The Romo Or The Booze
Last month, the big-tittied frog shamed herself even more as the opening act on Rascal Flatt's tour. Jessica Simpson celebrated the end of her career the tour by diving head first in the booze bottle and not coming out. This has her boyfriend, Tony Romo Ribs, all angry-like and shit.
A source told The National Enquirer, "Tony is fed up. She's been pressuring him to marry her and have children, but he's giving her a firm 'no' until she cleans up her act. Tony won't even consider moving forward with Jess until she cuts back on partying."
That's gross. I don't care how good a dude can dick you, if he says "It's either me or the bo-," drop the peen and proceed to the nearest exit. If it starts with a BO and he's making you give it up, that's not a good thing. It could be booze, Boones Farms, boobs, bongs, Booty Call (Vivica's finest work), etc.... You should not stick around to find out what he's making you quit!
Although, Jessica's career is the Mother's Circus Animal Cookie that has been rotting under my refrigerator for the past 6-months, so maybe she should tell Tony's she's off the sweet nectar and marry him to get her greasy hands on his cash. She could always fill a Listerine bottle with whiskey and chug it whenever Tony's got his head turned. Money before booze. Papa Joe would give me a (click only if you want to cream your panties) TITTY DANCE for writing that. And then I'd have to call the authorities.
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I don't think I've ever seen Jess drunk on gossip sites actually. I mean she looks sorta drunk here but not really. I've seen a lot of celebs look a lot worse on here. She just looks bloated. If Tony is making her do this than fuck him, she can do whatever she wants she doesn't need to marry him either. If this is true, methinks it's not true actually.
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How do we know she really is a drunk? I always go to gossip sites (it's my guilty pleasure). I have never seen a photo of her drunk.
Romo could do better. That is obvious. But it is unfair to blame Jessica for his performance on the field.
Yes, she is high maintenance and dumb as a rock. But didn't he know that when they first got together? It's not like she hides it.
The only thing is, maybe he is sick of her being so obtuse, and her gaining weight. He could be fed up.
I can see men getting sick of Jessica. I can also see her pressuring her BF's for marriage.
Time will tell.
Submitted by Josh Woodward on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 1:44pm.
While Nick was waiting to marry her, did she blow him or at least jerk him off?
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Lets fucking hope so! For his sake!
While Nick was waiting to marry her, did she blow him or at least jerk him off?
Nick obviously loved Chestica, because that dude dated her for what 4/5 years before they got married and, if reports are true, he waited THAT long to have sex with her.
Majority of the comments are spot on. Jessica should of stayed with Nick if she wanted kids so bad. He did love her.
Tony Romo just wants a good time and he does not want to marry Jessica at all. If he did he would of done it by now. All the excuses is not going to change his mind. He's going to bring up something she needs to "change".
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Jessica handled this situation wrong. She was probably an easy lay (and still is) to Romo. Why would he marry her?
Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:07am.
LOL at "doughy retard"
Paris is for stoners.
Late to the party here, but...
If you have to pressure a man to marry you, it's time to walk away.
If a man gives you a list of things you need to change before he considers marriage, it's time to walk away.
If he doesn't want children and you do (or vice versa), it's time to walk away.
I'm not Jessica's hugest fan, but I think she should cut her losses NOW. I'm sure there are lots of men who'd be happy to marry her.
She is so BORING! Is she a drunk? I can't tell. Where are the DUI's? The slurred interviews? Wild naked titties?
Bitch is lame, especially for such a loser.
Tony Romo is a loser.
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A: Jessicunt Blimpson.
I don't think Romo is the type who is looking to put a ring on anyone's finger anytime soon.
Ugh, I've said enough about Jess, he's no prize either. He looks like a doughy retard. She definitely traded down in the "over the hill frat boy" department because Lachey was hotter, even with his tacky ass 90's armband tats.
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I got nothing to say about Jessica. Honestly, I think she's cute and I feel a bit sorry for how much heat she's taken.
But that photo above, that enormous bag she's carrying...makes me think of how recently I had to buy a purse. I care NOTHING for designer handbags and could not care less how much your overpriced Coach crapola cost. I just want a good bag that's not going to fall apart. So I went to Kohl's and came to the conclusion that purses come in two sizes these days: way too freaking big and way too freaking small. And what's with all the obnoxious colors?
(I ended up going to Target)
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I would love it if Tony dropped her ass before football season starts.
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Simply ridiculous or sad? Found more photos also at http://everyceleb.com/jessica-simpson-has-a-family-dinner/article-2795
Simp is finished. So is her little sister.
Romo is not that stupid as to marry that attention whore. He'll dump her soon. The Cowboys may even tell him to drop her. If his performance does not improve, he'll be cut or traded. He won't risk his career over a woman who thought Chicken of the Sea was a bird.
Kyle Boller was hanging with a blond drunk. The Ravens told him to drop her. He did. So will Romo. Quite frankly, he can find a better looking, smarter woman. Simp is too high maintenance.
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Hmmmm ... unsuccessful Micky Mouse club audition, her first album was recorded with a company who went bankrupt and never released the shiz, dropped out of high school, can't keep a man, pushing turdy, was one of the most stupidest bints on TV at one point, failed (FAILED) as a country musak singer ... yeah, a stellar track record. No wonder the men and the offers are lining up.
