Gin Is In The Air
Today through Saturday, hos in London will be able to pay £5 an hour to stand inside a bar and breathe in gin air. That's what the waiting room in heaven is like. Now, if gin mist isn't strong enough for you, run your ass over to St. Lucia and get Wino to sneeze in your face. But if gin mist will do the trick, then go to "Alcoholic Architecture."
Fast Company says that gin mist will eff up your clothes, so you have to put on a plastic suit before you go inside. Once inside, you stand around while gin mist is sprayed through the air. Apparently, standing there for 40 long minutes is the equivalent to drinking one strong gin cocktail. The creators chose Hendricks gin, because it's fresh and smells like plants or something.
Basically, this is like hot boxing, but with gin instead of the good green shit, right? Now, do you get to drink gin as well as breath it in? Because just picture a group of bitches standing around without a drink in their hand to shut them up. Sometimes I push drinks on mouthy skanks, so they can stick a rim on their lips and stop talking. After 20 minutes of not getting drunk by breathing in booze vapors, I'd sniff out the source and stick my mouth on the damn mister. 40 minutes sober in a bar feels like ten lifetimes to a drunk!
I don't know if this concept works for a bar, but it works for everywhere else they don't serve booze. I mean, gin mist at the DMV, the dentist and church? Genius.
(Thanks Joanne)
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:34am.
Bombay is great, but Hendrick's is totally diff, due to the herbs. Their old-timey, summery ads are funny, too:
http://www.hendricksgin.com/
"fat butt stay at home moms."
HA HA I am totally using this whenever someone asks for my profession..
and in your hair!!
we'd all smell like my grandma.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:35am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:33am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:32am.
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Who you calling an idiot?
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Certainly not you! I am sure your tats are all appropriate and full of meaning! : )
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And your ear piercings were done as an homage to the ancient Egyptians that invented earrings, and not just a personal preference?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
this seems like a huge waste of alcohol. how much gets soaked up by clothes, ends up on tables and the floors?
just pour mine down my throat please.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:30am.
Isn't gin made from Juniper berries?
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Yes. ew.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:21am.
Sugaroo! ewwwwww it's FIZZY too!
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And it smells!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:25am.
that building must be highly flammable. i can totally see a drunk tryin' to light up and boom everyone is up in flames.
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HAHAHAHA awesome visual! You KNOW it will happen, too!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:33am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:32am.
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Who you calling an idiot?
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Certainly not you! I am sure your tats are all appropriate and full of meaning! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@LCT:
I mean, judging by engrish.com they fucking LOVE shirts with English on them, but they couldn't possibly imagine wearing them if they knew they were wearing shirts that said, 'Whore' and 'Pigfucking Shit Eater Happy Smile!' could they?
I've thought about that too...but haven't found anyone who'll tell me. Sometimes, I think there's some weird inside joke going on with English swear words over there...particularly becuz they'd have no power in Japanese (I'm pretty sure that's a Japanese thing...and, like, less so Chinese but I don't know). Maybe it's becuz we use them so freely but then are still kinda afraid of them, too...like that's funny to them....Cuz I notice that, in Chinatown here, they do have some things that just seem to have random English words on them...but not swear words...
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:31am.
I'm a bombay sapphire girl. should I give hendricks a try?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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i only like bombay gin with oj and/or red bull.
no tanqueray.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:32am.
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Who you calling an idiot?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
MK "40 minutes sober in a bar feels like ten lifetimes to a drunk!"
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truer words were never spoken!!!!
I agree with MK.. . This is bullshit unless they had gin air in non-bar places, like work :)
I guess its novelty, like those ice bars. Ever been to one of those? Col for about 2 minutes. Then you realize everything you came in with is now wet. BS.
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Gin taste just like perfume! Nasty!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:27am.
Eh, it's no diff. than idiots over here sporting tats with Chinese writing and Tribal tats. I hate that.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hendricks is the best. Chill it, don't add anything, and it makes a great martini. I prefer to apply it internally, not topically.
that would take a fuckin day to get a buzz!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:30am.
Isn't gin made from Juniper berries?
