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Little Miley Cyrus is sick of playing with grown ass men who actually have pubic hair in their private areas, so now she's ready to shuffle back into the romper room where her ex-whatever Nick Jonas is waiting to let her play with his purity ring. That's what a source tells Gatecrasher.
The rumor going around the cafeteria is that 16-year-old Miley wants to break up with her 20-year-old boyfriend of 8-months, Justin Gaston, so she can go around with her ex Nick Jonas. Miley hasn't broken up with Gaston, but that hasn't stopped her from going to first-and-a-half base with Nick. A source said, “Miley was over at the Jonas house recently, and they were smooching. Nick’s parents have this rule that when a girl is over, the door has to be open, but that didn’t stop Nick and Miley from making out.”
The source forgot something. Not only does the door have to be open, but they both have to be wearing condoms (under their clothes, thank you very much) and holding a bible in one hand.
Miley knows that she totally needs to be with Nick, like totally, but the problem is that she's not sure how to break up with that old dude. The source went on to say, "She doesn’t know how to tell Justin that they’re over, but Nick is being very firm with her. He’s a good, stand-up kind of guy, and is making Miley tell Justin very, very soon. He’s being tough about it.”
Oh, Miley, I know it's hard. But all you have to do is get our your cutest Post-Its and your most adorable pen. Then write this note to Gaston: "Deer JG, itz totes over. I luvz NJ again. Letz be friendz. TTYL. Have an awsome summer. I LUV JESUS! Heartz, Miley." If you lay it on him deep like that, he'll totally understand.
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So, Miley doesn't know how to tell Justin? Has it occurred to anyone that perhaps this was leaked to the media, so the tabloids could do the dirty work for her? Immature 16 year old ahead....let's get the news media to splash the headlines to Justin: YO, JUSTIN: Who's your latest crush? Miley? Think again!
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 8:06am.
Oh, and the Jonas Brothers' "wholesome" shtick is a big fat put-on. Those vocal goody-goody preachy Christians are ALWAYS the biggest perverts around. It's just that their parents and handlers have a firmer grip on them than Miley's do.
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LMAO, Hekki. Some people joke "The (insert noun) went down like a preacher's daughter." i don't know much about Baptist Bible thumpers, but I do know one thing:
Never sleep with a secular humanist. They're BORING fucks and put off by "politically incorrect" fantasies.
OT: Jethro's daughter is so vulgar. Perhaps the reason why some of us laughed at Jamie Foxx's inappropriate remarks is because the sneaky child WILL make a sex tape,given time and her exhibtionist tendencies. Also,if she did get a
venereal disease, she'd blame it on a public toilet-which is why the bicycle seat line was funny.When a 16 year old has a 20 year old live-in boyfriend, I doubt they are playing checkers.No, wait. Jethro Junior is cerebral-she wrote a book! They play CHESS. That whole Radiohead at the Grammy Awards hissyfit was artificial, too. She really wanted to meet/know in the Biblical sense the lead snare or any other hot dude from the USC Spirit of Troy Marching Band.
Despite the improper reality behind the Disney wholesome image, I think Foxx was right to apologize publicly, which I doubt Howard Stern would have done. Foxx does have the right to consider himself a comedian (and a real muscian as well) and the most successful comics are the children of Richard Pryor or George Carlin, which is to say extreme. It wasn't okay to say crude things about a 16 year old girl.
But when she is 20 or so, all bets are off.
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Um... whatever.
Cyrus is a little whoa.
Submitted by Tiredofbeinsexy on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 12:45am.
you gotta be fuckin' kidding me... pathetic... stop typing, and go to bed Perez.... dipshit
yeah, now i'm gone... see ya all!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Michael K first met my bf a few months ago and since then my bf has been nothing but abusive mentally and physically abusive because he beats his bf Emmanuel because he steps on his toes when trying to talk to homewrecker aids ridden Michael K
HOME WRECKER:
A person who takes a taken individual with the intentions of breaking up the relationship and creating a relationship of their own.
Meaning not a home wrecker unless the person in the relationship leaves for the other person.
sure... everybody's worried about who the chipmunk is "dating", yet no one is worried about the fact that these people are "dating" a chipmunk!!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
The way you guys feel about Miley is how I feel about the Jonas brothers, can't stand them.
I just found the album cover for the upcoming Dorkas Brothers album at Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lines,_Vines_and_Trying_Times_album_co...
The title, Lines, Vines, and Trying Times, unfortunately, isn't about the good kind of lines.
And I nominate this for a Photoshop Award; there's just no way these kids are just naturally this un-unattractive!
