Kill, Kill, Kill
Who is the biggest queef in this picture? I really can't decide. The only thing missing is the smoke monster from Lost directly behind them ready to pounce. And by the look on Spencer Twatt's face, his yes-yes is getting a visit from a fisty friend. Blago is guilty as charged!
This is a promo picture for NBC's reality shit show I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!. Yes, this is a picture released by the network in order to get you to watch these people on your television. This picture is about as enticing as....well....as a reality show starring these three completely full barf bags.
NBC announced 7 of the 10 "celebrities(???)" that will tossed in the middle of a jungle in Costa Rica. So far, the cast includes Twit, Twat, Janice Dickinson, Sanjaya, Stephen Baldwin, John Salley and Torrie Wilson. Basically, the "who's who WHO no really WHO?!" of Hollywood. Blago was supposed to be a part of the cast, but a judge ixnayed that plan. NBC says they will use Blago in some way even though he can't go to Costa Rica. Hopefully, they are saving him for the spin-off, "Somali Pirate Master."
Here's some pictures from today's press conference about this mess. When Janice D is the most famous person in a show, you know there's a problem.
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I certainly won't be watching this piece of crap but I hope Janice Dickenson kicks the shit out of everybody.
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With his latest foray into the absurd, Blagojevich inadvertently proves that the prosecutor is right about him. This phony bastard will do ANYTHING for money.
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Blago is the biggest douche of them all! The founding fathers would be rolling in their graves Rot in hell, mnotherfucker... Dumb n dumber are irrelevant...who watches MTV?
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I love Blago! He's smart to keep in the limelight....makes it harder for his Chicago political enemies to off him. He's got the goods on Obama and Rahm Emmanuel. Haha....Blago forever!
on the other hand, i hope janice dickinson rips all the douche bags on this show a new fuckin asshole. she will definitely put them all in their place. i won't be watching, but i can't wait to hear about the janice-spencer catfight thats bound to happen.
spencer pratt is the definition of douche...
also i have never even heard of quite a few of those people and i wouldn't consider any of them really "celebrities"
Why isn't Blago behind bars?
Reminds me of the exchange between Norrington and Jack Sparrow in the first "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie:
N: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
J: But you HAVE heard of me.
Why is Spencer's head so...large? I sincerely hope he was a C-section birth.
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I know someone else in the world besides Heidi must understand wat I mean lol
I'm sorry, I love Spencer and always have, I can't help it.
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Aaaah, Blago. For 6 years he raped my beloved state of Illinois, and I hated his ass.
But the weird thing is, now that he's been ousted, whoring himself out on the talk show and talk radio circuit, threatening to write a tell-all about Illinois politics, and getting in on a reality show, he's KIND OF growing on me in a fucked up way. Like, I almost feel some sort of endearment towards him.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 1:41am.
This picture absolutely defines why you all need to stop watching "reality television".
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I would tend to agree. But I think you're gonna have to take that speech to a Wal-Mart or a Monster Truck Derby...cuz there's WAY more people who can't construct full sentences and they're way more likely to be the cause of this continued douchery.
But it's true that it could be like a Domino effect, where if you can get 10 people to stop watching and they tell 10 people ...and so on...
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Heidi used to sport Mormon face' - that long faced whitebread look with long white tombstone teeth. Maybe it's just the Mormons I met but they definitely had that 'look'. Added to the mystique actually I was fascinated by them until they knocked on my door at 8 am on a Saturday.
I read pig-nose is not going to be allowed to do the show/travel b/c of his current 'situation'. Or maybe it's just in the movies when someone is being investigated a detective lowers his voice and says 'Don't leave town, buddy..' His crazy would be interesting to watch at least. The 2 fake blondes are done.
i hope i won't get sucked in, but i face facts as a rule: i prolly will, and my effing head will explode.
