John Mayer's New Piece
John Mayer might have a new piece to keep his twitter warm after Jennifer Aniston Riverdanced all over his heart like the man-eating tramp she is (served with a heaping dollop of sarcasm.) Star Magazine says John has moved on from 40-year-old Jen to 23-year-old ex-buffalo wing server Scheana Marie Jancan.
Scheana serves drinkies at The Grand Havana Room and that's where she met John. I'm sure it was love at first sight. Like that scene in West Side Story where Tony and Maria first meet. Picture that, but with more silicone and waaaaaay more Twittering.
The two chatted for a while before John asked for her number. Since then, they have hung out a few times and Scheana even spent a little time at John's house. Scheana apparently told some source, “There is always food and beer around. Scheana said she has loads of fun there; it’s like spring break!” So basically she's saying there's booze-infused barf everywhere and a Creepy McCreepster with rapey-eyes hiding behind almost every corner? Sounds about right.
Scheana is a former Hooters waitress who has modeled for Ed Hardy and was a runner-up in a Hawaiian Tropic Pageant. Paging Sarah Larson! This trick right here stole your life.
Since this magical union will last forever, what should their couple name be? MaMa? ScheMohn?
And I would tell Scheana to immediately work on gold digging rule #3 "GET KNOCKED UP," but she will probably have a hard time trying to conceive with a soppy tampon. The only thing Scheana will give birth to from fucking John Mayer is a big pile of extra-chunky clitty litter.
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Nickname= Mahjong!
his looks are so ordinary hes like skeletor jnr
I think John just wants someone to hang out with and put up with his doucheyness...no fame...no talent...but gives good BJ's and knows when to STFU.
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I found a great site _______M e e t R i c h . C O M_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
totally looks like a prettier version of Taya...who I absolutely cannot stand. I cannot believe I got suckered into Rock of Love...that herpe-infested bunch of skanks...yuck! All of them...NNAASSTTYY...but Brett, I am actually older than him and I remember him back in the day...soo sexy! Now he looks bloated and used up, and that hair...yech! Why doesn't he just go short or bald...that fake hair is just plain stupid looking. I actually liked Mindy and she seemed to be the only one without an agenda...Taya totally had a promotion thing with Penthouse...she was so transparent I cannot believe that douchebag Brett couldn't see through her..I am highly nearsighted and I saw right through her fake ass!
Nice upgrade dude!
I love watching the train wreck that is Rock Of Love, but I seriously gag a little every single time Bret pulls one of those whores in for a special trout kiss. Why must he make that uber disgusting open mouth pout before he is even touching their lips? Aarrgghhh.
Mindy was kind of nasty, but soooo much better than Taya. I bet Mindy's implants werent that cock-eyed & her insides werent coming out of her vagina.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:26pm.
Um no one noticed her rather large CHIN?
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LOL! I did! But I wasn't going to say anything.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:47pm.
Assholes! Taya was not promoting Penthouse on that show!
She wanted a MAN! not a contract ! But a horse wig bandana wearin Airbrushed MAN? Okay?
LMAO! Bret was looking bloated at the reunion also.
I wonder how long this one will last????
unless JM is truly an idiot, the only thing she'll walk away with is the spare roll of Charmin in the guest house can.
girl = zero pr value
girl = history
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I don't understand why this guy's even famous. His songs suck, he's creepy looking and he's dated a couple of bores. I'm sad to even know who he is.
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nevermind the first name how in the hell do you pronounce the last name?
jancan, yancan, iyancan, junkinthecan?
Yep, Sarah Larson redux.
But John Mayer needs publicity and the paps. He isn't going to get it with a piece of chicken. I give it a week.
John Mayer is dating Bristol Palin?!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
He will provide her with the buffalo wings she needs to fly in the business!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
You're all being too hard on Mayer. He is obviously just a guy in search of a good conversation.
We could call her Sarah Larson, II
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
This ho needs a nickname, stat! Her real one sucks.
