One Of Brit Birt's Extensions Goes Rogue
During Brit Brit's "I Kin Move Mah Lips An' Wave Mah Hans" show in Oakland the other night, one of her extensions broke free of the track and made a break for it. Methinks it took the line "out of my head" as its cue. The extension is now on a Greyhound bus to Miami where it plans to shake the jerky dust off of itself. It won't go far, though. When it crosses through Atlanta, Kim Zolciak's mangy beast wig will trap that ho and make it parts of its harem.
It's totally weird, but nothing makes me more happy than seeing a busted ass weave track or extension lying on the street. It confirms to me that broke down skank hos still exist in the real world and that makes me happy.
P.S. - What in Monday-to-Friday Helsinki is going on in that clip? It's like a scene out of HBO's Real Sex from the 80s.
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I see she's gained a bit of weight; kinda scary if you're expecting someone to pick you up and dangle you in the air...
And that track was awful; I hope to God there aren't people who still think she sings live.
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Gawd, that sucked. She is a catatonic heifer.
Ah Yes! the old lift my fat ass up and throw me back down....too bad they couldn't airlift her ass to the middle of the Pacific and drop her off.
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She sure is getting fat..not a good thing.
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i was there but of course i didn't notice that! her show was really good, i will say. it wasn't half ass or anything!
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She's totally ripping off Madge's bed number from Blonde Ambition.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:01pm.
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Britney Spears will not be required to appear in court as part of her conservatorship's attempt to gain permanent restraining orders against Sam Lutfi and Jon Eardley, according to E! Online.
A Los Angeles Superior Court judge reportedly stated, "There was a finding of a judge of the Superior Court that she lacks the capacity to testify," after hearing closing arguments on Tuesday.
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Well damng nabbit Sheeps, dem Cuntry gals don't need no edumacashun nor the ability to understand them lawyer types!
my gawd...who pays to see this crap...that chunk of horse yaki is the smart one for making a run for it...
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LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Britney Spears will not be required to appear in court as part of her conservatorship's attempt to gain permanent restraining orders against Sam Lutfi and Jon Eardley, according to E! Online.
A Los Angeles Superior Court judge reportedly stated, "There was a finding of a judge of the Superior Court that she lacks the capacity to testify," after hearing closing arguments on Tuesday.
Who goes to these shows?
Aww, her weave looked so sad and lonely being left behind! lol
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Are my eyes deceiving me or is she copulating with a winged dwarf?
That whole clip was so funny I almost cried laughing. The weave being left behind was the icing on the cake. That IS some Real Sex 80s style...instead they should call it AWKWARD Sex though. She looked clumsy and weird doing it and even the dude looked like he wanted to be paid way more to do this crap. Who pays to see this SHIT anyway!?
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My eyes!!
Was that supposed to be sexy?
Also, why not just use her real hair. Extensions are so bad for your hair/scalp.
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not me! Man, i swear these people are so stupid.
Take that money and go to a better circus, but that's just me. She ain't go no monkeys, which are far more entertaining
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Ok Paula Abdul learned her lesson when she had an unflattering costume fiasco happen to her, but Brit Twit doesn't seem to get it. She is a bit chunky,and still thinks it's 2001. Maybe she should stick to corsets.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:31am.
wow, thank you angel_i! hellz, that's a lot of money ($1070)for a ticket to a BS concert! i wouldn't pay that much to see her...to see anybody for that matter. $106 i guess i'd be eager to pay but i'd have to think twice since i am always broke. argh! and plus she's not coming to my country any time soon so...problem solved :)
i saw this. its sooooo funny!
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Cuz MissP, they wanna see her PUSSY HANGIN OUT y'all!! :P
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:31am.
@Haribo:
This much in Canada: 164 tickets available from $106 to $1070 each.
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Whaaaa???!!!
*head explodes*
*brain pudding everywhere*
*scoops it back up*
*stuffs brain inside head again*
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STOOPID?!!?!
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@Haribo:
This much in Canada: 164 tickets available from $106 to $1070 each.
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how much are the tickets?
Ha! On the bottom there is a cool Pshop tutorial showing you how to make Britney look hot. It's good. What's making me laugh is that they gave up when they got to her legs. LOL!
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thanks for attempting to spare me from having to watch it again... before I got a response I was impatient and watched a couple more times and finally saw the moment in question.
again I say - in what universe is this considered sexy?
Submitted by Mrs. F. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:41am.
I watched it like 3 times and I still don't see the weave falling out :(
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It doesn't fall out as much as it gets RIPPED out. Her dance partner descends upon her and plants his palm on her hair which is on the divan. The full rip-out is at :15. Watch again. Sorry.
Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:01am.
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LOL. She'd never make the cut for Cirque du Soleil! Their largest costume is a Size 6. Oh wait. 6 is the new 12.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:04am.
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comedy gold!! lol
Holy shit that's a REALLY unflattering costume.
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This just made my morning. Motherfucking comedy GOLD. I just might pay to see that shit happen!
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Trying to smoothly hoist her fat ass up was really uncomfortable to watch :S
I can NOT believe she gets paid for that shit. has the whole world gone retarded?
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It boggles my mind that people paid money IN THIS ECONOMY to see this. Bitch is phoning it in, and it's painfully obvious.
Yoga granny has more grace than brit brit does. That's scary.
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I watched it like 3 times and I still don't see the weave falling out :( please don't make me watch it more than absolutely necessary... can a kind soul tell me the time when it happens?????
and on a related note... I am filled with pity for anyone who paid to see this show.
NEVER MIND - finally saw it - ouch.
are there really people who find this incredibly awkward coupling sexy? Maybe that's not the point... don't tell me it's art??
Submitted by Mrs. F. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:35am
:15 - look at the top of the chair.
Submitted by Mrs. F. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:35am.
Watch when Shitney's aerial boyfriend lands on her. His left hand holds the extension down. As she raises up, the blonde scrap is left on her chaise.
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Couldn't they have brought her trainer along on tour? Girl needs to engage in a vigorous exercise regime beyond zombie stomping and lip syncing on stage.
It's incomprehensible to me that people pay big money to see this nonsense. The dumbing down of what passes for entertainment today is mind-boggling.
that looks soooo budget. The weave, the "show", oh that poor, poor guy that had to hoist her LMAO!!!
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I wonder how long her hair really is now. Has it been two years since she shaved her head?
Dangnabbit! I hate that I can't see videos at work! :(
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She is embarrassing herself at every turn. Bloated, lip-syncing, and clearly seems like she's "phoning it in" in terms of her performance.
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END MAH FAIKE HAIRZ IZ CUMMIN UNDONE TOO Y'ALLZ.
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Gross, can't they put a better weave in? She's like using the Paraskank Hilton line of clip ins for fuck's sake. The costumes are hideous all around for the tour, I seriously have no clue what the designers were thinking.
That being said, I'd love to see this mess if it didn't cost anything. Britney live would be amazing, especially when little gems like this pop up around every corner. "MAH PUSSAY'S HANGIN' OUT!"
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That was...awkward.
Britters needs some one-on-one lessons with YogaGranny.
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