If she wants to be married and have kids, why didn't she STAY married to the man who was crazy about her and wanted to have kids with her? Oh, that's right. She became too full of herself and thought he was no longer good enough for her. Now NO ONE will marry her or have kids with her. Serves her right. Karma is a bitch.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
her career is in the toilet, Romo won't marry her....what else is she going to do but drink?
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Now I know why every pic of Jessica makes me want to play 'Sad Or Drunk'. She's both!
God knows that poor dimwit could use someone to think for her... but if I had a boyfriend that tried to take my plonk away I'd be sad too. Then I'd drink more to forget how sad I was.
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As we saw with Jessica's first marriage, jessica is really bad at marriage because all she wants is the wedding. Jessica doesn't know what to do in a relationship and how to treat her partner past the I DO.
This dumb ass is like the opposite of Britney. Jessica needs to be young and stupid for a while and fuck up and just plain fuck. But the protestant side of her pressures her psyche into justifying the sex by continuing to pressure her partner for marriage.
If Britney weren't just plain bat shit crazy and didn't have so many sycophants around her telling her she looked good though she's fat, can sing when she can't, can dance when she's falling down...she might have actually grown up and learned from her mistakes and put some hard yards into her career and ended up being this really interesting person. Jessica is never going to give herself a chance to learn from her mistakes because she's too busy playing perfect instead of finding her passion.
I think wearing the jersey was ok, but I don't watch football, hate it. But, she was trying to put attention on her during the game. That part was the part that annoyed me at least.
Romo is fed up with looking at J-Stimpy's OctoCrazy-like lips and is using every excuse in the book to Pimp The Simp for publicity and not have to actually marry her no-talent drunk ass.
I think her descent into making a fool of herself began when she started wearing his jersey to football games. Girlfriends/wives of players just don't do that.
Nite, Nitty!!!
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The worst part for her is everyone that dates her hates her dad and se is dumb enough to let her dad stick around all the time
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:19pm.
Wait'll I bust out the Curling-based euphemisms!
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Curling? Would that be hair or weight lifting? *blinks twice, puffs out chest and twirls blonde hair* Like, is that from the salon or the gym?
LOL! You slay me! Unfortch, I've got to be up early in the ayem so I'm heading out. You guys have fun and a few laughs for me. Niters, all!
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Yeah, she messed up, I'm not one to judge how she felt about Nick but I know that she said she loved him and if she dumped him cause she felt better than him she's an idiot, and it's sad. I don't think she will necessarily find someone to marry again.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:11pm.
Wait'll I bust out the Curling-based euphemisms!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
or he's not that into her lol
Simpson never should have dumped Nick Lachey. She's gone downhill since....
Um...I would hazard a guess that he's just not that into her. ESPECIALLY after all the stories here today of sacrifice for love...nawmsayin'?
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She's been pressuring him to marry her and have children,
All I know is that if it wasn't for booze AND peen...I don't think I would have been born.
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Poor Jessica, Nick let her drink what she wanted. I bet she is not a total drunk, I bet she just likes to get plastered now and then and what single woman in their 20s almost 30 doesn't? I bet he's just a control freak like my ex bf. Maybe i'm wrong but I just have that feeling
Dee..Um..did I say I prefer the booze to the peen? Um, I lied. TV's got your refill.
TV, puh-leeze! She's the only one st00pid enough to think Romo was referring to "her" tight end.
(note: feels really uncomfortable making sports type euphemisms since she knows fuck all about most of them.)
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if he says "It's either me or the bo-," drop the peen and proceed to the nearest exit. I couldn't have said it better myself...
Yea DeeDee...I have to remind myself that it's not total reality, the reality shows, if at all.
She makes sure she has good bags though....so.....I think she forgot or something
Submitted by Rosemary on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:50pm.
lol no really.....she used to dress pretty well on newlyweds.....a lot better than now...maybe she had a stylist
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I bet MTV had makeup people and stylists helping her. They didn't raid the local Motel 6 for a dress.
Nitty, don't be gettin all cheap on me. I know you have da Goose on hand. *holding out my glass*
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:48pm.
TV, imagine that? Romo doesn't want a drunk, big tittayed women in his bed?
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He liked her a lot better before she went from Tight End to Wide Receiver.
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i used to think it was depression but i dunno it's been a few years now..maybe she has less money and it's not as fun for her now cause she loved to spend ...spend hundreds on underwear even...and now she just throws something together that looks "decent", I dunno lol
Submitted by Rosemary
lol no really.....she used to dress pretty well on newlyweds.....a lot better than now...
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She really did. Plus, after they divorced she started showing up with that really harsh eye shadow and she started looking fugly. When she was on Newlyweds she wore light, cute makeup. But that raccoon eye crap just came out of nowhere and looked horrible.
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Submitted by Rosemary on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:48pm.
lol no really.....she used to dress pretty well on newlyweds.....a lot better than now...
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Maybe she can only think of one thing at a time? On the newlyweds, she probably had a shoe wrangler to tie her laces for her. Now that she has to do it herself, something else had to fall by the wayside.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
lol no really.....she used to dress pretty well on newlyweds.....a lot better than now...maybe she had a stylist