Heidi's shoes are totally ridiculous, as is the rest of her outfit.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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I love that in all the group pictures, Janice looks like she wants to kill Stephen Baldwin. Them side eyes are deadly. And I love her for that! He's such a mega twat douche
The show won't be the same without Blago!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm ashamed to admit it....but Blago? I would hit that.
Rumor has it he's extremely, EXTREMELY well hung. And he's sorta hot, in that douchey way.
It's the hair that distracts me....
You do know what's gonna happen next...Twit and Twat will come back from the jungle, annouce they a have a bun in the oven.
*head explodes*
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 1:41am.
Stop watching crappy television? That’s crazy talk! If we stop watching it’ll go away, and what will MK do with all his spare time? I want MK to write lengthy stories about celebutards and bad reality telly to help me FORGET about the real world. Having said that, I will be scanning the papers for news of typhoons headed toward Costa Rica.
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WTF. Who gave Satan a handjob in order for this fuckery to be on TV?
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I am revolted by all three pictured.
But what if the blond guy is trying to communicate
something to us with his expression?
Like, "Please believe me, I am a really cool guy, I don't
belong here with these two losers"
naw.
This picture absolutely defines why you all need to stop watching "reality television". If not for you people that watch this garbage, you never would've heard of these people ever again and they could've faded into the obscurity that suits them perfectly. Want reality? Want drama? Read the newspaper.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 12:32am.
HAHAHA Twit, Twat & Toupe.
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Good one!!
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fuck i hate their dumass faces! im so glad ima aussie!
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HAHAHA Twit, Twat & Toupe. We've had enough of Bagojevich fucking up our state, someone else needs to take his mangy ass in. CA, you can have him AND his shitty hair!
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Stephen Baldwin will keep me from watching this trash. Now, if it were Daniel, that would be a different story. He was always the hottest Baldwin.
That face!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:04pm.
They can always just flip a loin, er, I mean coin.
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Blago's hair always looks fake to me, like it is glued on or something. I've always wondered if he is wearing a hairpiece. Or maybe he uses a can of Aqua Net on it every day like Jim Bob Duggar. They do have the same hair, now that I think of it.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:55pm.
Great hair and I'm sure that Blogo and Heidi will fighting over who gets to make Spencer spread his ass cheeks.
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...I hope tomorrow she sticks her teacup up her ass and calls it macaroni.... Mahaatma
Since I have so much to do right now, that second picture is great. not even sure who the guy is but he has the look of "wtf"...hahaha
Coma Caca!!
I have to say that Blago sure has magnificent hair. He blows that Twilight twink out of the water with his luxurious mane.
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John Salley has some really fucked up ears. I have seen pit bulls with better ears. He is one ugly M***** F*****.
Spencer Twat is a fucking pimp and attention addict.
The horse faced Twit has the IQ of a cumquat. She hangs with that girly guy? I don't know who has the lower IQ, the horse faced Twit or the big titted frog faced Simp. She and her doofus sister, Ashlee, should be on this dumb show.
@parissucksliterally ok will do (grabs machete and goes into the jungle) !!
Coma Caca!!
is she wearing stilettos in the fucking JUNGLE?
Please kill her. NOW.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:19pm.
Howdy!
Hoping his parole officer sees this post.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:19pm.
Hey Manimal!!!!
You know.....I actually like Blago.....he is such a fucking character. I do hope that he writes a "tell all" book and discloses the fuckery & skeletons that all the politicians have!!!
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It's a good thing that Blogo isn't allowed to go to Costa Rica....he would have made a run for it as soon as the plane landed.
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...I hope tomorrow she sticks her teacup up her ass and calls it macaroni.... Mahaatma
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:14pm.
I'm thinking he had a defining moment during Sesame Street.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:12pm.
I'm pretty sure he's had both up his no-no hole. Along with just about everything else that starts with the letter "R".
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:06pm.
I'm pretty sure he's had both up his no-no hole. Along with just about everything else that starts with the letter "R".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"