Open Post: Hosted By Sheyla Hershey
Do you remember Sheyla Hershey? She was the gorgeous natural beauty who always dreamed of having chichis each the size of a bloated sumo wrestler who hasn't went poopy in weeks? Sheyla wanted to have MMM implants put in, but nobody would do it in the U.S, because it will kill you. So she rolled the life dice and had those suckers installed in Brazil. Sheyla lived to the tale! Although, she almost died a couple of times, because her Goodyear titty balls crushed her lungs.
Well, Sheyla is back where she belongs, in the spotlight! She was on The Insider last night and she's 7-months pregnant! Once again, Sheyla might die. You see, Sheyla has heart problems which really isn't shocking seeing as though she has an entire class of fat kids sitting on her heart. Per doctor's orders, Sheyla had her MMMs taken out while she's pregnant. She plans to have them put back in after she gives birth.
But wait, there's more! Sheyla had a tummy tuck before she got knocked up, so her baby girl is all smooshed in there which could cause complications later. Sheyla is basically going to give birth to a pancake.
Let me ask a question. Is having a pair of magnificent chichis really worth all of this pain and suffering? DUHHH!!!!
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It's so sad that there are people like this out there that allow themselves to be brainwashed by society. Pick up an issue of Cosmo and it'll tell you all about how to "empower" yourself by making yourself sexy and appealing to men, but it still sends the message that woman can only gain power and prestige by fitting the traditional standards of beauty. The fact that this woman would be willing to risk not only her own health but the health of her unborn child just so she can have a tight tummy and giant boobs is sad and disgusting.
the temptation of uniforms-"Uniformmate.com"-bring together single members of the Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard, Police Force, and Firefighters, as well as civilians, veterans for friendship, love, romance, marriage and even more.
Ignorant moron.
What a goal: to be the biggest breasted woman around? *shaking head*
Michael K first met my bf a few months ago and since then my bf has been nothing but abusive mentally and physically abusive because he beats his bf Emmanuel because he steps on his toes when trying to talk to homewrecker aids ridden Michael K
And among the sad games of cybering and nude exchanges these two are meant to be in a bareback aids ward together.
HOME WRECKER:
A person who takes a taken individual with the intentions of breaking up the relationship and creating a relationship of their own.
Meaning not a home wrecker unless the person in the relationship leaves for the other person.
I've used Creed, but the Virgin Island Water (should be called Fire Island Water, really) not the Spring Flowers. I really liked the Virgin Island Water, but once the samples were gone, I wasn't going to pay $300 for it.
What a beautiful, well adjusted, confident woman. i hope she has a girl so she can pass her sage womanly wisdom on... what an ass!
Are you single?I just found a hot web site.http://millionairechats.com. where people can make friends with rich man,sincere girls and so on. I signed up and It's exciting
Crazy Woman mutilating herself , horrible, personal mutilation so she can look like someone she is not. It's beyond self hatred. --------------------------------------------------------
i hope she dies in pancake birth and the pancake is adopted by people that arent fucking asshats
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
This chick seriously needs a psych eval, because clearly she's not right in the head. Not to say that doctors in Brazil are bad, but if you have to leave the country because what you want done is illegal, shouldn't that give you a head's up right there?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I have a magnificent set of natural chichis and I've endured not nar a moment of pain or suffering! Between 36C to 38D, baby! My uterus gives me more pain and suffering at this point. I can't wait to have that shit removed.
And like Beyonce I shall never ever Twitter.....Lord, I have something in common with Beyonce. Shoot meh now. Seriously....John Mayer does it, Diddy does it, Kanye does it, Solange does it. I might as well set up an account with the name SummersEve because I'd feel like a big douche.
Oh and on the work front, a sad dumb bitch lost her job....she didn't have to but bitch wouldn't learn or dead her attitude. Unfortunately about 4 other dumb bitches remain. Why did this new guy get hired and it turns out he is scared of everything. Bad enough to work with a bunch of woman but to hire a man and he turns out to be the biggest pussy is just craziness. Why me? *thumps leg like Nancy Kerrigan* Why me?
And please tell why talking to yourself is the new thing now. Back in my day we used to call that "a mental problem"....ummm, I still think it's a mental problem. You are standing next to me mumbling away yet not talking to anyone but the voices in your head. You might have a problem. Yes, this is what I work with daily. Mental rejects.
You will have to forgive my rant this evening. Today I got so irate at work I almost passed out my pressure got so high. I work with this rude ass bitch and she was trying to insinuate I wasn't doing my job....and I had to fight the rest of the day not to shove my fist down HER lazy grill. And then the clients were trying to work a last nerve. I don't know whoever started that "the customer is always right" bullshit but truly the customer needs to shut the fuck up sometimes and just listen to what they came to pay you for. Since you came to see me and not I to see you, it might be that I know my fucking job and you don't. Grrrr. Customer was about to get the fist too. And if you can't afford it then why are you here. Fuck if I care about your MS. Then stay home with your cheap, sick ass. Damn, I got migraine/sinus/tension headaches daily, fibroids the size of a cantaloupe, a numb toe, high blood pressure, inflammatory bowel syndrome, a tooth with an exposed root, and insomnia.....I am not caring about anyone else's physical woes and I still pay my damn bills or I don't buy shit I can't afford.
Pray for me, bitches, pray for me....
