Susan Boyle Lied To Us All!
Before a rainbow came blowing out of Susan Boyle's beautiful mouth on Britain's Got Talent a couple of weeks ago, she told the judges that she was a virgin who can't drive. No, she told the judges she had never been kissed or went out on a real date. Well, she was just making funnies! Susan told Extra's Terri Seymour, "It was meant as a joke...I've got a wicked sense of humor, you know!" THAT SLUT!
Even though Susan has revealed that she's pretty much the town tramp, she laughed off the rumor that she's going to lose her cherry in a fuck film, "The one where I'm willing to take my clothes off for a million dollars...Really crazy!"
Susan won't be doing any kind of eyebrow fetish movies anytime soon, but she is considering a million other offers, "The most exciting offer so far has been a trip to Hollywood to make a film...There is talk about it...It's only rumors right now."
Yes, Susan! Put your harlot ass on a plane and come to America! We will be married, so you can become an American citizen and immediately be submitted as a last minute contestant on American Idol! Your magical waterfall voice will knock the 50 tons of foundation right off of Adam Lambert's face!
VIA HuffPo
She is fond of that particular two-necklace combination, isn't she?
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go away,,, mash potatoes with a lot of hair in it!!!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Watch, the National Enquirer will get to the bottom of this. Dude Looks Like A Lady coming soon to tabloid newstands near you.
Naw, I don't believe her "joke". She's trying to save face because she's probably uncomfortable being pitied for having no sex life.
There isn't a middle-aged woman (well, except for Suze Orman) who's comfortable admiting she's a virgin.
I like her but it is getting to the point of overkill.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It's Pat. It's time for androgyny!
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
I really doubt that she's never been kissed or on a date, even if she's always looked that way (I honestly don't think she looks that bad, I've seen way worse married) I'm sure she's had at least one boyfriend who wasn't a shallow fuck.
leave her alone! Long live Susan Boyle - she should be the new Miss California - Hell Miss Universe of the fucking world.
The next thing to happen will be that Susan Boyle will get fucked and have 10 babies, and blow Octoslut right out of the water. She could hide ten babies in those eyebrows, trust.
Shes probably been banged more times than the city times square bell...
After seeing her eyebrows, Im guessing a bikini wax would take a good two days.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Charles Manson> You're totally right. It was a set-up. She's well-known for singing in her town & Simon "discovered" her whilst going undercover at a contest in a pub. The contest was one of those "win a trip to wherever" sort of things, but not exactly...it was a try-out for the show. The judges all heard her sing ahead of time since they do rehersals without the audience. So the "shock" was most likely faaaaaaaaake.
However, I still like this lady...I get really good vibes from her and wish her the best. At least she's talented!
She has certainly served one wonderful purpose for me personally. I no longer worry about aging because this town pump could pass for my mother on her best day.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I'd hit it
I am sick of this woman.
I like this lady. She has a good heart. Plus her singing made me cry tears of joy.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 3:11pm.
Who knew that the Little Voice was really the town bicycle?
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You think they used her eyebrows as handle bars?
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Hahaha--- no, that would be her mustache.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 3:11pm.
Who knew that the Little Voice was really the town bicycle?
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You think they used her eyebrows as handle bars?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Who knew that the Little Voice was really the town bicycle?
"The most exciting offer so far has been a trip to Hollywood to make a film...There is talk about it...It's only rumors right now."
Ummm, hellllooooooo McFly.
A rumour is not an offer.
Oh sweet Baby Jesus! SHE WAS JOKING! I can't believe how many people took that to heart.
All tv is maniuplative! Take away the pre interview and she still stands alone as having wowed the audience.
Adam Lambert is a Broadway performer...he has toured in a lead role in WICKED....so of course he's wowing them on stage.
Helloooooo.....who is the real non-professional!
Michael and Gwen Stephani will have something in common if he marries Susan and her money.
He/She?????
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
cept she couldn't be on am. idol because of her age. that's how we roll here in the young usa.
Liaar Pants!!! Tranny Troll!
i want the whole story. right now!
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Who was the Hot Slut of the Day who claimed to be a virgin? I forgot her name. But I never believed her either! I respect people like Michael K way more. He is honest!
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This woman is mentally challenged, so it's not right to use her.
So now we are going to believe that she has been f'd. Once a bullshitter.......
CHARLES MANSON
IVE WATCHED THE CLIP MANY TIMES AND IM CONVINCED IT IS STAGED. SHES BEEN IN A LOT OF MUCH LESSER KNOWN TALENT SHOWS. I THINK SIMON FUCKING FOUND HER AND PROPPED HER UP. IF YOU LOOK BEYOND HER SINGING AND PAY REAL CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE WAY SHE AND THE JUDGES ARE ACTING IT IS OBVIOUS. ITS ALL VERY METHODICAL LIKE A WELL REHEARSED SKIT. BESIDES THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO PRE-AUDITION BEFORE THEY GET TO THAT POINT SO OF COURSE THEY ALREADY KNEW SHE WAS AN EXCELLENT SINGER.
Your dog licking your face doesn't count as that kind of kiss, Susan.
Can she make a movie with Ron Jeremy?
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Next headline
"ha ha, you guillible fuckers, I'm really sixty nine."
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
leave Adam out of this MK!
He wants nothing to do with this fuckery! there's nothing in the least bit glittery about Susan Boyle!
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Perhaps she can star in "From Justin To Kelly 2".
boyle needs a lancelot in her life ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
A movie with Susan Boyle? The only role I can see her playing is Mario from the Mario Brothers.
Yeah, um...shock. So not surprising. First the heifer has already made recordings, now her entire "left on the shelf" thing is bunk too. Looks like everyone's favorite frying-pan-faced warbling fatty is a big set-up in addition to being a ridiculously overblown joke. She can go die now, thanks. I'd rather than listen to a goddamn Mrs. Miller CD than this pig.
C'mon, MK, nobody can harm The Lambert - you know that as well as I do!
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I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body.
Once a trick, always a trick.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
I love that MK is in denial about the new eyebrows...he's clinging to the fuzzy catapillar pictures!
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Dammit! Every time I think I've figured out what men want, I get it wrong. Eyebrows, dq, EYEBROWS! I get the impression from MK that either chola brows or caterpillers are acceptable. Now, how to choose ...
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
And I thought this was going to be about her age!
I think there something fishy with all this
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