(Heh. The talk here about their unattractiveness is cracking me up, since I was just watching the Jonas Brothers episode of South Park late last night, wondering the whole time, "What is it about these kids that the girls like? Their music sucks, and they're not cute. And, sure, in retrospect, the New Kids' music sucked, but at least they were cute!" I just don't understand the appeal; I must be getting old. It's like the tweeny-boppers are going for it all just because a giant evil mouse told them to. ... Suddenly, I feel sick.)
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"It's hard to talk when you're teabagging." — Anderson Cooper
I never really noticed before -- probably because I don't care about this girl -- but DAMN! her posture sucks!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
If it's about money though, yeah....I guess jonas bro would work better.
I don't care if he's a bit older, he treats her better I bet.
Miley you are one dumb chick if you break up with Justin for that dumb jonas that dumped you.
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Oh, and the Jonas Brothers' "wholesome" shtick is a big fat put-on. Those vocal goody-goody preachy Christians are ALWAYS the biggest perverts around. It's just that their parents and handlers have a firmer grip on them than Miley's do.
And I guess I'm stupid, but for the longest time, I thought the Jonas Brothers were Jewish. Unless I'm getting them mixed up some other brother group.
Submitted by mollination: "You know think about when you all were just starting to come into your sluttiness, did you ever go BACK to wanting to be a little tamer? No."
Exactly.
Or at least I didn't want a 'nice' guy until I hit my late 20s.
It's all PR, like you said.
You know think about when you all were just starting to come into your sluttiness, did you ever go BACK to wanting to be a little tamer? No. I don't buy that she all the sudden wanted a little boy again, especially when no slutty teenage girls ever date younger. That's a statistic that means when I was a slutty 15 year old I wasn't attracted to boys my own age or younger.
I think Miley's handlers started this one. They probably did it to counteract the negavity around her image latey. Once they realized how much popularity she lost with her youngies when she started acting all grown up, they realized their pockets were feeling a little lighter.
Miley and Nick Jonas make a better pair. Justin Gaston is too old for her and I suspect he's gay.
Miley sure loves the gayfaces.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Miley...I cant stand you. please go away and change your voice and the way you talk. thank you!
Coma Caca!!
Oh please. I think it's quite clear that Justin Gaston has always been her father's boyfriend, and merely her lil gay bestie about town.
I hate to admit it, but Nick has a douchey streak that is ALL MAN. So I can see the appeal.
I'll take Joe Jonas, though, pls, thanks.
Submitted by Mick on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:50pm.
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The images.... THE IMAGES!!!! THEY BURN!!!!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
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I'm confused.
Why does Miley have to break off with either of the 2 dudes? Why not have both?
All 3 can go to that hot little cutie Nick's house, leave the door open, jump into bed together and have wild times? You know, Justin & Nick using their hole-punchers on each other, while Miley uses the dildo on them - they take turns, 3 minutes at a time. Then when NickTin get ready to "arrive", Miley can use said dildo on herself. (and knowing Miley, she wouldnt bother cleaning it off first, either - like Daddy, like daughter).
What could be more sensible, and sensual?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I think there's a more sinister reason that the parents insist the door needs to be left open...
--thanks awfully--
That's right - set that hot boy free, Miley. Take your chipmunk cheeks back to whatshisface.
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WWBKD - Who Would Brian Kinney Do?
GET A GUM TRANSPLANT!!!!
Oh, and to answer someone's question below, the Jonas bros look like that because they are probably inbred. Their parents are probably bible thumping zealots who made eye contact with each other across the church pews . . . eventually got tired of just holding hands and finally got married . . . only to discover they were 1st cousins.
LMAO @ 'I LUV JESUS!' in a break up post it note.
But MOM the Bible gets in the way of second base! Wait...Nick is HOW OLD?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
she's really hot in a blonde wig....I give it about a year and a half before she's
shacking up with bruce willis ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Tell me. Why are the Jonas Brothers so fucking stupid-looking?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
this is so true! except for the one w/straight hair - he looks like justin's brother.
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The Jonas Bros. all look like the bastard sons of Tom Hanks.
So I guess she's going the "self-rejuvenating virgin" route. Her promise ring must say "I promise to never do it again."
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:48pm.
Yea...that comment really made my day! Thanks to you!
Miley can't have both! Greedy!
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...I hope tomorrow she sticks her teacup up her ass and calls it macaroni.... Mahaatma
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:33pm.
Does Nick have a bigger dick or something?
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...I hope tomorrow she sticks her teacup up her ass and calls it macaroni.... Mahaatma
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....Manimal5...I am so flattered - thank you!...
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Does Nick have a bigger dick or something?
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...I hope tomorrow she sticks her teacup up her ass and calls it macaroni.... Mahaatma
@ One-trick Pony: A parent isn't careful, and before she knows it, her kid thinks all 13-year-olds wear thongs, that sexy is better than smart, and that spray-tanning counts as a worthy way to pass the time. Gulp.