Mayer needs a girl like this - someone that makes him feel like a big fucking deal. His tiny wittle ego (resulting from being born with a tiny wittle peen) needs affirmation.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Homegirl has way too many extra letters in her name. How the hell am I supposed to say that? She-yan-uh? Or is it a jacked up spelling of Shana? Seriously, I am confused.
You can't trust a bitch with fugly eyebrows who teaches salsa dancing on reality TV --MK
What kind of name is Scheana? Sounds like a UTI or female STD. In any event, she should make sure her immunizations are up to date if she's hanging out with this loser.
John Mayer is a Warren Beatty wannabe.
ha ha I love how we hijacked this thread, fuck JM's new piece, we want to talk about Taya's grimy gowl...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
She reminds me of Jennifer Love Hewitt in the face, and he used to date her, right? If I were this chick, I would RUN.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I dunno why but Tayas tits reminded off Doughnut Mascot from Sex Drive
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DG yes! those Canadian Bacon nips were scaring me too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 1:03pm.
I love her scabs, scars and bruises, not to mention her hideous boobs with the sausage patty nip/aer. Yeah, Bret, she's a real looker.
Don't get me started on her rotten taco meat!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by lynniepoo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:35pm.
Clearly this douche didn't have a date in high school and is making up for lost time. He is repulsive to me in every way - looks & personality.
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You hit the nail on the head, he didn't date in high school he had one girlfriend who broke his heart and since then he has been a bi polar, wanna be player mess. My friend went over to his house after he broke up with Jessica Simpson and she had to leave cuz he was so obnoxious. She said he bitched about Jessica the whole time and then got mad at my girl when she wanted to leave, calling her a 'tease' and asking 'why she even came over if she wasnt planning on fucking him'. So yeah he is pretty much a scum bag and full of himself.
ewwww I looked again, what is that? a shadow? a piercing? a place where she missed a spot shaving?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Tayas Beef Curtains was NOT wat I wanted to see before lunch!
Bitch needs to do some kegel vaginacises on that dry clam clam
YUCK!
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gia: Holy moly!
And... THAT'S why we have pubic hair.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:46pm.
gia: OMG WTF was that? first of all, I had to look real quick since I'm at work but her chocha looked dirty or something!
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Oh yeah, its dirty, you got that right.
Shes cute, i'd stick and move
Her name reads like a disease!
Someone spray disinfectant!!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Assholes! Taya was not promoting Penthouse on that show!
She wanted a MAN! not a contract ! But a horse wig bandana wearin Airbrushed MAN? Okay?
btw did Anyone else notice Bretts looking younger then Natashas new clit on Reunion?
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gia: OMG WTF was that? first of all, I had to look real quick since I'm at work but her chocha looked dirty or something!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Out of curiousity I looked up some naked pics of Taya from Rock of Love & not only does she have hideously deformed eyebrows, she has FrankenBoobs & I"m thinkin Arby's syndrome...Bret Michaels & Penthouse are a retards.
NSFW
http://www.bourgy.com/taya-rock-of-love-bus-03.html
don't they show like spread open snatch and stuff in Penthouse?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I could go for some buffalo wings now. So hungry.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:31pm.
How could anyone in their right mind date him?
He must find the most desperate ho's and throw fifty dollar bills at them til they follow him home.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
big upgrade! but Shenene will get bored, like us, in 3...2...1..
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"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."-
Marilyn Monroe
Was she on CBS' Big Brother? That photo looks like the ones they take of the contestants.
Clearly this douche didn't have a date in high school and is making up for lost time. He is repulsive to me in every way - looks & personality.
Submitted by christine the hoff: "Well, here's for freshly polished turd for your turdsday.
Love
Kyrstynye."
*snicker*
My money says she pronounces it "Sheena".
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:29pm.
she does look like Taya but where is her Penthouse Pet tank top?
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True. And Scheana's eyebrows aren't quiet as pencil perfect either - now that I really study her.
Snowy! LOL! That is what gave her away that it wasn't Taya.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
seriously, Taya's like 40
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Should it last forever (and I'm sure he'll be twittering wedding plans and baby names soon), we can just consolidate and call them JoSch.