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/30bd63e3
This should help.
My sympathies to the baby about to be born to this dumb...selfish...needy...sociopath...CUNT.
Is this where the party is at??
Coma Caca!!
Tetas.com hahaha
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:44pm
I found you and requested you snowy!!!!
Oh my god, i've only had twitter for a few seconds and it's already becoming an obsession.....
My profile pic is of Billy Zane.
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"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
Lavadama ha ha I know!
OK I'm going home now, talk to you whores later!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Maybe I can squeeze a drink in first! HAHAH!
Ok. I'm out for real now. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lavadama I can't find you, I'm snowpiecenyc
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I'll be there very, very soon. Have a good one, M.E.
Ben and Jerry's Triple Caramel Chunk is frozen crack.
That is all.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Okie Dokie horz. I'm outie. Time to go get people drunk!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:39pm.
Sugaroo - Chinese water torture. That is my choice.
Or a winter on a crab fishing boat, Tyhoon eminate.
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Pennywise isn't real, though.
Enid is real and it's spectacular!
I think Enid R. Lipschitz is your destiny, M.E. Come on, yew can't fight the fug!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:38pm
I hear ya, if I didn't delete my facebook and myspace pages today cause of some drama, I wouldn't have started a twitter :-)
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"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
Sugaroo - Chinese water torture. That is my choice.
Or a winter on a crab fishing boat, Tyhoon eminate.
I don't have twitter. My FB is already too much for me!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:35pm.
Oh don't you dare bitch!
I choose chinese water torture.
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Choose.
Now.
Save.
Yourself.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:17pm.
Any of you whores have a twitter account? I just started one and am looking to add people...
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We alllllll do! Down here.............we alllll float!
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I will be cursing you ALL NIGHT LONG now betch!
FUCK!
Nightmares of Pennywi...
*runs of mumbling to self*
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Now, see I thought yew had gone homey home!
You MUST choose - Enid or Pennywise! DOITDOITDOIT!
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Oh don't you dare bitch!
I choose chinese water torture.
Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:29pm.
Yew is following me! :P
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Suga is added. :-)
And if anybody cares to find me, I'm DawnMariePS.
"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:17pm.
Any of you whores have a twitter account? I just started one and am looking to add people...
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We alllllll do! Down here.............we alllll float!
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I will be cursing you ALL NIGHT LONG now betch!
FUCK!
Nightmares of Pennywi...
*runs of mumbling to self*
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Now, see I thought yew had gone homey home!
You MUST choose - Enid or Pennywise! DOITDOITDOIT!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:24pm.
LOL @ SUGA. I probably should've asked a couple of hours ago, but, I'm slow. LOL.
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I cannot divulge the whereabouts of others in Twitter without some painful amputations coming my way, but I am TheRealSugaroo up in there.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:17pm.
Any of you whores have a twitter account? I just started one and am looking to add people...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
We alllllll do! Down here.............we alllll float!
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I will be cursing you ALL NIGHT LONG now betch!
FUCK!
Nightmares of Pennywi...
*runs of mumbling to self*
LOL @ SUGA. I probably should've asked a couple of hours ago, but, I'm slow. LOL.
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"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:17pm.
Any of you whores have a twitter account? I just started one and am looking to add people...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
We alllllll do! Down here.............we alllll float!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Any of you whores have a twitter account? I just started one and am looking to add people...
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"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:03pm.
Sugaroo - he had NO ASS and was wearing really loose jeans. Couldn't get a outline of the package.
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Sounds like he's the one who got all the visuals. How fair is that? Men!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Sugaroo - he had NO ASS and was wearing really loose jeans. Couldn't get a outline of the package.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:43pm.
Sugaroo- no, I kept my clipboard up. But condractor dewd was fucking AMAZON tall. I'm sure he got a nice peek.
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Get to the good stuff. Did he have a nice ass and was his package adequate?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Sugaroo- no, I kept my clipboard up. But condractor dewd was fucking AMAZON tall. I'm sure he got a nice peek.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:28pm.
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
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Did yew flash your bewbs?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
yeah, spring flower is kinda of a douchie name now that i think about it...$300 douche
Submitted by Squash Posh on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 4:20pm.
ahaha, angel, uh no..
CREED is a high end pefume that started in 1700's
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Whew! It occurred to me, afterwards, that you might tell me it was a douche! That's way better. And with that - I dunno, never heard of it:) But I so rarely smell good perfumes that when I do, I'm shocked by how lovely they are...that must be really lovely if it's been around so long...
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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heavens! i just realized i misspelled poor Audrey's name!
add sheyla to the increasingly growing list of nutjobs that reproduce when they should be sedated and handcuffed in a rubber room...
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you see me, bitch....
ahaha, angel, uh no..
CREED is a high end pefume that started in 1700's and has been the royal blah blah for centuries....Spring Flowers was made for Audry Hepburn
Additional regarding "I know who killed me". You can actually see that shitty fake tan crap on Blowhan's hands. They're stained orange. *puke*
Black hair and orange skin. Yeah, that's hot!
Lord, why am i still watching this? Train wreck mode!
Submitted by Squash Posh on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 4:11pm.
hey, popping in here with a random question....
Has anyone used CREED.
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Umm...isn't that a Christian Rock Band?
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
hey, popping in here with a random question....
Has anyone used CREED...specifically Spring Flowers?