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yes, some kinds have additional botanicals as well
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Isn't gin made from Juniper berries?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:20am.
If I feel the need to put on special clothes and not drink I'll go to church, not this alleged "bar".
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You don't drink at church? what's the point then? I just go for the free wine and crackers. I even bring my own spray cheez!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Speaking of weird English, is it a thing in Asia to wear shirts with English writing all over them because it's cool? I mean, judging by engrish.com they fucking LOVE shirts with English on them, but they couldn't possibly imagine wearing them if they knew they were wearing shirts that said, 'Whore' and 'Pigfucking Shit Eater Happy Smile!' could they?
Gin and tonic tastes like juniper bushes smell. It grosses me out. And I used to wear the frickin' juniper body spray from Bath and Bodyworks, too. Smelled like a goddamn aging pole dancer.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Just what I needed, a new way to NOT get wasted. I can NOT get drunk for free.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i think i spy Rojo Caliente in the crowd outside...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Waste of good gin, if you ask me. If they just sprayed tonic water & lime, most of these idjits would probably believe it's a g&t.
I used to drink 'Kinky Pinkies' when I was a yute: gin & pink lemonade. Klassy.
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This place has got everything.
that building must be highly flammable. i can totally see a drunk tryin' to light up and boom everyone is up in flames.
KD - it must be the lotion!!! (flushes sugar cookie lotion down toilet)
omg, iHeartHaters, pump a fruit tart through the air ....... instant-O!
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Is there any dry mouth, dry heaves and/or hangover headache involved in this? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
i saw this on tmz tv last night and they were all holding drinks also...
It reminded me of Western Beef, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Mrs. F- Well, since it is inhaled, perhaps there are calories involved. If it were absorbed through the skin, though, that would be another story. Maybe that is why I haven't been losing weight, though: my lotion has too many calories..?
Sugaroo! ewwwwww it's FIZZY too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Now if they could do this shit with pastries, I'd be all set!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
That is the stupidest thing I've heard today. 40 minutes for the effect of one drink?! Fuck that. Why not buy a bottle of gin and get smashed at home?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
If I feel the need to put on special clothes and not drink I'll go to church, not this alleged "bar".
sNOWPIECE - got you beat.
Gin and root beer. EWWWWWWWWW!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:18am
EWWWWWWWWWW........
I hate gin. Blech.
Gimme a good Vodka or a few Jager shots.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I prefer to snort mine, thanks. If it's good enough for Prince Ginge, it's good enough for me.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:17am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:16am.
Mist some 12 yr old Scoth and I might be interested, although I am retired from alcohol.
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Use it to make a Duck Fart! Yes, I am obsessed, DG, but yew already know dis!
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Haha! Yes, I know you love the Duck Farts!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:12am.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:11am.
Next Glade will put out those damn misty shit things scented with Alize for fat butt stay at home moms.
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OOOHHHH I want one!!!
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just the thought of gin curdles my stomach.
Imagine this drink:
Gina and Tia Maria, hahahahah that's my grossest drink of all times
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:16am.
Mist some 12 yr old Scoth and I might be interested, although I am retired from alcohol.
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Use it to make a Duck Fart! Yes, I am obsessed, DG, but yew already know dis!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
This doesn't sound like a bright idea at ALL.
CHARLES MANSON
5 POUNDS IS THE FUCKING EQUIVALENT OF ABOUT 8 DOLLARS. I CAN BUY A WHOLE BOTTLE OF POPOV FOR THAT AND GET REALLY MESSED UP.
Mist some 12 yr old Scoth and I might be interested, although I am retired from alcohol.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
ricki lake- I wouldnt know, i've been pregnant for the past 4 years it seems..
cant wait for my 1st drink, tho!
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Am I the only one who thinks gin and tonics taste like celery? Everybody thinks I'm crazy but I swear they are SO similar!
iHeartHaters on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:12am
Every 9, 18 or 27 minutes, Cocktails!
You can have like 4 in an hour!
Gladay.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:11am.
Next Glade will put out those damn misty shit things scented with Alize for fat butt stay at home moms.
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OOOHHHH I want one!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"