Friday, April 24th 2009
The CAPTION THIS WINNER For April 23rd!
It's getting to the point where Donatella Versace needs assistance walking the red carpet. - Dixiegirl
Runners-up:
About time the butler cleaned under Paris' bed - NoAnjl
Impatienly, I fast forward to the conclusion of a "Curious Case of Ali Lohan" - La Profesora
Carcassas of moviegoers who watched "Mamma Mia!" still being discovered/removed from theatres. Ms. Streep has no comment. - justint
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HA HA! I won!!
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Congrats to all of you!!!
I really enjoyed: "Impatienly, I fast forward to the conclusion of a 'Curious Case of Ali Lohan' - La Profesora"
L&PFOREVERXOXOXO TY!
TY OPHELIAAAAAAAAA!!! XO
congrats to all you funny beeyotches.
oh and happy barfday (if you do it right it will be) to my sistah NoAnjl :)
::go cries in the corner cause my team didn't even make the playoffs::
NoAnjl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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AND HAPPY BDAY LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!
And congers to DixieGal, justin and La Prof :o)
NoAnjl, that game last night was SWEET! I wish I could be in Philly for the game tomorrow. Go Flyers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
BIFF, C WORD, DEB - ty my lovebugs!!! *smooches*
Sweetas - I love you baby! xo
Debs!!! We're hanging in.......keep those fingers crossed!!! xo GO FLYERS!
Congrats winners!! Dixiegirl, OMG! GUFFAW!!
Happy birthday and congrats NoAnjl♥♥ mah hookah!!!! The original and still unsurpassed CT queen! *putting BK crown on you and a big fat sloppy kiss*
Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:02am.
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Happy Birthday you funny monkey fighter!
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This place has got everything.
NoAnjl! Happy birthday, hon!
Congrats to all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Dixiegirl - that was heeeeesterical!!!! Congrats hon!
Congrats to my runners up buddies (ALL GREAT ENTRIES) and especially MK. Little did you know, you made my bday hon!! LOL xoxo ;)
Happy Weekend All!!!!!
JABIFFDUDEXOXOXO
LMAO justint! I know I couldn't make it through Mamma Mia without going into a coma.
Congrats. Dixiegirl, NoAnjl ☺, and La Profesora!
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OMG La Profesora, too funny. congrats to the winners.
LMAO at the parasite one.
Congrats, Dixiegirl! Wtg, ♥NoAnjl♥, La Profesora and jusint! Very fargin funny!
CWord: Cool but nast.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Congrats funny horz!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Congrats winners!
WTG NoAnjl!!
Not sure if anyone clicked the link but here's a synopsis:
- body is 400 years old
- found in the wall of a Devon, UK home
- thought the cat either got stuck behind the wall or its body was placed there by a past resident to ward off evil spirits
- owner (who ironically enough is a Funeral Director) is putting the body back where he found it
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This place has got everything.
After Retirement: Calvin and Hobbes circa 2009
"Just throw it in the pile with the rest of them, Randy. What did you think we'd find redoing Paris' drywall, lollipops and sunshine?"
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
No doubt - Michael Jackson would buy this!
No joke, Pamela Anderson's pussy actually looks like that.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Goddammit! Give it the fucking cheeseburger!!!
Hey, ya'll! Mah dead pussy's hangin' out!
No caption suggestion, but geez, I could really do without this kind of image in my head. I happen to like kitties.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Just another day in the life of Richard Gere's proctologist.
I've heard of a dry pussy before but THIS is rediculous!!!
Vadge's butler will surely be let go early for awakening her from her crypt.
Apparently Jesus isn't the only one that loves dried up pussy.
"It looks like he holds me at a distance but we will go home and cuddle the shit out of each other."
Immediately after winning reality show, The Cougar, the contest claimed his bride.
Paris Hilton before her skin shed.
In celebration of Shakespeare's birthday and death day, we celebrate by digging up the remains of his pet cat.
It's all that remains of Sean Lennon's
"musical career"... see the evidence here:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=5169631...
How he finds time to record that nonsense while spending hours Twittering about MySpace and Facebook is beyond me, but what is more annoying is that he doesn't know basic grammar: ... written by Charlotte and I...
Written by I ? Mm, okay...
Why are peeps in uniforms considered sexy?Wanna dating more hot girls and guys in uniform, you can log on_www.uniformmate.com_
These more recent shots of Vadge's pussy just look so different... maybe its the lack of hair.
Morris the Cat bores his nephew with stories about how much better the Meow Mix was back in "ott-five".
Since Spaghetti Cat shot to fame, long lost relatives have literally come out of the woodwork.
Her self-tanner is pretty good, but Lindsay's line of cat food, Sevin Nyne Lives, didn't work out so well.
Her self-tanner is pretty good, but Lindsay's line of cat food, Sevin Nyne Lives, didn't work out so well.
Dear daughter, here's the pic of you from yesterday that you wanted. Sure am glad you're on the right track!
Love Papa Lohan
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes.
Leona Helmsley's trustee says that even though her dog Trouble looks a little under the weather, he is confident he will make a full recovery and live many, many, many years.
Proof Paris Hilton was reincarnated! The largest pussy born with the largest feet ever, accompanied by a perforated rectum, vacant eyes and mouth held in the appropriate position for dick placement.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Even Vadge's cat had to be on her house diet.
We always knew Pamela Anderson would need a new pussy after divorcing Tommy Lee.
Susan Boyle's pet cat
K-Fed is going to be in a lot of trouble.
A face that only Ugly Bat Boy could love.
Before there was Tinkerbell, there was Paris Hilton's first pet Foxy Cleopatra who mysteriously disappeared.
Little known fact: this is what happens to cats after they dare to look Stains directly in the eye.