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Exactly. But kids can understand lots - you can totally prevent that:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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the one with the straight dark hair is the cutest by far!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 4:48pm.
DG is he the ugly one, or is there an uglier one than him?
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Snowy, IMO, this one is the true uglo of the 3. He face just creeps me out!
I think,from what I have seen, he thinks he's the most coolio too!
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Yeah, like this picture here...he actually makes me wanna up and smack the smug off his face. Silly boy.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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According to Justin's twitter page he has been sending some really loved filled messages. Don't know if it is to Miley or not! Hmmmmm!
...horny little Bible thumper or peen loving slutbag?....tomato, tomaaato I say...
...wasn't Shitney a "virgin" too?...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 4:48pm.
DG is he the ugly one, or is there an uglier one than him?
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Snowy, IMO, this one is the true uglo of the 3. He face just creeps me out!
I think,from what I have seen, he thinks he's the most coolio too!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:09pm.
My pleasure:) I love to type! And LOL - It's weird realizing later what your parents did for you, innit?
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And, yeah, I don't want to be a heathen and refuse my kids access to all the normal, fluffy kid stuff that appeals to them. But I want them to have that context, too, for what they see and hear. I can snark with the best of 'em, but at the end of the day, I know what's really important in life, and what good character is, and what ought to be valued. A parent isn't careful, and before she knows it, her kid thinks all 13-year-olds wear thongs, that sexy is better than smart, and that spray-tanning counts as a worthy way to pass the time. Gulp.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:09pm.
Well, I can only give you my experience.
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Thank you for this! It renews my belief that parents CAN combat all the garbage that's out there, so long as they keep a watchful eye and aren't afraid to pipe up once in a while. Looking back, I loved Debbie Gibson and New Kids and shit. And God bless 'em, my parents didn't ridicule me for it (in fact, my dad even took me to a Debbie Gibson concert - I owe him BIG now, 18 years later)
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My pleasure:) I love to type! And LOL - It's weird realizing later what your parents did for you, innit?
And I just wanted to add that I don't buy her stuff with celebrities on it. Ever. (wait - that's a lie, I let her buy HSM Valentine's the last three years and I took her to see Hilary (I think concerts are different tho) but other than that, no.) She somehow comes by it, sometimes, via birthdays and xmas but she knows I won't put money in those pockets...I think that helps too.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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I really figured Billy Ray was the one humping that twink in the first place.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:09pm.
Well, I can only give you my experience.
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Thank you for this! It renews my belief that parents CAN combat all the garbage that's out there, so long as they keep a watchful eye and aren't afraid to pipe up once in a while. Looking back, I loved Debbie Gibson and New Kids and shit. And God bless 'em, my parents didn't ridicule me for it (in fact, my dad even took me to a Debbie Gibson concert - I owe him BIG now, 18 years later). But - not to sound like a crusty old fart - things are so different now. The teen idols dress like they're 25 and working the stroll. And shows like "The Hills" teach kids that appearance and money are everything. I worry. I don't want some gross old man in L.A. getting rich off the tatters of my daughter's self-worth.
Moronic chipmunk faced Disney nightmare invention. Gross. Ugh.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 4:50pm.
I'd like to pose a question to all Dlisted parents: Is it inevitable that my future children will reach preteendom and get into mongoloids like these two? Or is there hope?
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Well, I can only give you my experience.
My kid didn't watch TV until she was 5. She was allowed movies, tho, and sometimes they were recommended by more "informed" kids...she really used to like Mary Kate and Ashley (ugh). But, mostly, she watched "foreign" (Canada and abroad) movies and shows.
Now that she does the sleepover and play date thing more often, she's watched more television and she likes HSM and Zack and Cody and Hilary Duff among other Disney Hos (damn that Disney!)...but we talk all the time about the smoke and mirrors involved with entertainment and advertising.
She's really into popular music..and the themes and sometimes the language is unsettling. If she hears a song she likes and I think it needs some background, I provide it. And just make sure she's thinking clearly and understanding that so many things are done just to make a dollar ...and that although it attracts her, some things are not really meant for her. She's very good about what is and what is not "for children".
I don't like to fuck with her self-esteem so I don't get into it with her like I do here if it's something she really likes but I am honest about my opinion, and I'm into pop culture just as much as she is so my opinions are strong...If something pains me (like, UGH! My Life Would Suck Without You, most recently) I can't help but say so;) I've noticed that her opinions just sorta begin to match mine over time.
She gets that some of the stuff she likes is trashy but she allows herself to enjoy it, and doesn't give tend to give it more attention than it deserves...like the way she knows the difference between candy and dinner.
PS. She thinks both Miley and the Jonas Bros. are just TOO cheezy! (but she secretly still likes Hannah Monatna;p)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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