have no fucking idea who these people are.
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Sheeps and joe... yes. :)
And her nose reminds me of Lillehammer.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 10:13pm.
So. Are her tits real or what?
Real what?
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 10:13pm.
So. Are her tits real or what?
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Hey IG...is that a rhetorical question..hahahahhaa?
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So. Are her tits real or what?
Is that Susan Boyle's face tattooed on her arm?
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That's some dumpy-lookin' shit right there.
for a skank, she's still completely fuckable.
Classy, demure and charming.... Jodi no doubt will give Jordan a run for her money when it comes to Englishwomen of fine breeding.
Why Jodie Marsh is famous and why it's important for her to know how to pour and drink Guiness:
Gobby model Jodie Marsh made no pals over here, after pulling out of a Dublin club appearance at the last minute.
But the trashy ex of Fran Cosgrave has still landed another Irish job at the Palace nightclub in Navan tomorrow night.
The former Celebrity Love Island contestant, who got married for an MTV show, is coming to these shores to add her own brand of madness to proceedings.
Palace boss Darren Kennedy said that she has apparently been busy recently with work in Britain and US, and jumped at the chance to come over and hit the town in Ireland for a night or two.
http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/second-chance-for-mouthy-...
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 7:57pm.
Yew ain't right, woman! *snicker* Miss you on Twitter!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 7:53pm.
you forgot stale ciggies, stale beer, stale jizz, vomit and yesterday's sickly sweet Very Berry flavored lip gloss....oh, and a lil' period blood...What? I still think u r a jelly h8r...
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Thanks so much for that mental smell. I was about to go eat dinner.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 7:43pm.
I bet she smells like B.O., Jean Nate body wash, Wrigley's gum, and Raid.
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Juicy fruit or the green one?
heh. yeah, and that's BEFORE she takes off her boots and her pants!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 7:43pm.
I bet she smells like B.O., Jean Nate body wash, Wrigley's gum, and Raid.
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you forgot stale ciggies, stale beer, stale jizz, vomit and yesterday's sickly sweet Very Berry flavored lip gloss....oh, and a lil' period blood...What? I still think u r a jelly h8r...
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I bet she smells like B.O., Jean Nate body wash, Wrigley's gum, and Raid.
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Jelly h8rzzzzz! All of you, Oh yes, they's a LOT of jelly up in here cuz jam don't h8 like that...not even when you wash it down wif that H8RADE you jelly h8rz been drinkin'!!!!
She is HWAT... u wish u lookd like that or had her money...u r prolly all fat...lol...and live in ur mom's basement....
Meh, I'm tryna be a Jodieloon, but I'm falling flat here...Help? You know you wanna be a Jodieloon too!
JODIE4EVAH!
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