Monday, April 27th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 24th!
The earliest Fuck My Life moment ever recorded. - LizzieBitch
Runners-up:
New study reveals children master the side-eye earlier than previously thought. - complication
Baby: as soon as I can walk, I quit this bitch - Migraine Sally
DANGER! She smashed the homie! - honeychile
Thanks Brian
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Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Vanilla Ice is still more embarrassing then these two, The Ninja Rap LOL
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McKnight Bowl Bartender: So, you two are dictionary salesmen?
Roy: You would be punctilious in assuming that."
I am soooo fucked! My dad is Les Nessman and my mom is underdog woman! Take me with you turtle man!
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___www.SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
The earliest Fuck My Life moment ever recorded.
BABY: I'm just amazed that these two had even the slightest clue of what to do.
Oh sure, this is gonna give me screaming nightmares for the rest of my life but what the fuck are they doing to that kid over there???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Mom, dad? Um, I'm getting fingerbanged by this dude in the giant turtle suit over here. Hello, anybody???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Partners Norbert and Donatello couldn't have been more thankful that a surrogate mother finally blessed them with a beautiful baby girl.
I think we've found a gum transplant donor for Miley Cyrus.
Kelsey Grammer attempts to turn his life around after years of boozing by launching a comeback tour with former meth addict Donatello and his former playboy bunny wife and child
Since the Peter Pan method isn't quite working out anymore, Michael Jackson had to switch it up to snatch more little boys.
Susan Boyle was more than happy to be a surrogate for her gay turtle friends.
Oh please Raphael, please make the bad man stop touching me!!
IN THIS ECONOMY, Donatello was the best Olan Mills could afford to offer.
The earliest photo of Shredder with his two parents before he killed them.
You cant tell from this picture but this is great for Vanilla Ice. With the economy so bad he accepted the job to DJ this shindig. I can hear it now playing in the background.... Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Now that's some NINJAMAN BUTTONS TURTLE SHIT!
Cowabunga! We are pleased to announce the birth our daughter Kelsey Ann Jones on 4/24/90.
Miley Cyrus' original parents.
"Fuck! At least when I wear the Santa suit I get to see a halfway decent MILF every now and again."
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Maury: AND YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
It was then that a young Ryan Seacrest realized his true path through life.
Its 2040 and Palin is still trying to whore off Bristol for her campaign. And yes Bristol mutated into a Ninja Turtle
Previously thought to be of marmoset descent, recently exposed baby pictures of Nicole Richie finally reveal her true descent, and the identity of her real birth father.
TMNT - Tell Mom No Turtles.
"...And when I threw my bo staff at her, she thought it was a stripper pole and while she was spinning around, we grabbed you and THATS the story of how we rescued you from the Octomom."
Tired of spawning regular, boring white bread babies, the Duggars thought they'd go in a more diverse direction with #19.
umm, you know that saying "Karma's a bitch?" well, she is.
Cowabunga! I always knew Donatello was my real father!
This poor kid escaped one snapper only to fall into the clutches of another.
I'm actually more concerned about how time has clearly ravaged April O'Neil and Casey Jones
Not only does Leondardo stop Shredder, he has saved this baby from the frog and the rat featured in this photo.
xxxSUCKITxxx
Look Who's Talking XIV: Babies on Some Good Shit!
"When it comes to four month old April, Leonardo, you are NOT the father!"
http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/2009/03/leonardo-laird-family.html
'm hot.
After a long search the Palins came up with a new son in law and surrogate father of Tripp.
This photo is taken from the best blog online other than here. http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/ The sexiest portraits in the whole worlds!
I'm hot.
"I ride anything I can get!"
*****
"I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!"
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Even the baby can't believe what geeks her parents are.
*****
"I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!"
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
The baby only came to meet Raphael; hence the reason she's giving Leo the side-eye.
*****
"I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!"
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Their family tree IS the ugly tree, and they got hit by every branch.
TURTLE POWER!
*****
"I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!"
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
One of these things is not like the other, oh one of these things just isn't the same...
Can you spot which of the four is not a mutant?
*****
"I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!"
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
After his show in Bigelow, Arkansas, these lucky winners finally got one of Brett Michael's coveted back stage passes.
Well this explains the baby's odd shell... Still the father looks happy about it.
Llittle Tyler was soon to learn that everyone has a funny uncle in the family.
If Madonna can adopt a child...why not a ninja turtle.
I guess I'll end up wearing glasses too. Oh well, at least I didn't end up with some fucking shell attached to my back.
"Oh shit, I look like Dad instead of DaddyT! Well, at least I don't look like the fucking surrogate."
Say Pizza!!!!
(anyone who watched this will know what's up) LOL